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Fucked your mom, fbianon

can you lonely teenage retards give this tired faggotry a rest for 30 goddamned seconds pls

go fuck yourself

fag

Came in my in-laws families mayonaise jar before we all had hamburgers with mayo. Mother in law. Father in law. Brother in law and his girlfriend. My ex wife. Her grandma even. My dick was so hard at lunch. I skipped the mayo

Fag-radar beep beep beeeeeep beeeeeeeeeep OPs a fag

Wow. I can smell the samefaggery from down the street.

Goddamn, son. This isn't a cringe thread.

I shoplift sometimes. It's like I'm compelled to do it for some reason. It's never anything big. Clothes are easy to shoplift. Never shoplift anything that makes noise, like a bag of chips. Small, flat things are probably the easiest. Fit nicely in your pocket and no worries about it being seen.

>play mmo
>meet up with random girl doing same quest
>chat play, flirt
>she's in small town living with 3 kids
>convinces me to visit her for a weekend
>beta in me goes for it even though I have no fucking clue what kind of person she is
>arrive at her place kinda late
>she's cute face but terrible body (tits smaller than her body)
>to beta to leave and her kids show up from the bedroom
>different races, this is really bad
>she gets the kids to fool around with me
>not kidding here, they know exactly what to do which is sick and a turn on
>she's just on a chair watching and smoking
>middle of the night creep out knowing I'd left a belt but not going back

Took a redeye back and uninstalled the mmo... Never felt pathetic and cringy

oh my god you met some kind of mmo playing pedophile witch

Elaborate on "fool around"

I think you know... Too scared to elaborate on here... Can on kik

I've cheated in every serious relationship i have been in. I always end it a few months after that. I act like a dick and manipulate the girl into thinking she did something wrong, and that its somehow her fault that i cant stay with her anymore, while the truth is i just figure its not gonna work out, if i fuck other girls behind their backs.

Because of this i often wonder whats wrong with me. Ive got a new girlfriend now, and i can just see the same scenario happening in one or two years.

When I was a teenager, I would peep in my neighbors window. They had kids close to my age but were homeschooled and kept to themselves. The daughter was pretty hot, but I rarely see much. Did see her with her tits out one time. I noticed another window with the blinds open one night and her brother was on his bed jacking off. I watched for probably ten minutes until he came. I sneaked back over there a few more times and watched him jack off. I was never really bi curious, but it was fascinating to watch him jerk it for some reason. He did have a really big dick.

Dude, this is probably way safer than Kik. Just give some details.

You need to get into counseling. No joke.

>safer than kik
Don't trust slant eye moot

I'm hopelessly addicted to porn and have been for years. Although I've tried to quit many times and made it up to a week without it I'm always lured back. Today I stayed home just so that I could edge all day long until my brain melts. I've been in a relationship for 8 years now and my gf doesn't know.

Fag

Nothing here could hold up in court as a confession, dummy. You could just say it was all fiction.

Did you fuck them?

I have a girlfriends of over 3 years that goes to a university 2 hours away. To cope I fuck my roommates ex (my roommate is my best friend)
>pic related

Is sex still good?

I wouldn't sweat it, she's probably been gobbling cocks since her first day there

>fantastic tits on her btw

Who's the better lay?

Yeah it was faggy for sure, but I've never touched another cock, so I'm good.

Be me just 18,
out smoking a bowl in the backyard and notice neighbors light on next door on the second floor,
neighbors daughter looks out window and sees me and starts to undress in front of me...be diamonds but also nervous as fuck shes jailbait...She wanted to fuck me but I was entirely too worried about going there lots of drama in that family...

Yes

come on !

Well you've already admitted to it, so go for the gold now. How old were they? Boys/girls? What did you do?

Well after she tried hormonal contraception her libido dropped off and now normal sex always hurts for her no matter which luber or how much we use. But we have oral sex 1-2 times a week and it's mindblowing.
But it's not that I started fapping because we couldn't have sex anymore, I have already been addicted when the relationship started.

My buddy and I both got blow jobs from a 14 year old chick when we were like 17. We weren't in the same room, but she sucked him off, then immediately after she finished with him sucked me off.

>she ended up becoming a raging alcoholic and died of liver failure last year at like 25.

Too bad

I didn't ask but way too young to be doing what they did. Oldest one couldn't be past middle school

3 girls and a boy

Regularly blow my load on omegle for questionably aged teen girls

What did they do?

Well, i did this twice. First time i was 21 and stupid as fuck, second time was a few months ago. I dont really have an excuse for the first time, besides me being a retard, but the second time i didnt really care anymore at the end, because i caught my ex making out with other guys twice.

Im just kinda wierded out that i bsicly fucked with her emotionaly, instead of just dumping her ass as quickly as possible.

My girlfriend is crazy tight like we can't have sex without lube. However, side chick here has fucked 23 guys so she's kinda loose but can ride like a porn star lol

Head, sex, anal, swallowed... Quite a bit and she just watched, like she knew I wasn't attracted to her but this would make up for it

Moar

crazy tight...yeah you're either full of shit or your GF has a medical condition (called shes not that into you). Bitches can squeeze babies out that hole, and you think shes loose because she had 23 guys? come on

Damn. So you basically had a 5 way? Did they all play with each other too?

How big is your cock in length/girth?

Non bone pressed length if you can, please.

Thank you.

I dated a pedo mom once. Shit was cash.

She was changing the baby diaper and I was staring at its little bald cunt. She saw I was staring and looked at me saying, oh you like this?

user tried to shy away. She starts rubbing child's puss, I start fapping. She gets her cunt out starts rubbing. She asks me to cum on child.

Lol why so triggered virgin? Look at the picture and tell me I'm wrong. She lost her virginity to me 2 years ago

WTF?

ages?

this.
and crazy tight happens... but probably means you just need to improve the foreplays

Two girls who I guess are bi did fool around when the mom told them to, but not the other

See

right. Adults fuck kids every day and you're girlfirend is just so tight because she (allegedly) lost her v-card to you. Seems legit. Let me repeat, unless the chick has a medical condition, it is not too tight to fuck. Its just not true what youre saying

yo, i'm interested in this answer as well

crazy tight is a sign shes either very nervous/anxious or actually doesnt want to fuck. They call it "getting wet" for a reason

7"

she's tight because she's only been with one guy who fucked her 50 times. That girl over there who fucked 20 guys a total of 40 times is loose as shit..hurrr durrr

fuck magn

Why can't you stay faithful, user?

Some girls can be tight and have issues getting wet. Even when super horny, they still need lube.

dated someone online for almost a year and made her bend to everything i wanted. i had control over what she did/how she felt/who she talked to because i knew what i could say to manipulate her. it was so fucking easy and it felt so good.

yea, that's why i said the foreplay thing

How do you think she'd respond if you told her? Obviously not the full truth, but that you watch it a fair amount

Mybe she could help you get past it?

Thanks;
Girth is important here, cause you said your girlfriend is tight on your cock

that is how you get sent to prison you fucking dumbfuck

STOP

Blows my damn mind that there are still guys who think women's vaginas permanently loosen up a lot from fucking.

What a samefag....

who tf is pressing all the way back to the bone!?

Not user, just answered. I'm the one with the pedo mom

yeah for the most part it is because they are readier faster, ie not nervous so it wettens and loosens. Almost every chick you ever met can take an incredible amount of girth (not length, some stuff can get in the way)

Crazy tight dosent mean it's a bad thing? She enjoys the hell out of sex
And my cock is a little shy of 7inches and girth idk

I used to use an user app to pick up women/girls. I got chatting to one who turned out to be recently 15 (I was mid 20s) she was very horny and led the convo while I was wary...too many vigilante groups about. she sent pics in her uniform and out of it and she initiated us meeting up. amazing the stuff she was willing to do, all in public too

This

childbirth ruins vaginas, sex does not

>it's literally designed to accommodate dick

the only people that seriously believe vaginas are ruined by sex with too many guys are the sort of people who view women as nothing more than sexual objects (ie. 90% of Sup Forumstards)

The fact is that she may have some vaginal dryness, user. I would lick it well before sticking. Althought I see youre wearing a condom, so that would increase the need for lube.

When i was a kid I'd go to this persons house for daycare with a bunch of other kids. When wed nap Id stay awake but I'd have to shit. however, I have this massive fear of waking people up while they're sleeping so id shit and throw my shits under the home owners bed because Id nap in that room.

My wife had two kids and her vagina went back to normal for the most part. Dr. Kegel was a genius.....

glad to hear that man, I honestly just assumed they were kind of ruined after kids

just measure girth now with a string around your cock and put it on the ruler and find out

nice pic by the way

nah, its not the pussy that's ruined, just the ability to find the time for a long fuck session

Fellow dad user, can confirm. Kegels literally saved our sex life.

She is quite insecure so it would probably take a while to convince her that it has nothing to do with her. And after that she would be ready to help me for sure.
But I guess I'm not entirely ready to quit yet, it just feels way to good at the moment.

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Yes...good stuff. Can she grip that on your cock? Feels great, like when a chick cums and clenches your dick but just whenever she tries

This

My wife has some scar tissue at the bottom of her pussy that is still super sensitive even after almost a year.

Interesting side note though, after a really long dry spell (about 6 months) of virtually no sex, in getting more now than I have in the past. At least 1-2 times a week. Which for a married guy with kids is a shit ton (at least for me). I also have got her into light face fucking which is fucking cash

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Been doing it for years

Nice. Good for you, user. My wife hated anal sex before kids, but the first time we tried it after kids, she came hard on my dick. Now I fuck her ass at least once a week. I would have had kids earlier if I knew

/thread

Never asked her to try clenching it. But there was a noticeable increase in both tightness and wetness within a few weeks of doing kegels.

>have a gf, solid 6/10
>break up, fool around on tinder for a while
>meet 7/10, go on a date, spend a nice evening together and go our seperate ways
>get back with gf, nearly a year together now
>shit started getting boring, contact the 7 from before
>fool around, make out, but no sex yet
>feel like shit because I have a gf
>the relationship is good, but she is boring shit our of me
>what do?

I fucked my step cousin in the janitor's closet in high school

Fucked my janitor in the step cousin's closet in high school

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I am 29.

We ended up having a threesome not too long into the relationship with another girl she brought back from a trip out to a bar. It was my first time having a threesome. I could not get hard. I ended up just eating them both out.

As soon as the other girl left, I was able to get rock hard as usual.

Ask a Sup Forumstard whose girlfriend set him up for a threesome and he couldn't deliver because he is too tied to faithfulness anything...

Not the person you responded to, but I have one kid and my wife did kegels throughout the pregnancy and afterward. Her tightness is pretty similar to before, but when she grips onto me, it's fucking amazing. The sensation is almost like she has a rubber band in her pussy. Feels so fucking good.

My gf doesn't know that I fucked her friends before dating her

Maybe try a threesome with a dude?

I'm descendent from an ancient human breed.

I experienced a time warp/time shift/possible alien event

I think you misunderstood my post.
I didn't have difficulty performing because it was a woman, but because in my mind I was being unfaithful whilst engaging in this.

When I am alone with my girlfriend we have amazing sex. Men don't do anything for me sexually.

I just simply and too much of a good guy, I guess. It was a fun experience none the less.

I 69 my cousin once.