Mermaid thread

Why aren't there more mermaids in Sup Forums?

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They didn't swim so good

damn it Carlos

There's something of a franchise in Ausland, but it's not really worth mentioning

>that fake picture

Tell me about the mermaids, why do they wear the fishtail ?

Will she have her pierced nipples and gaudy tattoos in the movie?

>they still haven't solved the mermaid problem

It's not that hard, you guys

better mermaid choice desu

Another Disney classic to get butchered by feminist propaganda
What a great time to be alive

I liked the mermaids from PotC.

>the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""little""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mermaid

I have a cute little mermaid right here

REMINDER THAT THIS ISN'T EVEN FUCKING DISNEY

Would bleach the one on the left desu senpai

Kill, marry, vivisect for science, eat, fuck, sell, keep in my fishtank (for my sexual gratification).

>vivisect for science

That's rude, user.

>tfw no mermaid gf

>disney owns fables
how old are you champ?

Forgot pic, end me

So it has a chance of being good.

>vivisect for science
Just give her to me instead user, that's the cuter one, I'd marry her and have fishy sex with tbqh

literally anything would have been better

Essential Merkino. Seriously.

So, how's it going to be, left or right?

>tfw no jolly sailor bold
life is suffering

The mermaid still has some orifice to stick your two inch pecker in

Left, of course. Easy decision. Right would be the most boring sex you'd ever have. It's really just choosing between two shitpiles though

As a footfag I don't know how to feel about mermaids. The lack of feet seriously disturb me.

the one with feet

Why not both?

>blowjob
>titty fuck
>handjobs

Apparently a Mermaid movie is doing gangbusters in China.

Good luck with that titty fuck user she's got A's

footmind

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>Critical review
>"At first glance, Mermaid looks like what might happen if Stephen Chow decided to cross-breed Splash and You’ve Got Mail with The Ladykillers and a terrifying nightmare I had when I was nine."

I'm sorry but progress cannot be sacrificed for your carnal desires. I'll let you have the carcass for your needs though.

left, the right one will have to be in the water 24/7 and yeah, you get pussy but you might also get fucked up fish/human kids.

The left one: you can talk, she can be out of the water longer, you can cuddle and kiss, get blowjobs (or cunnilingus) get handjobs, and NO PREGNANCY - you ain't gunna have condoms on that island anyway. Also, she might have a fish hole but a hole is a hole.

the right one
the left one probably wouldn't like me but the right one has a nice pussy mmmmmmmm

I won't let you hurt this fine specimen, name your price and you shall receive it

You could always spooge on her eggs...

>Get pussy
Have fun with that, there's a reason why women who are motionless during sex are called dead fish.

W-would you hold my hand and pretend to be my qt daughterfu?

well its not. With a fish hole shes lays eggs and you get to spoodge on them. No poking.

Well I'm sold.

This cast is painfully brown

If must, I'll do it, in the name of justice

I swear to god the fourth one from left to right is a pornstar, pretty sure I've seen her before

>mfw mermaids near me

This is a good thread. We need more mermaids in movies desu

>tfw I have aquaphobia, or fear of water
I don't think I could handle a mermaid gf

IVE GOT A SPECIAL SECRET

My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold, there is nothing that could console me like my jolly sailor bold

do her poops float to the top?

Does she even poops like humans? I assume her poop is like fish poop sinche her lower half is a fish's

>mermaid
>pooping
fucking end yourself m8

are you my jolly sailor bold?

GIANT FETID HUMAN TURDS

>Anna-Sophia Robb

Yes

>tfw nobody on Sup Forums is old enough to remember this

Always

FRIDGE
MODE

'MIRIN

Seriously though, puberty did NOT do her any favors.

>siren fags be like m.youtube.com/watch?v=3AnBBc7KQ9E

Why did you post a tranny then?

if you started on the right and moved to the left, then you're taste is patrician

if you started on the left then you should choke on merman cock.

weird vid seems like a porno m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwkLJ8Pt46M

She looks like a fish, if anything that's how the face of a mermaid would really look like

>tfw lived in a small town
>tfw used to fishing with dad and later with my childhood friends
>tfw we used to tell folk tales, including ones about mermaids, sirens and similar stuff

Now that's an insult to fish.

Left and fuck the mouth.

I jacked off to that episode of Charmed where Alyssa Milano turns into a mermaid a whole bunch of times 15 years ago

Come lick em user

Is this official artwork?

Can someone edit the title to be "Fish Pussy" instead?

If they don't make her dye her hair red I'm not paying to see this trash

>this could've been me but I was born in tree land
>get Sasquatch stories instead

original Ariel was blonde.

Not even if you were kosher

They could've casted Idris Elba as the mermaid instead of some white bitch.

Rikki's my mermaidfu

>another """""""""""""""""""""reboot""""""""""""""""""""" up our ass

It's already been done

>My name is [...................................!!!!!!!!!!!!]

youtube.com/watch?v=Yd0fBXwDBmo

So is Tiger Cock

This is the correct answer

There is something unusual about her look. I think it is a bit of a tranny look. She has nice features but looking at the whole something is wrong

Androgyny is a big thing in the model industry.

>looking at the whole something is wrong

Yes, it's called inbreeding.

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yeah Pan turned out great

>nigger mermaids

The jews did it again

Why does she still get roles? Isn't she full blown box office poison?

>you can talk
>cuddle

How to spot the beta nu-male.

Shouldn't her lower half be turned so that it flips sideways if she's supposed to be half fish?

wtf looks like trans zac efron

I bet Blackula makes you run crying to Sup Forums too.

does she even know that people have foot fetishes?

>she doesnt have red hair
And I was looking so forward fapping to this.

AYY

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