I need 12 warriors to help me take down a troll camp. Specify the following:

I need 12 warriors to help me take down a troll camp. Specify the following:

>Name
>Age
>Race
>Height
>Magic Powers
>Special Physical Abilities
>Favorite Weapon
>Armor/Clothing
>Personality Type
>Pets/Sidekicks
>Sexual Preferences
>Battle cry

I will select the 12 best warriors, and off we go to the adventure of our lives!!!!!

>Sexual Preferences
Fucking die in a fire you faggot.

Me:


>Name: Cobra Keensly
>Age: 9432 yrs old
>Race: Caucasian Human Mage
>Height: A masculinely acceptable 5'9"
>Magic Powers: Sorcerer Supreme
>Special Physical Abilities: Large penis with girth
>Favorite Weapon: Nintendo Power Glove
>Armor/Clothing: Addidas Jumpsuit
>Personality Type: Antisocial Narcissistic Empath
>Pets/Sidekicks: A sexually aggressive cat girl
>Sexual Preferences: Genderfluid bi cis gendered
>Battle cry: Arriba Ribaaaaa!!!

Dicklord
69
GookSpook
1 niggaheight
Shitposting
14" dong
14" Dong
yeezees
SHEIT
my homboi Tyfpoof.

You will be our team fuck boi

>Name Bucky Pisswasser
>Age 24
>Race Maridian Sperm-Dwarf
>Height 124cm
>Magic Powers Hearing through stone
>Special Physical Abilities BAM-
>Favorite Weapon Pen-knife-gun-miningaxe
>Armor/Clothing Netshirt and leather pants
>Personality Type Ever seen Mr. Slave in South Park?
>Pets/Sidekicks OP, the Cuck
>Sexual Preferences All the time
>Battle cry Fuck me sideways and call me Wendy!

sauce that shit faggot

Her name's woman femme mcgee, a real shiner she is

>name:cheese Louis
>age:2112
>race:the white male
>height:dunno
>Magic powers:with a swish and a flick and a pinch of your dick i can slice you in half
>special physical abilities:I can produce more smegma than you can imagine
>favorite weapon:my trusty wand-kitana
>armour/clothing:anything you want bby
>personality type:the coolest of dudes
>pets/sidekicks:my life long pet fiddler crab named Marquis
>sexual preferences:i enjoy sex
>battle cry:"no, you goons"

>Name: Roberto
>Age: 42
>Race: Mexican "Human"
>Height: 1.6m
>Magic Powers: Can clean everything.
>Special Physical Abilities: None, is fat and short, but has a broom, can use it as a weapon.
>Favorite Weapon: broom
>Armor/Clothing: janitor uniform.
>Personality Type: Always afraid and overly worried about keeping his job.
>Pets/Sidekicks: An angry white boss.
>Sexual Preferences: Anything alive that wanna fuck him.
>Battle cry: AY AY AYYYYY~ *throws mexican hat in the air*

not your personal adventure party

>Name
Hugh G. Rection
>Age
26
>Race
Cross between a poo in loo and a nigger
>Height
5'9
>Magic Powers
can piss out his ass
>Special Physical Abilities
can fart on comand
>Favorite Weapon
pailbat
>Armor/Clothing
plague doctor
>Personality Type
like a dindu
>Pets/Sidekicks
his pocketpussy named Tim
>Sexual Preferences
If it moves, he'll fuck it
>Battle cry
The holocaust is a lie!

I deleted all my porn today .
I'm not saving that picture but I want to so bad

>Ever seen Mr. Slave in South Park?

Don't say another word. You're in!

Top kek

>Cross between a poo in loo and a nigger
S...sorry, w...we're full.

>I deleted all my porn today .
>I'm not saving that picture but I want to so bad
I know this feeling.

rich dawkins
16
white human
5'6
ha foolish superstition
ugliness confuses enemies
my knowledge
black fedora, black trench coat, apple jacket tshirt, black pants
shy and socially clueless
sentient anime body pillow
m'ladies only
checkmate christians!

>Scrotebath the Barbarian
>21
>Tendiesboi
>5'2"
>I can shit special turds into my diapee that have magic attributes like fire, ice, acid, oilslick, etc.
>Fat enough to roll around like a pill bug for an attack
>My cum jugs, magic diaper shit, and Alienware keyboard and mouse combo
>Minecraft t-shirt, cum stained khaki cargo shorts, crocs with socks, XXL adult diaper
>Heavily autistic tendies boi
>Waifu pillow
>See above
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Name: Dick Titan
Age: 34
Race: proud white
Height: 7ft 3
Magic power: body morphing
SPA: heavy hog
Weapon: the cannon
Pet: a crying male SJW
Sexual preference: all
Battle cry: dick riddler Fiedler

>Name
Dima Vodkanoff
>Age
37
>Race
Slave
>Height
5'11
>Magic Powers
can brew vodka potions that buff stats, goes into invincible berserk mode when enrarged
>Special Physical Abilities
can squat for a near endless period of time, can drink countless amouts of vodka with no negative affects, can punch a bear to the ground
>Favorite Weapon
AK47 and broken vodka bottle
>Armor/Clothing
black and white addias track suit, flat cap
>Personality Type
quick to anger, loyal to friends
>Pets/Sidekicks
ghosts of stalin and lenin give advice
>Sexual Preferences
repressed homosexual
>Battle cry
ckya blyat!

>Name: John Uchiha
>Age 15
>Race: White, but you cant see my skin because of the trenchcoat and shroud i wear
>Height: 6.3
>Magic Powers: can control fire and electricity
>Special Physical Abilities: completely mastered all martial arts including weapons
>Favorite Weapon i use a Forged Katana that has been folded 1000 times by a dying master blacksmith who used blood for quenching it
>Armor/Clothing: My only armor is a leather treanchcoat and a shroud. I don't need protection because no one can hit me
>Personality Type: Im quiet but i pay attention to every detail, always on guard and ready for a fight. Although im cruel in battle i always protect defenceless women
>Pets/Sidekicks: A companion would only slow me down, so i use a trained falcon that scouts
>Sexual Preferences. Literally anything that breathes
>Battle cry: The game

>Gray
>53
>6
>Kill Niggers
>buff as fuck
>My huge dong
>n/a
>Fuck you
>My long anaconda
>13 yo
>IMA FUCK U

>Slave
Did you mean "Negroid"?

i meant slav, auto correct fucked up

>Name
Volnor
>Age
44
>Race
Human
>Height
188cm
>Magic Powers
Ice Armor
>Special Physical Abilities
Battleroll
>Favorite Weapon
War Axe
>Armor/Clothing
Platemail
>Personality Type
Silent, Cool
>Pets/Sidekicks
-
>Sexual Preferences
Rape
>Battle cry
Til bardaga!

I´m Batman.

>>Name IMIN YASHEED
>>Age OVER 9000
>>Race NIGGER
>>Height 8 FEET TALL ON MY TIP TOES
>>Magic Powers I CAN MAKE YOUR MOM CUM BY LOOKING AT HER
>>Special Physical Abilities I CAN SHOOT SPERM A MILE
>>Favorite Weapon DILDO SWORD
>>Armor/Clothing NUDE BABY
>>Personality Type FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>Pets/Sidekicks MY GOAT FRED
>>Sexual Preferences CLOVERGENDER
>>Battle cry ACKALICK DICKALICK

>his pocket pussy named Tim
Kekd

>can shit special turds into my diapee
>diapee

Lost.

Priceless

Eric the midget
34 years old
Race, midget
Height 3 ft 5 or 3 ft 6
Magic powers? Annoy you literally to death
Special physical, lobster claw hands. Not actual lobster claws my hands are just fucked into looking like it
Favorite weapon is Dianna DeGarmos dildo
Clothing, my As hat and wheelchair
Personality type: delusional
Pets: I'm a wheelchair stuck midget... I am a pet
Sexuak preferences only porn stars with huge tits or Dianna DeGarmo
>battle cry: ACK ACK

>>Name
Ding Dong
>>Age
75
>>Race
Clock
>>Height
2.20m
>>Magic Powers
Slow Time
Forced Aging
Alarm Clock
>>Special Physical Abilities
Walking, living clock
>>Favorite Weapon
Forced Aging, turns people old
>>Armor/Clothing
None
>>Personality Type
Old and think i am wiser than anyone younger
>>Pets/Sidekicks
None
>>Sexual Preferences
Stopwatches
>>Battle cry
"DING DONG, DING DONG!"