Why aren't there more mermaids in Sup Forums?
Mermaid thread
They didn't swim so good
damn it Carlos
There's something of a franchise in Ausland, but it's not really worth mentioning
>that fake picture
Tell me about the mermaids, why do they wear the fishtail ?
Will she have her pierced nipples and gaudy tattoos in the movie?
>they still haven't solved the mermaid problem
It's not that hard, you guys
better mermaid choice desu
Another Disney classic to get butchered by feminist propaganda
What a great time to be alive
I liked the mermaids from PotC.
>the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""little""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mermaid
I have a cute little mermaid right here
REMINDER THAT THIS ISN'T EVEN FUCKING DISNEY
Would bleach the one on the left desu senpai
Kill, marry, vivisect for science, eat, fuck, sell, keep in my fishtank (for my sexual gratification).
>vivisect for science
That's rude, user.
>tfw no mermaid gf
>disney owns fables
how old are you champ?
Forgot pic, end me
So it has a chance of being good.
>vivisect for science
Just give her to me instead user, that's the cuter one, I'd marry her and have fishy sex with tbqh
literally anything would have been better
Essential Merkino. Seriously.
So, how's it going to be, left or right?
>tfw no jolly sailor bold
life is suffering
The mermaid still has some orifice to stick your two inch pecker in
Left, of course. Easy decision. Right would be the most boring sex you'd ever have. It's really just choosing between two shitpiles though
As a footfag I don't know how to feel about mermaids. The lack of feet seriously disturb me.
the one with feet
Why not both?
>blowjob
>titty fuck
>handjobs
Apparently a Mermaid movie is doing gangbusters in China.
Good luck with that titty fuck user she's got A's
footmind
>Critical review
>"At first glance, Mermaid looks like what might happen if Stephen Chow decided to cross-breed Splash and You’ve Got Mail with The Ladykillers and a terrifying nightmare I had when I was nine."
I'm sorry but progress cannot be sacrificed for your carnal desires. I'll let you have the carcass for your needs though.
left, the right one will have to be in the water 24/7 and yeah, you get pussy but you might also get fucked up fish/human kids.
The left one: you can talk, she can be out of the water longer, you can cuddle and kiss, get blowjobs (or cunnilingus) get handjobs, and NO PREGNANCY - you ain't gunna have condoms on that island anyway. Also, she might have a fish hole but a hole is a hole.
the right one
the left one probably wouldn't like me but the right one has a nice pussy mmmmmmmm
I won't let you hurt this fine specimen, name your price and you shall receive it
You could always spooge on her eggs...
>Get pussy
Have fun with that, there's a reason why women who are motionless during sex are called dead fish.
W-would you hold my hand and pretend to be my qt daughterfu?
well its not. With a fish hole shes lays eggs and you get to spoodge on them. No poking.
Well I'm sold.
This cast is painfully brown
If must, I'll do it, in the name of justice
I swear to god the fourth one from left to right is a pornstar, pretty sure I've seen her before
>mfw mermaids near me
This is a good thread. We need more mermaids in movies desu
>tfw I have aquaphobia, or fear of water
I don't think I could handle a mermaid gf
IVE GOT A SPECIAL SECRET
My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold, there is nothing that could console me like my jolly sailor bold
do her poops float to the top?
Does she even poops like humans? I assume her poop is like fish poop sinche her lower half is a fish's
>mermaid
>pooping
fucking end yourself m8
are you my jolly sailor bold?
GIANT FETID HUMAN TURDS
>Anna-Sophia Robb
Yes
>tfw nobody on Sup Forums is old enough to remember this
Always
FRIDGE
MODE
'MIRIN
Seriously though, puberty did NOT do her any favors.
>siren fags be like m.youtube.com
Why did you post a tranny then?
if you started on the right and moved to the left, then you're taste is patrician
if you started on the left then you should choke on merman cock.
weird vid seems like a porno m.youtube.com
She looks like a fish, if anything that's how the face of a mermaid would really look like
>tfw lived in a small town
>tfw used to fishing with dad and later with my childhood friends
>tfw we used to tell folk tales, including ones about mermaids, sirens and similar stuff
Now that's an insult to fish.
Left and fuck the mouth.
I jacked off to that episode of Charmed where Alyssa Milano turns into a mermaid a whole bunch of times 15 years ago
Come lick em user
Is this official artwork?
Can someone edit the title to be "Fish Pussy" instead?
If they don't make her dye her hair red I'm not paying to see this trash
>this could've been me but I was born in tree land
>get Sasquatch stories instead
original Ariel was blonde.
Not even if you were kosher
They could've casted Idris Elba as the mermaid instead of some white bitch.
Rikki's my mermaidfu
>another """""""""""""""""""""reboot""""""""""""""""""""" up our ass
It's already been done
>My name is [...................................!!!!!!!!!!!!]
So is Tiger Cock
This is the correct answer
There is something unusual about her look. I think it is a bit of a tranny look. She has nice features but looking at the whole something is wrong
Androgyny is a big thing in the model industry.
>looking at the whole something is wrong
Yes, it's called inbreeding.
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yeah Pan turned out great
>nigger mermaids
The jews did it again
Why does she still get roles? Isn't she full blown box office poison?
>you can talk
>cuddle
How to spot the beta nu-male.
Shouldn't her lower half be turned so that it flips sideways if she's supposed to be half fish?
wtf looks like trans zac efron
I bet Blackula makes you run crying to Sup Forums too.
does she even know that people have foot fetishes?
>she doesnt have red hair
And I was looking so forward fapping to this.
AYY
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