>November 8th, 2016
>wake up on a beautiful Tuesday morning in my $100,000 dollar LA apartment
>read my morning twitter feed
>make a Facebook post saying about how happy I am that we, as Americans, will be united
>Share soon-to-be President Hillary Clinton’s status
>Tell everyone how worried I am that Drumpf supporters are going to riot
>no need to worry, I’m on the right side of history
>drive my 60,000 dollar car to the polling station, submit my vote for Mrs. Clinton
>Break down in tears at how beautiful the moment is
>Reward myself for my good actions with a large cup of Starbucks Coffee
>call my dad, ask for money (he’s been temporarily paying my bills for the past 8 years)
>my art history degree hasn’t quite turned out a job yet
>later that night, all the polling stations are now closed
>check huffington post
>”Clinton has a 96% chance of winning”
>poor myself a glass of wine and relax
>thisisgonnabegood.jpg
>check the polls
>Trump has won some racist hick states, no biggie
>Florida is a lot closer than I want
>again, no biggie, just the hicks coming out to vote
>Put on my Nasty Women© shirt for good luck
>Wisconsin and Michigan are like, way closer than I thought
>polls now only give Clinton a 60% chance of winning
>sweat hits my forehead
>Clinton Starts losing states she should have one
>florida falls to Drumpf
>at least we still have Pennsylvania
>Pennsylvania also falls to Drumpf
>Clinton now has a 20% chance of winning
how did this happen, WE WERE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
November 8th, 2016
On top of all this, he's literally in bed with russian hackers who rigged the election, banned every muslim from the us, wants to kill all the mexicans AND electrocute the gays. How did such a bigot win???
Because we are clearly superior.
[citation needed]
>mfw he unironically links me to a leftist source
i'll take the bait just to say, that while i am sure OP is just shitposting, there are seriously still people around that think this way unironically and it's pretty pathetic tbh. They're gonna seriously ride this one pathetic victory for 4 years? Sad.
I'm not going to bother trying to inform a close minded bigot such as yourself, you can google all of this.
When did he want Mexifags dead? I thought he just wanted them all gone because he can't see past stereotypes.
>>wake up on a beautiful Tuesday morning in my $100,000 dollar LA apartment
I know you Americans have shitty houses, but for an apartment that' s even more shitty.
I bet you faggots got all your political news during the election from facebook
Becouse of people like you.
Doesen´t even matter if you are a troll or seriously retarted.
100k LA apt...??? 400 sq ft shoe box; ya must sit on the toilet to watch tv lol.
my apartment is multi-culturally decorated, it's plenty of space for me and my cat. There's no need to insult my housing situation.
lmao exacttly.
>Sent this though a leftist to english translator. came out with "I don't know what I'm talking about so I'm gonna call you a bigot because I always get what I want!"
>how did this happen, WE WERE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
It's a weak story, the race was too close to call after the FBI interfered in the election with one year old evidence ten days before the election.
The Republicans knew they were going to, that's why they illegally refused to appoint a supreme court justice.
American democracy is dead, the GOP decided that if they couldn't stop Americans from voting they would just have the FBI rig a third election for them.
Yes! Russia hacked the election for Trump. Here is the proof from CNN that he The great and exulted Obama released.
Multicultural?? American maggots on ur old tacos, Persian cat shit on ur floor, a Chinese tv, Malaysian porn on ur iPad, Russian version on ur penis... yup multicultural.
And then she lost the recount lmao
>Clinton Starts losing states she should have one
> have one
> one
because you are a nigger
>poor myself a glass of wine and relax
>poor
GO SUCK A DICK
Waste of trips
Waste of oxygen
Waste of bait
Waste of waists
Waste of taste
Waste of crepes
Waste of a computer
Waste of a human being
Waste of resources
Waste of rapes
Should have been 6 million and one, kike.
>Clinton Starts losing states she should have one
>Starts losing states she should have one
>losing states she should have one
>states she should have one
>she should have one
>should have one
>have one
>one
grammar and "alternative" facts is all you white males can ever focus on. Pathetic.
Yeah Occupy Democrats did a good job (((informing))) people on Facebook. Don't forget about CNN.
>there's nazi frogs on the internet did you know that
You can't build and pay for a wall if you're dead. I think he wants them to just serve all of us AWESOME AMERICANS.
>my $100,000 dollar LA apartment
Is this legit what property is worth in LA? Where is it, South Central?
sure kid
google
reliable source
pick one.
>call my dad, ask for money (he’s been temporarily paying my bills for the past 8 years)
>my art history degree hasn’t quite turned out a job yet
>Tell everyone how worried I am that Drumpf supporters are going to riot
AHAHAHAHA, the IRONY of OP's trolling and shitposting and the IRONY of you Libtarded hypocrites falling for it, showing again how completely ignorant and uneducated you are. >But I can memorize something for 24-48 hours to pass a standardized test! So what if I can't solve real-life problems by doing anything but screaming and holding signs.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>You need a search engine to get to a reliable source
BING = Because its not google
Cortana = Because everytime a commercial comes on I don't want Alexa and Google and Echo ordering shit and turning lights on and off and cranking the music up.
You are perhaps the dumbest mother fucker I've ever seen in my entire life.
Do you not know the definition of sardonic?
Trump is a total pussy.
This guy is the real man in charge.
quit false-flagging, faggot
Who pays more in taxes than you probably made this year.
How am I dumb if 1)I'm correct about OP, and 2) I'm also correct about the fact that everyone on the left is either dependent on their mommy, daddy, or the US Government and thinks that the rest of us should pay for "free" XYZ, whatever shit they feel "entitled" to. Whiny lazy angry bastards. Fuck off, I hope you get all get deported or arrested for your vandalism and rioting.
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Sheer arrogance, from beginning to end. Arrogance to try to sideline Bernie. Arrogance to bully his supporters. Arrogance to not hold press conferences and engage the electorate in open discussion. Arrogance to refuse to campaign in crucial states. Arrogance to believe victory is possible without white, heterosexual, working-class males.
I was Bernie, all the way. I never wanted Trump. But I didn't vote. I didn't vote because Hillary convinced me she didn't need or want my vote.
>Who pays more in taxes than you probably made this year.
What does the measly few hundred you pay with your welfare check have to do with anything?
>I'm correct about OP,
No, you're not. This whole post was a very big mirror put in the faces of cucks like you. Take the dick out of your ass, kiddo.
>I'm also correct about the fact that everyone on the left is either dependent on their mommy, daddy, or the US Government
Do you just go around these boards and tap the breaks on threads that are supposed to be funny? Jesus fucking Christ, you are such a damn poser.
>l-look mommy! I yelled a-at another s-stranger online!
>Fuck off, I hope you get all get deported or arrested for your vandalism and rioting.
I'm not black, nor am I a libshit going nuts in the street like a degenerate.
Kill yourself.
getting this baited by a larper from Sup Forums
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Bullshit. No condos that cheap in LA.
Look at this sad sack of shit... Is there any picture of him where he doesn't look completely disheveled and miserable?
You understand that by paying more in taxes than you EARN, that means I have a job and don't life off welfare, right?
Is this too complicated for you to understand from mommy's basement? Ask her, maybe she can explain it to you after she orders you another pizza.
the man is rich.. yet manages to look like a poor old, miserable wino.
weird.
>Taxes, having nothing to do with the definition of sardonic, is what this kid brings up because he has nothing to respond with
GG, kiddo. Come back soon.
Think of me as Randy Marsh and maybe you won't be so upset.
I don't care if you think it's funny, I care if I think it's funny.
I love this country and crying liberal cucks out rioting and protesting.
It's almost hard for me to remain libertarian but the hypocrisy and anger is so delicious.
>$100,000 dollar LA apartment
oh the irony of this.
>Think of me as Randy Marsh
>A dumbass who, in every episode, does something completely retarded, then moves onto something else after not learning anything
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OP I'm assuming you mistyped the 100k apartment and meant 1M?