Dick thread

Dick thread.

Post your dick and your measurements, length x girth.

Pic related, its my dick

4" x 6.5"

6 x idk

wheres the rest of it? some kind of accident?

OP youre anonymous. You really didnt have to lie about your dick size

We all know its not anywhere close to 4 x 6.5

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no one use or know those retarted imperial units
change to normal

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Dobt know how big, just that it isnt.

9cm x 16cm

Haven't actually measured it

rulers and tape measures arent made of gold, measure your damn dick guys

how come you didnt suicide yet, i've never seen such a ugly dick in my life, even chinese ones microdicks are prettier than this one hahaha

Nice cock. Please post moar

that's fucking gross hahaha, that poor woman

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7 inches there abouts, sometimes a lil over usually dead on 7

Hot dick. Please post moar

Youre just jealous of my girth, tiny dicked looser

6.75 L
6.5 G

woops

so that's a chode huh

6.25" x 5.25"
Why are people posting measurements without pics? What's the fucking point?

>looser

Are you dead? That''s a corpse dick.

12" x 12"

But still cost mumey

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nice dick, wheres the other half of it?

then use quarters, theyre 1" apiece

Holy Christ cocks are ugly. Women really are fucked up.

Does somebody know how to enlarge my balls please

you can do some vacuum play, get a glass jar with a neck roughly similar to your ball sack size, put a bit of water in it, then get a tube, put the tube in the jar put it against your balls and suck on the tube as much as you can, then pull the tube out, the suction will enlarge your balls.

Pull them

Looks like a thumb covered in foreskin

Inject them with that plastic tit shit.. You know. Somebody post the gif

At least i have the balls to fucking post my dick

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stats? :0

18cmx16cm
I can post without her.

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR DICK OP AND WHY DID YOU CUT OFF 3 INCHES OF IT

please do

FUCK OFF, IT LOOKS FINE YOU FUCKING DOUCHECUNT ITS BARELY BELOW AVERAGE IN LENGTH AND WAY ABOVE AVERAGE IN GIRTH

i can pull the foreskin back to look circumcised.

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wtf is that

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What the fuck am I doing with my life.

hah nice dick fsggot, im way bigger

Hey that's me

7.5x5.5

Erected cocks normally look circumcised.

Don't think I've seen that pic before. Looks damn good.

looks like a cocker spaniel tail my dude

I'm not the cock expert, you are, but mine does not look circumcised, you can still see the ridge of the foreskin.

By "look circumcised" I meant that the glans is visible.

That ridge of the foreskin is what makes unmutilated cocks superior.

Almost 8inches

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fuck you

what the fuck am i looking at

You gotta get new boxers man

nothing much, faggot

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I'm castrating all you dickraters

Bad Photoshop

That's weird

Imagine hating cocks so much you go on a thread about them, save pics from said thread, and meticulously photoshop them

Thats more like 3

rate me

takes about five seconds, you moron.
it' called "content aware fill" and has been in PS for years, ignorant little shit.
And I do it for fun. What do you do here?
Are you obsessed with Sup Forums so much, you browse it? Any better arguments?

I like it. Nice work.

Damn nice1 op

This isn't a rate thread

caleb post that 13 inch cock

I like your vitiligo. Looks delicious.

No you can't, to look circumcised you'd need nasty scars, a crack, dried out head, and usually pubes pulled part way up the shaft.
Be glad it doesn't look cut.

Caleb Green from Newcastle?

It's 4" bone pressed which is how you measure dicks

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Only looks shorter because it's ridiculously thick. That right there is a bonafide chode. Don't see those too often

Thanks, I've embraced the chode title, im a lot happier being 4"x6.5" than if i were 6.5"x4"

7.5" x 5.5"

Sorry about your dick

6.5" x 5"

That's fucking hot I love your cock

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got kik? :)

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Nope

This is me though

6" x 5.5"

cute dick

7.5x6.5

Goddam 100/10

I'm a gril btw

Thanks

nothing to see, move on

Fuck the haters - Poppa likes your uncut thick hog. I want it pounding both of my fuck holes.

7.5 x 6

(w/EU compliant curve)