>Be paki >Wake up >Did not get blown up in sleep >Pull my dick out of the goat >Go to eat some breakfast >Rocks and dirts hmmmmmm >Ask Allah for forgiveness for leading such a lavish life >Time for school >Wear my best loin cloth >Move bushes out of the way to get out of my cave >Get on my camel >giddy-up >Wave to next door neighbour mustafa as he comes out from under his rock >ohshit.jpg >Forgot to do my homework >Arrive to school >Park my camel >"Asalamualaikum user, this is the vip spot, it will cost you 3 goat testicles" >pay him >Good moring Abdul-sensei >"user, I hope you did your homework, you remember what happend the last time " >Sorry sensi but I was able to collect any infidel blood >"Oh user, you will fail jihad 101 at this rate, Its time to face the punishment" >Teacher whistles >Ahmed comes with his 12 inch blessed cock >"user you cant do your homework because you've been possessed by the shaitan" >Proceeds to exorcise my anus >Get back home after exorcism >Prettygoodday.mp3
translation: OP is a butthurt sionist Juice or sionist Juice lover getting a huge butthurt from unguided pieces of shit rockets
learn to fight real armies not stone throwers
you are killers of children and stone throwers
fekin milk drinkers
Carter Rivera
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Benjamin Richardson
Khuda ke kasam mein pajeet nahi hoin
Parker Howard
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Adrian Wilson
אתה הומו להתבגר
Jackson Smith
I dont speak over dodger
Dominic Clark
אתה פין
Hunter Evans
לכו להזדיין אמא שלך
Parker Parker
יש לך הולך אני did not שרץ עז צולע
also Shalom Shlomo (always wanted to say that)
Justin Powell
Teri maa ke kuss
John Bennett
>Be me, wake up in the greatest country in the world >roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs >bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™ >drop my bigmac on the shower, cry >get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™ >mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom >sing the national anthem before eating >pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada). >add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements >Go to school, tip teacher >Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class >1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders >2 hours of learning about creationism > 1 hour of being molested by priests
Jackson Gray
>Hear gunshots >kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3 >third time this week >mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody >police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters > they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood > police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous >tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals >go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall) >get 4th mortgage on the same house >watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos >buy tacos >try to play fetch with my dog >We both have heart attacks >Get taken to hospital >doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh > my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs > father tells me that being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent > believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart > tip Suresh >get taken home, tip the ambulance guys >MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives. >Thank God we got rid of Obamacare. >try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news >end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians >next day go back to school >have a surprise test on my American culture class! >gonnafailthissohard.jpeg >mfw the test is all about the Kardashians > Ace test >go back home >make a thread praising Trump on Sup Forums >itwasagoodday.txt
