Who would cast in a Lolita remake?
Who would cast in a Lolita remake?
Chris hansen as humbert
Maddie ziegler as lol
Idris Elbow
elle fanning
bradly cooper
Emma Stone as Humbert
Mackenzie Foy as Lolita
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angourie rice
ryan gosling
rosamund pike
There is no way this movie would be allowed today. I have no idea how they got the 90s one released.
The 60s was different because they were not allowed to kiss, hug or anything in a sexual manner yet the 90s one was very up there.
I can imagine all the SJW's crucifying the actors and director if it was made in today's world.
Bribri
your just asking for the cunnyposter to spam this thread
this holy shit THIS
angourie rice and clive owen
>angourie rice
YES
ryan newman died blond as lol
good old macy as humbert
for director, let's go with that guy who did blue valentine
laneya grace
Definitely, Elle Fanning as Lolita.
Tom Hiddleston as Humbert Humbert
>maddie ziegler
yes
Too old
Brynny and me
demi moore
K?
there is literally no better choice than this
ry ry is too old. fml
>Maddie ziegler
too ayyylmao
>elle fanning
waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old
KEK, I like it
too pure
too urban
could work...
come on, she was born the role
>55555
it's settled then
WHO IS THIS WHORE?
wew at both
obvious choice
have some respect, will ya?
too ugly
it was all a flashback in her deathbed?
faggot
They'd make it with a MIlf and a boy or a Lesbian Milf and a girl.
lesbian milf would be acceptable, as long as delores actress is the same age as in the book
Who is this semen demon?
even tho lolita was a bit chubby, I think kpim could pull it off
emily
alyn
lind
too hot for Sup Forums
what kind of a father lets her 14 year old daughter take pictures like this
This photographer is a creepy weirdo. Somebody needs to keep an eye on him. Have you seen the picture where he's making her bite down onto a bar of soap?
I'd bet $100 she's fatherless.
Fuck off with this pedo garbage
exactly
we need to raise the bar to our former glory
Do it before she turns into Chloe "The Fridge" Moretz!
it's a completely innocent picture, bro
to be fair, it's a pretty good pic
One remake was already one too many. We don't need another please.
>this triggers the redditor
nah, thankfully that kind of puberty-tragedy is not that common
momo would've been a great lolita
>the picture
What did he mean by this?
PLANET! SHMANET! JANET!
I heard Donovan raped her.
todays teenage girls curse a lot
haven't you seen those threads? they call everyone a faggot