Hey faggots

Hey faggots,

Hows it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime?

bamp

That is obvious, because you are a male prostitute.

U jelly, virgin?

So you have sex with one woman every week. Well done.

Old pasta, old photo. Fuck off with this bullshit

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Your ear is really annoying me

Not only is he a male prostitute, but a male2male prostitute.

You must sit on here all day waiting for old pasta to pop up to write that.

How sad.

Your virginity is really annoying me.

u jelly, faggot?

only pussy you get is your cousins

oh and nice bait

Can I fuck your ear? It'd be a win-win

>Says the virgin.

trash bait and newfag detected

hey op hows it feel to be king faggot

Do you only have one gauged ear? Also, what's all the shit on your face? Now you're on here claiming you get laid at all? Fucking loser.

Wanking over them doesn't count, faggot

About the same as your feelings of being Queen faggot.

Thanks for the top tip.

Now stop wanking over them girls, virgin.

still a faggot though all the same

If I wanted a shitty comeback, I'd wipe it off your mom's chin.

Is the piercing for sucking your boyfriends cock, faggot?

Poor frustrated virgin.

And being sexually abused by your uncle dosnt count.

How can you have sex with more then zero women?

Whats that?

Im sorry I cant hear you over all the pussy Im drowning in.

I also wear a hat to cover my thinning hair

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my uninfected penis, crab-free groin and symmetrical ears feel great. thank you for asking.

I'd wager I've fucked way more kids. Kid pussy is like 2200 woman pussies

0 a week is still awful you fucking idiot

>Dank bait mane.

In a week? So like 17 ladies in a week?
You need to work on the fake facts for the bait user.
Ever had a job?

well how are you going to prove it m9? I call your bluff.

Define kid faggot.

You may have sex with more girls but I habe more sex.

Life isn't all about sex you know.

I feel comfort in the fact we're all gonna die and all sorts of achievements have no meaning in the grand scheme of things.

Internet has better girls than we are in league for so why care.

You have something on your face

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Even if it were true (which I find higly unlikely), I don't give a fuck
There is a strange fixation with the amount of girls you fuck, and in the end, it doesn't fucking matter

Spoken like a true virgin.

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