>went to McDonald's with friends
>saw this
>whatthefuck.jpg
>THE GRAND MAC!
>grossed out and enticed at the same fuckin time
>be me
>fat american
>can't resist
>trying to eat better
What's your favorite fast food gluttony item? How many would you eat? Why? Did you feel better or worse?
Let me guess the real thing is about an inch tall
One of my favorites was the BK Quad stacker. So bad for you. Feelin that heart attack coming. Ate it up till the stopped sellin them
OP here. I snapped a few pics of the one my friend ordered.
Kinda close but definitely not stacked high. More flat
...
Quad stacker was tits.
Baconator is my lardass comfort food right now. For how often I actually get one, I never really feel bad about it.
why does it look like a slightly larger version of the big mac? theres like a hair inch difference.
its the size of a double whopper, i ate one last week
Because it is. Still nasty tho.
It's still smaller than a double whopper, already compared it.
well its noticably larger than any other mcdonald burger
its kinda shit tho cause the bigmac sauce starts getting to you
id much rather just get 2 big macs that are nicley made
at some point theres just not as much lettuce an stuff an its less like a big mac
I love Hardee's. I'll order two of the $4 bags and eat all of it
The Big Mac isn't even big. I've never seen the Grand Mac, but it's probably still not very big either.
>inb4 hur hur amerifat.
Most Americans know that fast food is a treat, and what a treat it is....
Wrong webm.
i saw that too the other day, but only after I ordered something else. it was too late to change my order, so I didn't get to try it. I only end up at McD's like once a month or so so I'm not sure If I'll get to :/
no, not at all!
Wendy's triple. Ermagerd
I work at McD's and the Grand Mac is fucking huge. It takes most people two hands to hold it while they eat it. When you get it, ask for no salt and you'll have fresh meat for the price of waiting an extra 45 seconds.
Still looks like shit. You could buy a 4 pack of quality preformed hamburgers and buns at the grocery store for about the same price as this. Except it's 4 burgers and the patty alone is the same thickness as this entire thing.
you have to not be a lazy blob of lard to do that
>no salt
>add 45 seconds
what kind of nigger math is this?
That does it, I'm getting the high performance burgers next time. I'll be running on all 4 burger patties.
The patties are cooked from both sides in a press grill. It takes less than a minute
why does it take more time to not add salt? that is what i was trying to get at. If I decide to build a house, it would save me a lot of time to just not do it at all.
Exactly. The 6:1 meat (used for the Grand Mac and Mac Jr ONLY) takes a little under a minute to cook. If you ask for it to be made without salt then they'll have to make your meat fresh. It'll taste a million times better than the average burger from there.
Are you fucking retarded
It's because they add salt as part of the process. If you order without salt, they have to cook entirely new patties so they can NOT add salt.
They cook a fresh one retard
The patties are pre-cooked, with salt. Therefore, if you ask for no salt, they have to prepare it fresh. Only nigger here is you.
are you dumb?
they have big macs premade and if you order it differently (eg: no salt) then they'll make it fresh
get on my level scrubs.
never forget
>ameriburgers triggered
I think you might be slightly mistaken here. None of the menu items are made before you order, just the components of the menu items. So if you order a Big Mac with no mac sauce, you'll probably get a fairly old piece of meat. If you order a Big Mac with no salt, you'll have fresh meat with your burger.
fucking mctriggered niggers
Are ads on 4chin a normal thing now? Faggot
You can always ask to have your food made fresh, of course, but most likely your request will be ignored. Asking for burgers without salt has worked for me every time though.
Also i tried it and it made me feel terrible, just like any other shit from there
>trying to eat better
>goes to McNaldos
You aren't trying very hard, are you?
my local stores do it different then
i usually order no ketchup and they make it completely fresh
whenever i order it normally i get old meat
>favorite gluttony item
from fast food, it has to be the Steak, Egg, and Cheese Bagel from mcdonalds. it's only on the breakfast menu and I get them a couple times a year.
>how many
at most 2
but I guess gluttony means gorging, I'd eat 5 lava tacos if I could, from taco bell. they're discontinued
this convo is making me never want to eat there again. Ad attempt failed.
if you havnt noticed they are
I wish I was good with photoshop. I want to make that sign say "There's a point where this needs to stop and we've clearly passed it, but lets keep going anyway and see what happens!"
Hmm. Well I've only worked at corporate stores, so franchise stores might do it differently. At your local store they seriously make burgers and let them sit there until someone orders them? That is honestly disgusting.
Millimeter inch*
>Most Americans know that fast food is a treat, and what a treat it is....
Baseless statement is baseless. And furthermore, the fact that you consider a block of animal paraffin on a bun a "treat" is so deeply sad I can't even find the heart to insult your almost aggressively bland taste in pornography.
Every time I go to Chik-fil-a I can't resist getting a shake, they're the best shit ever.
How about a nice plain chicken breast instead
Your thumb looks like a drumstick. You can't tell where your hand ends and your thumb starts.
commit to your roll
you'd be eating there anyway
if your roll is not available in your countrys menu, fucking just COOK IT, COOK FOR ONCE, jesus it's not that hard
^ this nigger knows whats good for u faggs
Rude.
>too much of mongoloid faggot to realize no salt means new burger
Omg le triggered xd!!!!!
I live in Miami, I believe they do because we have lines with 10-12 cars in the drive thru. I always order no ketchup and our order takes a few minutes longer than everyone else and the food tastes better.
vegan detected
The new pepper-jack ranch spicy chicken. It's got more flavor than the rest of the menu combined, with the exception of the buttery jacks.
Also, I've been eating rotisserie chicken almost every other day. I've been eating chicken so fucking much lately.
Not at all. I love a good burger, that's just not what we're discussing in this thread.
why would a customer know this one way or the other? only burger flippers that work there would know this.
tried one of these last weekend.
so good. so, so good
Hey man
a Miami Subs Grill used to be here in Largo, they have closed in the past 15~ years
the closest ones are in Miami
can I pay you to ship a philly chicken sandwich to me?
Just order a McDouble add lettuce and Mac sauce. Save your self a couple of bucks.
Not technically fast food because my mom makes it sometimes but I can PUT DOWN fried chicken
That makes a ton of sense. I also have a lot of respect for you, as you don't ruin your burgers with ketchup. The amount of orders we get every day for burgers with only ketchup makes me die on the inside.
>What's your favorite fast food gluttony item?
Wendy's jr cheeseburgers
>How many would you eat?
depends on how hungry, at most, 6
>Why?
I like to snack on them while gaming or watching tv
>Did you feel better or worse?
They're small, so as long as I don't eat much else the rest of the day I feel ok.
Never worked in fast food but it's obvious if you have any sort of common sense
roll
if I had any common sense, I wouldn't be eating fast food garbage in the first place.
Two McDoubles for $2.65 is such a good fucking deal though.
they just brought this back to my local burger king. good eats
Agreed. Being a poorfag is rough and it's nice to be able to fill up for $3.00 at mcdonalds or Taco Bell even if the food quality is complete shit.
what is cook?
sauce?
This is a marketing exec from McDonalds.
just carry a bottle of thousand island dressing and save yourself some change
being poor sucks. Cookout is pretty good, can get a double burger..they are huge, and two sides. Sides are fries, corndogs, a chicken melted wrap which are meal in itself, etc. and you can double up the sides, and a drink
for like 5 and change
I've eaten at least 6 since they came out
The bacon beer cheese burger from Hardee's. It's the best food orgasm for under $7 dollars.
>straw hat Luffy creates a burgee