When are you not a newfag?

When are you not a newfag?
Is it how long you've been using the site?
Or is it the number of posts/what you post?
Just seeing what Sup Forums thinks.

only a newfag would ask this question

definitely didnt expect that

autistic posts deserve predictable comments

It's something you just know. You spend enough time here, you see enough shit, you get used to Sup Forums, you get involved in whatever activities Sup Forums does these days (haven't been here since '11).
Basically whenever you get past that phase when you're like "omg so random and funny here" and enjoying your time here and you get to the point where you despise this board and everyone on it yet here you are every fucking day.

It's when you realize you are here forever. There is no set time beyond that.

I've been lurking randomly for years. Never learned how to triforce, though.

2003 to 2005 ish ancientfag
2005 ish to 2007 oldfag
or that's how i understand it as a late 2009 cunt who never knew the real b nor 4cucks
2007 is chanology year that forever ended oldfags paradise

I've been here for eleven fucking years now, I don't even know why.

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>I don't even know why
in year one of our lord and savior the donald, you dare uttering such a suspiciously doubt laden lament?
b -> pol -> trump -> galactic conquest

When you know what you need to know
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it wont work for me, im using the {255} space
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Get good faggot

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I'd say one full year of dedicated posting, and the label "newfag" is a bit inaccurate to say the least.
As someone on the cusp of oldfag and ancientfag (late 2005/ early 2006), this is accurate. 2007 changed everything.

you feel it in your heart OP

Solid Response Approval/10

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You just type %triforce% in the options see
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Easy

I've been here since 2007 and I hate myself when I think about the hours spent on this ducking board that could have been better spent.

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when you've been on Sup Forums soo much, and have left this fuckign palce for the upteenth time. and find yoursef surfing again.

also your completly desentized. i mean ylyl does nothing, not even a stiffle. your an old fag when the memes aren't amusing.

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>%triforce%
sure

Was there a banana/pickle thing back in your days?

You really think that makes you an old fag Sup Forumsitch?
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It's a self awareness thing, you can self identify as a newfag

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this

Oldfag Detected

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sick fuck even for Sup Forums standards, fuck dude

%triforce% dont take the bait

i first visited Sup Forums in 2007 and honestly 95% of this board is evolved newfaggotry... including me for being here. Sup Forums before memes were mainstream was a golden era, this place is a powerless pity party now.

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is this from red dwarf?

i think the old fag/ new fag line can be lazily be defined by the fappening

personally i find memes being weaponized and 4chans minor part in that happening quite intriguing.

Sumo

>Never learned how to triforce, though.
Delete sys 32, then cntl+Alt+3 twice, then return, space cntl+alt+3 again

[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]

Lets play spot the newfags

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>image viewer
>trying to edit image
>in editing section
>"reduce red eye"
>"what is that shit?"
>forgot that image viewers are also for real pictures of real people IRL
ascended here

After you fuck the bunny

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when you this

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i mean yeah on a larger level, but its still wierd seeing people say "post facebook/twitter memes!!!" knowing damm well old Sup Forums would've told you to GTFO. Sup Forums isn't the boogeyman it used to be

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Shut the fuck up

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this

Also, you're not a newfag when you were here before 2005

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Or when you draw out your homo-erotic explanation

If you use the word "newfag" in a post, you are a newfag.

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i guess if you don't know jabroni and roody-poo

Newfag detected.

I'm ancient fag I think. I remember the 4dicks 7dicks split vaguely.

yea its kryton bitch

please fuck off

this nigger gets the idea. anime-posting -- typically k-on

about a year in Sup Forums, im considering a newfag
>inb chilean newfag

Whoa gooood bait user.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

I'm not going to spam this thread but know that the sentiment is there. Goodnight newfags.

TRULY ASCENDED IS POSTING BLUE BOARD IMAGES WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG

I feel like this is fake

All newfags pretending they know.

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How do you go this that to this?

oh... i don't know

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This is a nice place

what do we do now since the anime pix scared off the normalfags?

holy shit keion dubs

Answer these questions:
>what is a trip fag
>why is the pool closed
>what do when mods are asleep
>is op a faggot
>are you a faggot
>who's the queen
>what's sage

And can one of you motherfuckers help me remember who the ghost was that people used to always say his name and disap-

shut up, fgt

>are you a faggot

I thought everyone here is a faggot

>normalfags
will they come back after this trendy pic of azusa

>going with logic and reason

Just found this

Animeme

>tfw you were a newfag with this
>basement dweller point achieved

now that's truly ascended

we don't even need noko anymore

also
>starting your posts with a capital letter
all of you. if you're on your fucking phone, just un-capitalize it

naW maN

ive been here since 2012/2013 am i still newfag?

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all 1 samefag, i swear to god

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