God-tier greentext thread

God-tier greentext thread.

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Best I've read in awhile user, thanks

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kek

all this awesome content that isn't posted 4 times a day, let it flow Anons.

Topkek

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE JESUS
KEK

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this is a rather long one
cont?

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Oh sure, give us more of this. It's completely perfect. 10/10

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Andy, we all miss you, you fucker.

fuck me dad

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>Fast forward forty years in the future
>In a distant galaxy, I struggle to find clues
>Nothing is familiar anymore, I don't know any of these places
>Don't even know the way back home
>My vision fades as I fall to the ground in one of the planet's deserts
>"You gotta be resilient in your purpose, don't die now"
>Says the strange voice in my Head
>I get up, numb, and see a city in the Horizon
>Discoveries without purpose, darts without destination
>Even though my mind begs for rest and my body aches, I must go on
>Something tells me the next city might give me some answers, I can't give up without completing my Quest

If you, fellow traveller, wants to know my mission, just read the first letters

Anyone got the gt of the story about a father falling down stairs while the son is eating a sandwhich? The story changes a bit everytime someone else posted to it. Dunno how to describe

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>uploads small as fuck picture
wtf user

Winrar

I want to believe there's some truth to this.

I want to have a bird army.

Good read man

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Fucking got me good

FUCK

Find my sides?

fucking kek

Holy shit

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bait

You know you saved the thumbnail?

Not a feels thread user. But you fucking got me.

Sorry bout your friend mate