How often do you shower?

How often do you shower?

once a day. twice when i bang your mom.

Either once a day or occasionally every other day. Twice a day is very rare but does happen occasionally. Longest I've ever gone without showering was about a week, camping

You know showering is bad for you right? It's been scientifically proven it's much healthier to not shower

usually twice a day, but only once lately, been a lazy fuck

I dunno. Maybe 2-3 times a week. I'm lazy

Depends, usually 6 times in the week

why?

washes off all of the good bacteria? or our modern soaps with of the toxins/chemicals that get absorbed by our skin?

Right before work. If I had enough money to never work, I would never shower.

Twice a day. one in the morning to wake up, another shower before I go to bed.

You niggers actually get out of the shower?

Get on my level. I look like a goddamn prune.

I think a more important question is, how long do you shower?

it gets rid of oils on your skin and in your hair, which makes them both drier, and you'll lose hair eventually as a result. plus the constant soap kills your good bacteria that serves your entire body over time. this can result in feelings of sickness in the long run and fuck up a bunch of systems.

2 times a day

Pretty much this. We were never built to bathe every day and our skin has evolved to take advantage of the bacteria that grow on its exterior to protect and preserve it, we have a symbiotic relationship with them.

Like every two to three days.

BUT I NEED TO GET THE SWEAT OFF AFTER WORK OR IM PRONE TO A FUNGAL INFECTION

once every morning

Takes me like 15 minutes max usually as a male.

About every 2-15 days

Why do you keep asking this question?

Every day, but I only use soap and shampoo every other day.

Most i can go without showering is three days during winter. Sucks cause i don't really have warm water.
Twice a day during summer.

Every day.

Depends obviously. I would say usually around 20 min. The warm nice water and smells are just to fucking good.

Have you ever touched a woman?

>implying i shower
but seriously tho sometimes i shower like once a weak. I never felt like i have an unpleasant smell and i honestly think my hair looks better looking all fucked up

Once in the morning before work
Twice if I have extra work after my normal job.
Three times if I go out to play after that.
Daily

Same here. I use to shower everyday, but it dried out my skin/hair.

Same here, based user.
I don't have a problem with getting girls. I have many girl friends and had several girlfriends and several one-nighters.
ez life

What the fuck? You replied to the post that I replied to with "Same here, based user" and then answered my post as if you were the person I replied to. Did you really just reply to yourself saying "Same here"? Jesus christ dude...

Wow, so many normies here. Is this still Sup Forums, or are you guys just pretending? Here goes being honest:
I can easily go with 2 weeks without showering, and usually only go when the odor starts annoying me. Like, usually in the third week. I can't get rid of all the smell from showering anyway, so why the fuck even bother, lol

2x a day

Nope, read where my replies stand in my post. I'm not .
I just happen to have the same shower routine as and wanted to express that.

Then I also wanted to express that not showering on a daily basis doesn't automatically make you a virgin autist, as implied by .

How much do you weigh?

Like once every twice or some. novody when sex times trice or so

Yep you're definitely a virgin autist. No need to hide from your true self user

150 pounds. How does that though

once a day to once a week.

When my depression gets better I usually shower everyday

12 times a week. Every night plus weekday mornings.
Hate going to bed dirty and obviously don't want to go to work without a shower.

once every 2-7 days. I'm in the ocean a lot and stay salty

I shower daily in the morning for about ten minutes, including shaving. If it's hot out and I work up a good sweat, or if I'm going out somewhere, I may take a second shower later in the day.

20 mins recalling memories and staring into alternate dimensions.

5 mins washing

rinse with just hot water then. it will clean you a lot more than you think.

Tell me more about how I'm a virgin, it might help you get much happier for days to come.

Wait no you're wasting your time insulting people you don't know.

about 2 times per day

Haven't showered this year

/thread

Finally someone not literally obsessed with keeping their body completely sterile.

Try to minimise, usually just to remove the stank from my hair. Otherwise rub some water in and mandatory soak while I browse Sup Forums

Hell ye

I've showered 6 times this year. But normally i always shower 4-5 times a week.. I don't know what's gotten into me. I just feel like shit.

At least once. Every other day, once in the morning, and once with my colon-blasting device hooked up.

Started doing that a few years ago cause I kept getting stuck in the restroom for 30 minutes at a time. I had to take control of the shit in my life (literally) so now I take a massive enema every other night.

No, I don't shit in the shower. I fill up in the shower, then hastily move to the toilet.

Yeah, because you're a filthy pig who showers once every 2 weeks. Are you fucking kidding me? As if a girl would ever be okay with sleeping with such a heap of decaying garbage

It's because you're fucking gross user. It's because only a truly deluded fool who has very little concept of the world would ever take more than a few days to shower if they had the ability to. You are a disgusting creature

>once at the end of every day
I think its a mental thing more than anything. If I don't shower before I go to bed I feel dirty even tho I didn't sweat that much and its only been one day.

I recently started washing my hair every 3rd shower tho, helps the hair oils to regenerate and not dry out to quickly.

every other day

Yall niggas nasty thats why white bitches always going for us black bois

Maybe once a month, if that. It's not like I can ever get laid, anyway; I'm impotent. Impotent at 24 years old.

I hate my life.

>colon-blasting device

This guy takes showering to a whole new level.

How often do you brush your teeth?

Nice

glue a grenade to the bottom and strap the pin to the door
guaranteed great success

yoo shower stink ass

about once a week, I recently recovered from very large burns and it's difficult to shower and hard on the new skin.

Everyday I have to deal with people.

Every couple days if I don't.

I know, am a dirty fucker but it's not like I give enough fucks when I won't be having anyone complaining.

I promise you... you don't.

Once every maybe 3 weeks.

Don't really need to. Don't sweat and clinical agoraphobia so I never leave the house ever. And when I do it's just because I'm overdue for a good cry and I just sit in the shower crying.

Def not ever getting laid showering once a month, dude LOL that fucking logic.

Impotent? So she doesnr need to be on the pill, thats a win.....

I would love to shower right now but I have a toddler who won't let me. When my toddler gets older and before I showered everyday sometimes 2-3 times a day in the summer. Right now I shower every other day because I can't as often.

>clinical agoraphobia

Do you think impotent means sterile?

every day i have to leave the house for work, shopping or social activities, so 6-7 times a week.

and i don't shower before going to bed or something. showers always have to take place before leaving the house. a) i need it as a kick in my tired ass and b) i could never put on fresh clothes while not being clean. it feels horrible.

No but showering once a month might as well be completely sterile...

I wouldn't shower but when I sweat it gets itchy on my skin and in my hair. It feels sticky in my clothes, and even though I can't smell my own natural stank, I can tell I don't smell like I do when I'm freshly showered.

Started wearing the same set of clothes for three or four days at a time when I was real depressed last summer. Spent more time in bed than in my clothes, so they added up to maybe one full day.

honestly cant remember last time i showered foreal. maybe 2 weeks ago? i wash my hair everyday though

Fuckin nasty to me... how do you weekly/monthly showerers not have dingle berries the size of peas?

The feeling of a shower, fresh clothes is like heaven to me. Dudes need to sweat more or do some damn manual labor.

...

i *do* have dingles the size of pees.

but thats just because i have encropresis

daily fucking daily sometimes more if my schedule is weird that day

Not enough

Shit, man. That's rough.

I'm at work on my phone, care to explain to my ignorant ass what that is?

Sounds shitty

Like 20 times a day

Everyday. Though I keep reading that it's bad for me. I can't not shower though.

Got a desk job, so only after sports what is about 2 to 3 times a week. That also are the only occasions that i shave

Once every 2-14 days, depending how much activity I do. The longest I went without one was three months when I was in my mid teens (I had given up on life). I only showered when I saw that my skin was darkening due to how dirty it was. Never again will I do that, it sucked.

Only thing i can think of it beinf bad is the fact youre stripping your hair of its natural oils before it has time to build, otherwise dry skin i guess?

What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Impotent means you can't have sex at all. I hate you so much for being so stupid

Damn bro, that fucking sucks.

Can't even get a woody, I'd just kill myself...no wonder you shower once a month

...

This kind of logic breeds subhumans... shower, ya pigs. You don't need to use shampoo everyday, but at least wash your taint and armpits ffs

Thanks for the inspiring words. The only thing keeping me from killing myself is the fact that I know if I do I'll go to Hell. If it weren't for that, I would have done it years ago

I don't believe in hell so I guess it wouldnt matter here. We all slowly lose our dick abilities while we creep closer to deaths grasp, at least you can get a viagra script?

Suicide is never an option, working dick or not, I love life too much...there's more out there than getting pussy my dude..travel or something

I don't understand how anyone can love life. I hate it. Nothing makes me happy.

Because happiness is a mindset, dude.

Was a depressed faggot, I thought my r32 GTR was the ticket to me being happy...that was my issue, looking for happiness in things, people, etc.

It's in you to create it, improve your environment and self talk yourself out of negative thinking, it's just as easy to be a self loathing little bitch as it is to just be thankful you're alive, aren't blind or in a wheel chair, etc.

If you aren't happy without a working dick, do youhonestly think us with one have it any different? We all gotta talk ourselves out of bed everyday, some are just less strong minded...

>Calling /thread after 80 replies

Some people are just not meant to be happy. I am one of them. Ty for trying to help though, you are a good man

See a therapist. If it sucks, keep looking til you to do one that works for you.

It's not voodoo, it's more like sports training. Getting your brain trained not to dwell on negative shit all the time and actually lift out of the funk you're living in. It's not easy. You'd probably have an easier time getting a physical trainer and getting into peak physical condition.

But getting out of depression is fucking worth it.

Literally never.
I take a bath instead.

That might work for normal people, but I am a different case. There's something wrong with my brain. I'm really, really stupid and they say ignorance is bliss but they're wrong. I'm painfully aware of my stupidity, and it makes me hate myself. There is no cure for stupid.

Every day, twice a day when I work out

Every day. 5 times a week at worst

Must be a kind of stupid that doesn't present through sentence structure or word choice.

How does your stupidness manifest itself? You've got me curious.

(pic is on topic: my dream shower)