I translate shit into English from a language spoken by only about two million people

I translate shit into English from a language spoken by only about two million people...

I have a job

put trash every where

fpbp

lol, it's funny... cause you're unemployed!

I am a Theist

I take apart computers, de-compile operating systems and lock computers with unrecoverable passwords.

I have a low salary physical outdoors job. I guess, I'm a gardener now.

I guess I'd become a liquor prohibitionist

i sell feelbad powder.

This

I take raw food from people.

I am reverse-engineering useful objects

I Uncook and Uprepare dishes that people created by putting shit in theri poophole and spitting it perfectly normal out....

Slovene?

I bring people back to life

I dont work hard at a job i now have

What's the opposite of translating?

Pizza drives me?

I'm an artist.

So I guess I'm a lawyer now.

Close enough, but no.

30 others and I gather in a room to teach one guy

People pay me to fuck em over in court

*tips his faedora at you*

You translate English to Slovenian?

*tips back*

call people up and piss them off by taking minutes and data off of their phones

I unrape little girls and unsold videos on the anti internet

i work now

i even leave the house once a day

what is the opposite of sitting at a desk all day fucking off on a computer?

actually working?

I make Dutch celebrities fat(ter)

I help children unlearn everything they know

I destroy machine learning papers.

No. Again, close, but no cigar.

I drive a truck to people's houses and suck the propane out of there tanks so they freeze. And I take there propanevaccesories

i throw up lots of small bits of unfood for a tiny company then don't tell them how they could make it worse

I'd be an aircraft saboteur

Macedonian?

You want some remodeling done. You gut your kitchen. I come in and rip your main panel off the wall in the basement and cut holes in your second floor master bedroom.

i take complex metal items and use tiny metal pieces to build cubes and cylinders with the help of
awful working big machines

repir computers

I have the best job Ever!!

I convince people to kill themselves...

i plant trees and encourage them to grow into powerlines

I get off the internet and find little girls for pedophiles.

that sounds awesome

I tell people how to spend their money

I try & stop people from buying beer, wine, & liquor.

I carefully degrade complex chemicals into simple ones

I take the food away from your table.

I get too drunk and start fights

I simply buy products from stores.

I play some sport

Hacking into computers and networks. Make a lot more money as long as I don't get caught...

I go out and steal food and drinks from people

so now you are me!

I heal the wounds of dead animal carcasses

Instead of paste/copy I now copy/paste. Win win either way.

I make intergalactic space stations.

I destroy furniture! Fuck yeah!

Well paid hitman

I'm a food taste tester.

Living the life!

Be a drunken fuck head who gets kicked out of night clubs

I'm a computer de-programmer?
>WTF?

Run a successful company instead of a falling one.

I... I'm not even entirely sure. I guess I'd either inform criminals about how to get past company's security, or I help criminals proof their operations against intrusion by the police.

I stand behind a camera and do nothing. And occasionally stand whatever the opposite of being in front of a microphone is and say nothing.

i tear down shelves

I spend the day deleting lines of code.

I give people money for their furniture while literally saying nothing.

I receive ugly things from people and break them apart

You're a goddamn digital virus.

I destroy people's teeth!

That's different how?

I murder people after torturing them.

I disrupt the flow of traffic at sporting events

this

I break in company buildings, open windows, switch 0n lights, opne faucets, open gas and chemikal containers and leave again

so you currently engineer impractical and useless items

I take the concrete and compose things in an orderly fashion according to an exact formula with no room for deviation.

I dismantle electrical equipment and replace working parts with failed parts like burnt fuses and capacitors, short-circuited coils and wiring, faulty switches and I/O modules, burnt bulbs, etc. I then leave the equipment de-energized and walk away.

I'm mean to reatards in public.

if you read the op closely, it says "opposite".

so, you just bring them food now? Someone else takes it away?

I'm now a person who constantly needs to rent cars for business and personal use

I'm a criminal.

Lel

I resurrect people.

Uhm, I guess... I buy insurance

Armenian?

he's a retard who's nice to everyone in public i guess

I burn archaeologists?

I'm a one-time healer.

the opposite of nothing is something i guess...

hacking the planet...

I destroy VERY tiny A/C Coils.... and then I buy the scraps from anyone... especially not walmart.

Apparently I'm putting stuff out of shelves of a grocery store on pallets and send them to farmers.

I make children stupider than they already are

I tear up rectifiers.

yeah, you're a teacher, but you need to say the opposite of what you do

I train dogs.