I need a french pen pal that'll teach me to be fluent in their beautifully fucked up language

I need a french pen pal that'll teach me to be fluent in their beautifully fucked up language.

HON HON HON LE SACREBLEAU LES AFRICANS SON MAGNIFIQUE

You wanna learn how to write or how to speak ?

Speaking French is like cutting off your balls

Don't you have a favela to get fucked in?

I'd prefer both, since I'm minoring in French language. However, I'm willing to settle on one or the other.

Based visigoth, do you wanna also teach me deutsche lang?

Sure, leave an email address and i can help
Tonight i am busy but i can contact you tomorrow

i mean for french not german

If you're the Austin, TX area I can prolly help.

t. French immigrant

RIsking it all, [email protected]

Teach me yoru languages

Top Preferred:
French, German, (european) Portuguese, Russian, Korean, Japanese

Do people still write letters nowadays?

Yeah, but it's mostly " a e s t h e t i c " only at this point.

sent you a message

>he posts his mail on Sup Forums

"Risk it all"

just eat a lot of french videos, speak to frenchs online and all that, there's no secret at being fluent in any language

Why americans try to learn other languages when they already speak english ?
And also why french ? why not speak useful languages like spanish, german, chinese and russian ?

maybe they want to do business in africa
also honestly french isn't any more useless than german/italian/polish/swedish/all those one-country-in-europe languages that people learn anyways

I laughed
Nice try

speaking french is useful for attracting women, like a really good haircut

that's quite a courageous act mon ami

That means you're determined

I spent 2 years of high school learning French. I wish I dedicated that time to learning Latin, as I only got 1 year to study it.

The only French speakers I ended up meeting was a couple of Africans.

didn't you guys said it sounded gay ?
desu french sound more monotone than anything

>immigrant
typical French coward

>he is 17 years old