>Be me, off work early, stressed and sore >Decide to visit a milk maid >I just moved outside the city so no regular spot... >Google "asian massage" and pick some generic sounding name Pro tip: If they're open past 7 or 8, they probably milkin' >Stroll in and greeted by short, not cute, chink. >5/10, middle aged, pretty common. >Closing soon, only time for 1/2 hour... Whatev >Get in room, get nekked, choose not to cover my bum with the towel. Pro tip: Make it obvious what you came for without saying anything >She giggles and puts the towel back on >Starts the massage by getting on top of me and putting her knee gently between my legs nestled next to my balls >Gettin’ stiff... >proceeds to give me a decent massage Pro tip: Best way to signal that you are NOT law enforcement is to get a little handsy with them. Don't be a dick, just stroke her leg when she's in range. >Stroking her leg, she's kinda into it, Keep going >suddenly... WTF!
Continued in part 2 if interested
Jaxon Ward
go on
Cooper Walker
...
Kevin Edwards
Part 2
>Stroking down, past her knee, my hand is suddenly caressing a large fleshy lump past her calf >WTF AM I TOUCHING! >Can't stop, she's into it... Leaning in closer... >Lump is huge... Like a fucking 16" softball huge... >She moves to the other side. >Resist all urges to look at elephant leg. >Notmyfetish.jpg >Continues the massage, I keep it above the knees. >Suddenly, "Ding Dong," She leaves to answer the door. >Confused boner at risk of deflategate. Don't look at elephant leg! >She comes back and I perk up >Geh, missed the elephant leg. Probably for the best. >Starts with the soft touching, captain boner is reporting for duty. >Towels me off and tells me to flip. >Can't back out now >Game time...
Jason Cooper
Okay
Brody Anderson
alright, lets hear about your steam and cream adventure.
Kevin Gray
checked
David Nelson
I've gotten a happy ending once too. It was fun, but pricey.
Easton Robinson
Continue
Dylan Phillips
Part 3
>She covers my obvious pole with a tiny towel and gives my legs a pat down... >Okay... weird... >I put my arm on her back and stroke it. >She keeps doing this pat down thing... >I'm using a Jedi mind trick, (take off the towel and milk my rocket.) >She looks at me, Smiles... >"Time's up." >Wat? >I say, "Are you sure it's not finished?" >"Yes. Half hour is up. Next time come for hour." >Oh know you fucking don't chinky McChink. I did NOT grab that weird fucking elephant leg to be left without gratification. >Ditch the towel and gently keep hold her close >Not working >Turn on the charm >Not working >She starts to pull away
Julian Wilson
>then i raped her
you raped her right?
Xavier Cruz
>inb4 dinosaur
Wyatt Cox
Probably could have, but where's the sport in that?
Josiah Nelson
>Then I found $5
Cooper Phillips
Part 4
>This all took place in a matter of seconds. Once time is up, it's up. Gotta act fast. Final Pro Tip: Don't ever ask directly for service, or offer money >This is it, I'm not sitting up, and she's trying to cover my willy johnson with a towel. >Hail Mary >I take her hand and place it on my pecker >... >... >Success! >She takes hold and gives it a tug >Suddenly, she bends over a little, her mouth pops open. >???? Bonus? >She pauses a moment, says, "okay." turns around and blasts her hand with oil. >lubes up my master and commander and works that shit. >I am ready to blow in about 8 seconds because I'm so pent up at this point. >BOOM! I cum with such force that her body jolts. >Fill her hands with baby batter >I bury my face in her hair while she's waiting for this fire hose to empty (Didn't forget about you, elephant leg.) >She cleans my dick sauce with a hot towel >I slip her 3 Jacksons and she's full of glee >Starts asking me when I'm off work tomorrow, tells me to come in on the weekend for an hour session. She loves me. >I dunno, Might visit Chinky McElephant Leg again. >Fin
Aaron Diaz
Fucking retarded , not worth. Saged
Jaxon Hughes
no rape, no pictures, no dinosaur, no loch ness. c'mon man
Alexander Campbell
Well true stories are often mundane.
Open for Q&A
Joshua Gonzalez
inspirational story, thanks OP
also these new captchas are really gay. they take too long and shit
Levi Butler
All those leg rubbing and removing of your ass towel "pro tips" are extremely unnecessary. The only thing you needed to do was ask for the hour, not the half hour like some cheap tard. It's like this in every country I've traveled to.
Just ask for the hour and they'll try and grab your dick. If you say no thanks, they back off. That's literally all you had to do, you cringe machine.
Jonathan Thomas
That's usually the plan, but closing time... They limited me to half.
Owen Sanders
i enjoyed your story it had a nice ending, im glad you got your blowie from chinky mcelephant leg. fuck the haters
James Torres
I would argue the tips are very necessary when you are visiting a place for the first time.
