I need to lace these with something that will cause vomiting or direia.
Some cuck keeps stealing my snakcakes at work.
>I must have revenge
I need to lace these with something that will cause vomiting or direia
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Get a syringe inject it with ipecac
>visine eye drops in a needle
>inject into snack cake
>???
>they shit till they die
Brazil nuts user.
They are simple to get hold of and one of them is even quite healthy while 6 or more will cause violent diharrea.
Place two ground nuts in each cake and you can bet the fucker is going to have stolen 5 by the end of the day.
The best part is rhat you cannot end up in trouble for it
>op here
I've got the eye drops
Now to find a syringe
Try Brussels sprouts, they are so disgusting people will shit themselves.
Just inject a little bit of gasoline. It'll taste like shit so you can identify your target and might give them cancer later in life.
go to local drug store for the diabetus needles
deliver pics
I've eaten plenty of Brazil nuts, like a whole bag worth (around 50 maybe?) in one day with no problems.
Maybe you are thinking of Nutmeg which is easy to get at any convenience store?
Like someone wouldn't notice ground fucking nuts in a snack cake.
Visene/clear eyes.
Careful it could kill if too much is ingested.
>Careful it could kill if too much is ingested.
False.
just inject a shitload of laxatives in the cakes. should work pretty well...
>False.
False. Too much of anything can kill you.
don't do this unless you seriously intend to kill this guy. you can literally die from ingesting visine. google it if you don't believe me.
this is the best answer to be honest
>zebra cakes
So is your co-worker a skinwalker or something
>ingesting visine
faggot
snopes.com
MICHAEL!
if he dies he dies
just remember
if you do anything illegal, wear ya gloves and destroy the evidence
get tiny spy cam to catch the fucker
then beat their fucking skull into the ground
flim it
post it
do it
faggot
the're*
Well I have pics but the file is too big
1/10 of a ML is in the cake.
Now I wait
>kills zebra cake heist man
>fuck his bitch
>beats off on his face
plz deliver
>faps
gawd user you makin me hornay
Really who is the cuck here?
Your zebra cakes are getting FUCKED by another man and you call them the cuck?
You zebra cuck faggot.
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why am I a faggot, it says what I was saying. it's saying the claim of visine causing diarrhea is false, not the claim of it being deadly.
time stamp faggot
anyone can find a photo of zebra cakes a syringe and eyedrops all over the interweb
right because people gather those things together on a regular basis to take pics of them
idk why you are a faggot, probably because you suck dick ?
he did it
There is nothing wrong with sucking a dick, it doesn't make you a faggot unless there is eye contact-
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your mom is a faggot
It isnt gay unless the balls touch
OP gon kill somebody today.
seriously dude that stuff can kill people if taken orally
how did you get a syringe that fast?
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Put a little of your cum in there as well for good measure
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OP is addicted to heroin
Also it's fake and gay
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shouldve done the bottom of the cake, will probably see the puncture mark in frosting
It's one of my brother's dirty heroin needles
gg
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Get the fuck off Sup Forums please, this place is not for people like you.
Inject cyanide into the cake. He'll never steal a cake again.
k
eye drops are supposed to do something similar
OH SHIT THERE'S A BUBBLE IN THE SYRINGE
QUIK OP PUSH IT OUT
YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THIS NIGGER A HEART ATTACK
THAT POOR ZEBRA CAKE DID NOTHING
>direia
>lol xD normies get out reeee xD
Fuck off cunt.
I worked with at Wendy's when I was in high school put dish soap in a customers frosty.
He got 5 years and a $75,000 fine, he spent just over a year in prison before being released, now he is banned from working in any food industry and has a felony record, he will spend the next 20 years trying to pay off that 75 grand working minimum wage.
food tampering is a serious issue here in the states, look into it, it isn't worth it. just shoot the guy and say you felt threatened and claim stand your ground law, you will have a better chance with that
I don't really want to kill them.
But it probably wouldn't be so bad if they were removed from the gene pool.
Gr8
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Good on you buddy. The world needs people like you. Stealing someone else's cake is not fucking cool.
He's tampering with his own food, not something someone is purchasing.
ust kills them, google it. inb4 op is in prison for murder
That doesn't happen at all. The active ingredient doesn't have any effect like that. Why would you say something so stupid?
But it's not their food to be eating.
put me in the screencap of epic bait
, intent is what legally matters.
>sage
800000000 get
I'm tampering with my food. I didn't give it to then. They took the poison without my permission.
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flawless logic
njoyblackcockinprison
That's not how the law works. Unless he can somehow show that he typically poisons his own food. Baiting with poisonous food is illegal.
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unfortunately is probably right. if it meds instead of eyedrops, and the food was some food that OP routinely mixes with his meds, that would be different. OP would likely get off scot free.
what OP needs to do is get on some meds that are supposed to be mixed with food, but that have really bad side effects. then he will be in the clear.
if it was meds*
Feel free but it won't have the effect like that. You may cause them to have other serious health issues which will get you fired or arrested. en.wikipedia.org
Do some research before taking advice from the asshats on Sup Forums.
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>Obvious fake is obvious.
>OP is a faggot.
ur an asshat
I am a doctor and I approve of this
we know that. we're playing along. shhh
>Stupid faggot is stupid.
who pissed in your cheerios
if i puff on a penis while reading Dr Seuss, that is my deal brah
Tiger nuts
What, no tits or GTFO threads for you to whiteknight?
Some faggot is salty...
>op here
Should I just inject one with THC oil then. That cuck would trip all day.
I remember my first post on Sup Forums.
wouldnt trip, probably just sleep all day
dont waste ya jazz cabbage juice on this
As a Finance professor, I can tell you that, without question, you are a faggot
yes, do this. then report him to your boss and say you're not sure but you think he's doing drugs. make up some story about him doing something that violates safety rules or something. they'll make him get tested and he'll flunk. problem solved.
Yes, this.
Then tell your boss he's been fucking up at work and appears high. He'll get drug tested, fail, and fired
some cannabutter would suffice. then snitch on them and get them fired
This is different, dumb ass. He csn tamper eith his own food if he wants. The cunt stealing his shit cant do anything about it
Put a bunch of lsd in them and youll know whos stealing them
dont snitch
THAT IS FANTASTIC IDEA PERSON GO DO PLEASE
Now I need to find LSD
agree but lsd is a very temperature sensitive substance and if to hot it will dilute