ITT: Porn turn-offs

ITT: Porn turn-offs.

Bald guys make me go floppy.

why are you focused on the guy in a porn, you faggot?

When the guys schlong is smaller than mine.

when they skip the girl stripping and go straight to a closeup of a big ole brown spread asshole

well stop jackin it to that particular brand of cleaning product, retard

When theres 2 guys, 1 really cute, the other ugly, or at least less cute, and then the cute one tops. Wtf?

When they get a closeup of the dudes ass.

.

Sound. Any sound. Unless I know it's not utter garbage. I don't know how people can watch most porn with audio. Most of it is a huge turnoff

top kek

yeah, i really don't understand how "straight" guys can claim watching a guy getting a blowjob, with not even the girl's tits in view, is straight. i just don't get it.

Chris is the best tranny fucker imo

>black people
>dildo sucking
>"story"
>trailer-trash/ratchets
>geeks
>homosex

>>dildo sucking

This shit just annoys the fuck out of me

especially if it's fresh out of her asshole

>guy gives two (2) licks to the vagina
>immediately sticks dick in
>two pumps and he realizes its dead dry
>has to spit on his dick for lube
>girl proceeds to moan loudly like its the greatest fuck ever

classic

Shitty tattoos
Black guys

Whenever they have this nice scene of the girl riding, her tits bouncing up and down, you're nearing cumming...

And then the fucking camera PANS for 20 SECONDS on the dude's O face. Just fucking hangs there until you blow your load or the scene fades out.

All the time

black cocks make it looks like the girl is fuck a turd log

- blowjobs
not only these scenes are way too long in pro porn, watching blowjobs is nothing but staring at cock(s) and cum. i will NEVER EVER understand why any men loves watching blowjobs (unless you're gay). and don't even try to explain it with imagining about that guy would be you.

>black cocks make it looks like the girl is fuck a turd log


pro tip: They are

Ay man, when he's profusely sweating and he has the beads of sweat on his head, it gets all reflective and shit and it's pretty hard no noticing.

>blacks
>Obease
>Dildo/strapon sucking
>Bitches screaming so loud it's obvious fake
>Guys grunting or moaning
>Big nasty fake tits that look like someone stuffed a melon under skin
>Chicks that have dark skin in the pussy, ass area. Just looks dirty
>Hairy asses
>Women that can't ride a cock, have no rhythm
>Razor rash
>Spanish or Brazilian shit where the girl says I I I I I I I I I I I the whole time
>Creampie orgy/gangbang where they clean up In between creampies. That shit should be a sloppy mess!
>Wigs
>Grannies some are ok most make.me go limp
>Cheesy story lines

>focused

No, no. You don't quite understand, my lovable little nigger idiot. Part of the appeal of porn is "being" that guy. Here you are, getting some hot tits and ass and then suddenly... you're a CUEBALL!

I know you don't understand it. It's most likely autism on your behalf, to tell the truth. But some day you might.

so you watch the guy orgasming, watching him moan in pleasure as he is fucking the girl, you are getting turned on by the fact that he is moaning, and then you are closeted gay. nice job

straight guys like to watch the women orgasm because they will be watching them orgasm while they fuck them

Alot. I can only get off to lesbian or solo female

where did he say or imply any of that you projecting retard? He said BEING the guy because you don't usually see the guy's head which makes it easier to place your own there and when it snaps to him the fantasy of you fucking the girl is broken.
>average Sup Forums intelligence at full force here

What's her name again?

Emily bloom

ok dude keep telling yourself that watching a guy have sex, watching his dick is straight ok dude

>video starts with girl showing off some nice lingerie/stockings/heels
>she takes everything off immediately when they start to fuck

also,
>doggystyle fucking going on
>camera focuses on the guy's ass for some reason

Fucking autismo

>ugly chicks
>fat chicks IE tushy.com
>male grunting
>no anal
>obvious sex slaves in russian porn who hate every second
>anything from american fat bitches getting fucked producers IE brazzers