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My girlfriend and I tried having sex, but I simply couldnt get my dick in.

WTF did I do wrong.

>8 inch
>GF considerably smaller in height than me

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Its lower

either this post is bait, or op is. not sure which is worse

8 y.o.'s are for cuddling not for fucking, learn2pedo

You should stop dating children, go out with an adult.

Meh it happens u could be tired satisfied or gay nah im fucking with u just swtich the routine

haha cute. its allways hard to find the right hole when you loose your virginity. but maybe you try the pussy next and leave her asshole alone. cheer up \o/

Use butter or bueno.

You need a running start and then launch into the Pussy. Trust me she'll thank you later

You literally couldn't fit it in? Was she wet at all?

Need to wet her with your tongue and lube dick with saliva.

She wasn't wet enough. That's not just your fault.

Literally couldnt fit it in.
I felt like I got the tip in - but then she would complain and mumble something about it then pull away.
When I was almost sure it was in she yelped and just told me to stop.

How can you even date a women smaller that 8 inches?

Is she a virgin?
Was she wet?

thats really unfortunate.. sorry for the shitty sex

Virgin yes
Wet, To be fair i probably could have done a better job, kinda heat of the moment

You're too big for her, or she just doesn't want to fuck you.

use lube, itll change your life

I tried getting mine into a lesbian that wanted to try some dick before, shit was not fucking happening. 40 min of foreplay, I gave up and let her scissor my dick till she went. Pretty crappy blowjob. Always figured those girls for having oral skills but nope. Busted after making her jag me off while sucking on my balls.

Wellll, the pack of rubbers i bought came with some lube but i feel weird about bringing it up.

>stupid little packets, like the sort they serve tomato sauce in

>Be 6'5" anglo
>Dating 4'11 asian
>Takes a solid month of everyday sexing to even get to half shaft

Been together a while now, keep at it op, itll work.

>also
That pussy is blown out as all fuck now, so good luck if she ever leaves me

well that's your first option, just keep going with foreplay until she's basically begging for the d. Oral is your friend.

I got no doubt it will work, EVENTUALLY

I just need to take my time next time, i really feel like i rushed into things

finger her until you can get 3 fingers wide, use lube. go slow don't just jam it in.
depending on the size difference will determine how long it takes

Whats the solution for when the pussy so tight you nut after 2 thrusts?

stop being a beta cuck

Get a new dick

if you feel weird about such a thing you shouldn't have sex. thats the same bullshit as with those guys who feel ashamed of buying condoms

best option is to jack off before you go to meet her.
theirs also thicker condoms and numbing agents but honestly just jerk off before you hookup.
if you really want to last do it a couple times but the more you jack off the less chance you'll be able to keep it up.

Dude.......she has to be dripping wet.
And even then it will hurt for the first 30 seconds

>8 inch
>gf is even smaller
How does she even walk around outside?

Are you the same idiot user who posted they were too embarrassed to buy toilet paper the other day?

Plot twist: the gf is a barbie doll

My wife was a virgin when we got married. Trust me. She was hurting for more than "30 seconds". And I'm far from small.

relationship for ants

i literally had the same exact thing. It just wouldnt go in at all, as if there just wasnt even a hole. Solution - use lube (KY jelly)

Femanon here, this happened a lot to me when I was a virgin/newbie to sex. Firstly, she HAS to be extremely wet. If she's not it will be virtually impossible to put in and even if it does, it will feel horrible for her probs for you also. There's no better time to involve the clit.
Secondly, you gotta understand it legit feels like getting fucked with a knife for a first few seconds even if you are wet, so don't get crazy with the thrusting and ask her if it's feeling good, otherwise she's gonna be put off and just tell you to stop.

She was lying lol.

My bet is your "gf" has a dick instead of a hole.

yeah this.
my first gf was virgin, i was virgin. my only knowlege about sex was porn. so I was proud of me for fucking her for maybe 10min before I came. i was totally overwhelmed the whole time.
she told me later it did hurt like hell the whole time, but she didn't said anything at that time and endured it.

You believe her? Aw, poor little cuck

It doesn't 'hurt' the whole time, it's really painful at the start and the rest is just uncomfortable as fuck.

Hadn't fucked a guy in her life. Has actually proven it. But yeah, no. She lied to me.

>faggots

How do you prove it? A hymen can still be intact afterwards

Who gives a fuck?

You weird little neckbeards think your perfect girl is just gonna hop out of your stupid anime and only want your penis.

Grow up.

She literally never fucked a dude. I don't know how else to prove it. All I know is she was hurting almost the whole time and was happy that I was her first, bro.

>this
Literally 2 weeks after I got offline I found a girlfriend.
Get out there

Wait! How small is the gf if you're only 8 inches? Like only 5 or 6 inches tall, or somethin? Did the fairy folk get internet access finally??

Dick = 8 inches
Me = 6 foot 3
GF = 5 foot 7

Fucking happy

Where?

Here's your (You). Fuck off.

Jump off the roof. She'll be waiting for you at the bottom.

this guy knows what hes talking about

You're both virgins- ditch the condoms. You'll never have the chance to go skin-on-skin with a new girl without worrying if you're getting something ever again.

I used the pull-out method from 14-20....I had never worn a condom with a girl before I turned 20 because all three long-term relationships I was in up until that point were with virgins, and there was never a pregnancy scare.

Timing is everything- either pull out, or time it with her cycle so you know when she ovulates then just cum inside her after you're sure ovulation has ended.

I wasn't even denying she's a virgin, I'm saying she wasn't in pain for more than the first few thrusts

She simply wont fuck without a condom involved, there is no way to change her mind about that.
And to be fair, I agree, regardless of facts or whatever I (for the time being) am not going to risk a fucken baby scare, especially at the stage we are both at

This.
I followed the steps and now i have a qt3.14 gf that is both a virgin and a pornstar.
>Thanks, rooftop-Dating(TM)

I was the one fucking her, but yeah.
You're the one here who knows how long her pain lasted.

>or she just doesn't want to fuck you.

if she didn't want to fuck him she would have clearly stated that before they took off all their clothes you fucking moron.

pull-out method? are you serious? dumbest advise ever

Start with your fingers. And cut your fucking fingernails, you swine.

If she's really tight, one at first, then 2, GENTLY. Make a "come here" motion with them, but not all fast-like. Slow. Feel it out. Use your tongue too. Get her wet and relaxed.

I've fucked 5/6 girls with the pull out method, not one scare at all.

just dont cum in her bagina :DD

Pull-out method is pretty effective.

I've got an abnormally high sperm count and bitches ain't pregnant yet.

What about pre? Arent u worried about that?

People change their minds you fucking moron, especially if the dude has a huge cock and doesn't know how to fuck.

Hymen??

apparently not.

you just got lucky

There. Is. No. Semen. In. Pre. Cum.

That's just the fluid your sac releases to clean the pee out. Piss kills sperm on contact. 'Precum' gets rid of peepee.

Did mommy not sign your sex-ed permission slip?

Well yeah, as I said I'm a femanon. I've had sex and discussed losing your virginity with every female friend I've ever had. She either didn't really wanna have sex with you that much or she's a whining bitch.

Leave the engine running in your car

Some girls have a latex allergy where the simple presence of a condom makes their vagina very irritated...the girl I was with prior to my current relationship was like this, and she was also a virgin when we got together so she had no prior experience to learn what she can tolerate.

She was the overprotective type who insisted upon condom use for every sexual encounter at first, but eventually I provided enough facts to support the fact that she's not going to get pregnant if we're careful and once we ditched the condoms she was finally able to enjoy painless intercourse.

If you can fit two fingers in her without a problem and finger her for a long time but your penis is absolutely intolerable from the second it enters her with the condom, there's a good chance this is the issue. It just compounds because once she's irritated she's no longer horny and the wetness goes away entirely...so your dick might as well be made of cotton.

You must be retarded.

virgin detected.

Use lube. And use foreplay on her to relax her parts and help her get moist. Don't just drop pants and stick it in.

You must read wikipedia.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate

Okay. So my wife. On our wedding night. Didn't want to fuck. Okay, buddy.

Also, she ain't much of a whiner. So there's that too.

>wikipedia
>factual
Retard confirmed

pearl index of pulling-out is 4-30, so tell me again how effective it is

That's incredibly not true.
Also seminal fluid doesn't come from your balls.

dude its simple. easiest way to pop her cherry is get her in doggy position. make sure shes wet. get her to arch her back. then put the tip against her pussy hole. tease her a lil. grab her her hips and keep pushing inside. dont stop even if she squeals or complains. Shell stop whining once your inside her. once her pussy is used to your cock (give 5 mins) then start slowly thrusting. believe me when they are that tight you'll bust a nut in under 3 mins.

You can want sex, feel what it sex actually feels like and dislike it. It's actually pretty normal. First time having sex is just uncomfortable throughout.

Yeah I was a fan of checking her cycle... now i got 2 kids... yes i was so stupid I kept using the same method after the first mistake lol. Tho I gotta say I love my kids

that's practically the worst birth control method after doing nothing for birth control

Actually, the first few times we fucked hurt her. Not kidding here. Like I said, I'm far from small.

And trust me, she did want it. Way more than I did.

What's your girth? If you're above 6", you're going to have issues. Get her arroused some more and lube up before you go in.

Good luck user.

This Dick fellow seems awfully short, maybe skip the threesome?

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we cant help the fact that youre retarded & didnt do it right

We're trying to help dick fit in though

Exactly, its from the bulbourethral gland. That's one of the reasons it contains no sperm cells (or very small amounts). Make sure you piss between masturbation and sex or there could be some still in the tube.

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