I'm God. Ask me anything

I'm God. Ask me anything.

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Boxers or briefs?

how are you?

Bone cancer in children?
Really?
You asshole.

do you fap?

What are muslims?

how many fingers am I holding up?

Why did you willingly make the world bad?

Are traps gay?

what is my name?

why won't you let me die

Henri or Fur

You really fucked up the the whole 'don't eat the apple' what did you make the apple?

Why did you let this happen?youtu.be/R2uZyTm_w0M

Wanna get a drink?

Why not get rid of the atheists? Being around them make me realize why they don't believe in you. What kind of caring god would put those assholes on this planet?

And just like real life--

There was no answer from god.

is there anything you can't do?

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Will I have a gf this year?

This guy gets the point of the thread

OP is not answering to any replies. OP is a faggot.

Sage

whats your deal with the jews faggot

are you self-aware?

wew lad

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Where can i get DMT no hassle free?

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Have you had sex? If so was it with a human - Mary doesn't count cause she was still a virgin after you put her up the duff.

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Why do the cops love setting me up?

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Yes

how does a penis taste?

traps are bisexual you autist

I didnt. People make the world bad. I just don't give a shit

Will I ever have the balls to finally kill myself?
Also, will I go to hell for doing it?

You have the power to die anytime you want. Free will

If you get off your lazy ass and try to get one then yes

Are traps gay?

What religion was right?

You let the jews take control and cuck you. I had nothing to do with it.

mimosa hostilis

how were you created?

You don't need god to tell you that the agnostics were right.

When will humanity become extinct?
Will anarchy destroy Brazil?
May I please win the Mega Millions lottery jackpot tomorrow night?

Am I ever going to have an opportunity for happiness again?

dont tel me what to do you bitch

Which one of the 3000+ gods available are you....be specific you useless cunt.

What's my name?

Cause all traps have sex with both men and women. Kys nigger

Is Sisyphus happy??

Dear God"

, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you....

They are all false, they have all corrupted my word

Dear God, is there somebody out there?
Is there someone to hear my prayer?
I'm a simple man with simple words to say
Is there some point in asking?
Asking for more only got us where we are today
Lost and alone and afraid
Give me, love for the lonely
Give me, food for the hungry
Give me, peace in a restless world
Give me, hope for the children
Give me, a worldwide religion
Give me, peace in a restless world
Dear God, can you hear me crying?
A whole world crying
Looking for something to say
We had it all and we threw it all away
Is there somebody watching
Somebody watching over the mess that we've made
We're lost and alone and afraid
Give me, love for the lonely
Give me, food for the hungry
Give me, peace in a restless world
Give me, hope for the children
Give me, a worldwide religion
Give me, peace in a restless world
And we need to know there's something good
Though all our years of solitude go on and on and on...
Give me, love for the lonely
Give me, food for the hungry
Give me, peace in a restless world
Give me, hope for the children
Give me, a worldwide religion
Give me, peace in a restless world
Dear god, is there somebody out there,
Is there someone to hear my prayer

Rhea and Cronus

Boxers fag

YES. CLEAR YOUR THOUGHTS OR YOU MAY MISS IT. DON'T LET SHIT FROM THE PAST KEEP HOLDING YOU DOWN. WE ARE WATCHING.

why is kek so powerful?

Why don't -you- ask -me- something?

Bad people

So I have this annoying priest who comes to my school. He tells all the students that they are going to go to hell. How can I get rid of him for good?

oy mate, I like the dark matter reference

Looking at traps is gay, being a trap depends on the trap, whether 'it' likes men or not. Esencially its a male which looks like a female, if u got the pener then ur a man 100%

Why is my body trying to kill me?
Why has it not succeeded yet?

Theres more to you than what you are now and there is more you must do before i let you

Why would he need to?

Never happened, you cunts scribbled over the real bible, now its gay af

To incite anger

Yes

Who is best girl? Emilia or Rem?

I cant beat battle toads

When we created the system, it had many bugs. Molecules were part of the original program. We overwrote. Still trying to find the bugs. Getting closer but many elude us. Cure is there but your leaders won't release it. Enough people do not ask.

I fucked ur mum, no ur not my child

Cus fuck ur black

I've been shitting my guts out for the last two days. Why did you do this to me, you cunt.

They are the lost ones. Part of the original mind left behind from a very old update.

Depends

one and that's not funny....

Hell dosnt exist, go ham friend

I don't have any questions. I figured he might provide one.

>Implying Emilia is even on the same tier as Rem
>2017
Cuck detected

No. You did. Desire. Greed. Selfish intention.

All narrowminded religeons are bad, the agnostics have it right, or the gurus in nepals mountains are cool

How's the water?

We experience something god cannot or ever will not. An ending. The reason to live is to die and this is not something god can ever experience, thats why we are here so he can vicariously experience this; in this way god has a lot of questions to ask us.

Is starting a new and different life possible ;~;

It's that racing level isn't it?

Who created you?

1/2
Why you make the vast majority of the universe completely uninhabitable, and to that extent why would he bother making the rest of the universe at all if humankind and the earth are the sole focus of his creation?

Why would you after having created the universe wait 9 billion years to create the earth, then proceed to wait another 4 billion years before humans were able to be created?

Or if you don't subscribe to the idea that the universe is older than six thousand years. Why would you create all animals with the same fundamental building blocks as if they were all related through a common ancestor, despite the fact that this is detrimental to certain species; why would you not create each species from an individual starting point and furthermore, why would you give animals so many vestigial structures (features which no longer serve the purpose that they were originally intended for.) For example, why are 80% of a dolphin's olfactory receptor genes inactive, why do men have nipples, and why do humans experience goosebumps if you can't explain these things through evolution?

I never thought about it like that.
Thanks for making me stop in my tracks tonight.

is there someone who can?

Yes.

Make them release the cure then you old, fat, balding masochist.

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME,
IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR HEART FORSAKENNNMEEE OH!

>I'm God
you don´t exist, fuck off

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If you are omniscient then you know the future and you knew from the start that one day you would be wiping out the majority of the human species save noah and his family; so why would you not just begin with noah and his family?

Why have you only ever appeared to such a small selective group of people, and why haven't you appeared again since; especially considering the dwindling of faith across the globe that we are currently experiencing?

Why would you prioritize your own ego in your commandments detailing precisely how you should be worshiped above the commandments not to murder, or steal?

Why would you allow satan to exist, if you can eliminate the devil and you don't want to then you have malicious intent, but if you can't eliminate the devil, then you're impotent, so which is it?

Why would you harden the heart of the pharaoh of the book of exodus, to then punish the pharaoh with plagues for having a hardened heart?

Why would you create a son to send to earth who's destined to be merciless tortured and brutally crucified in order to forgive the sin of man, when you could have just forgiven the sin of man?

Not without save states

Then you are talking to yourself.