It's a Truman finds out about prostate stimulation episode

>it's a Truman finds out about prostate stimulation episode

Wasnt there a legit implication that Truman was gay but "turned" straight through environmental conditioning to make more palatable TV?

>It's a Truman pops a blister on his foot with his teeth episode

Really hope my life isn't being broadcasted. The cringe level would be off the charts.

>it's a Truman keeps a fingernail in his mouth all day episode

What did the tv station do when he was masturbating?

I can't imagine he was looking at any asian porn. That town was 100% white, I doubt he even knew asians existed. Imagine, he gets out of his bubble and lays his eyes on his first asian qt. And hes like, "What is this heavenly blessed creature? Can you fuck this thing?" And some bro next to him on the bus is like, "Oh yeeaaaaa boy. thats what Im all about, them asian bitches"

He was aware of the outside world, and he had a normal education, dude.

Remember how he wanted to go to Hawaii? He would have known what Asians were and seen pictures of them in textbooks and newspapers and stuff.

12 years of American public school, and i don't remember once seeing an asian in any of my textbooks

>mfw Truman = True Man

>American

theres your problem.

Didn't you learn ancient Chinese history, the Boxer rebellion/Opium Wars, WW2, anything?

>its a Truman reads Guns & Ammo while masturbating in his own pile of feces episode

Get the fuck out, weeb

>it's a Truman masturbates to shadman comics episode

i-i just like butts okay?

theres nothing wrong with that

You also like pierced assholes?

>it's Truman shoots himself 6 times only to realise he bought blanks by mistake

they've stopped supplying the store with live ammo from this day on

>it's a Truman does nothing but shitpost all day episode

You are making this post to convince me that other people have this feeling too and my life isn't being watched since the day I was born. All this thread as a matter of fact.

Nice try.

everybody thinks what they do is something unspeakable, but there's always something fouler and everybody does them
Do you honestly think girls don't taste their period blood, sheer billions do this
I rub my hand on my sweaty crotch and smeel the foul manliness, it turns me on
I bet there are people who pick dry shit stuck in their ass hair and eat them
Stop deluding yourselves that you are unique or special, we all suck
Also, if you don't do any of these, you suck even more

Sure whatever helps you sleep at night

All that retarded shit you stated after the first part of your post made people forget about the genuinely interesting question you asked. What DOES the station do when he masturbates?

I'm guessing he was never told about masturbation and never had any chance to look at porn so I don't think he fapped at all tbqh

>its a truman makes the same thread every day for weeks episode

>ratings drop as truman forces a meme on trumanchan's /biz/ board
>suddenly a new fancy board pops up

>It's a Truman gets a boner and tucks it into his belt to hide it from his mom, bu it only gets harder as he sees her bend over to pick up the cookies in the oven in those yoga pants

People discover masturbation on their own. Even if he was never told about it he'd discover that it felt good when he touched himself. Maybe he would think he's the only one who did it, but he would still do it.

...

>its a truman spends all day masturbating to the same candydoll sets he's seen a million times already

>it's a "user doesn't know that blanks can kill" post

>its a truman watches tv all day episode.

>it's a Truman convinces his boss's 15 year old daughter to try anal episode

They should have never replaced her in the 3rd season.

dumb ghettoposter

>Imagine, he gets out of his bubble and lays his eyes on his first asian qt. And hes like, "What is this heavenly blessed creature?
Cringe.

>its a Truman has online session with Mistress T episode

I just wanna stop picking my nose user.
But I can't, the habit is too strong.

YOU CANT FOOL ME

I always wonder if I'm in a show of my own and people all over the real world are watching me sit infront of a computer all day occasional massaging my dick to porn
Boy would it be awkward if it was all revealed to me some day

>it's a truman realizes he's in a TV show episdoe

OH SHIT

they look at the curtains like they do when he's fucking his wife

A TV show about you would be far too boring.

>Oh what's user going to do today? Oh, it's another day spent on his computer talking about black cocks.

> It's a Truman's wife advertises Crisco during anal sex episode

>what is made up events

They could literally simulate someone coming to have sex with him and him spilling all his spaghetti

he should have stayed desu
Laura Linney has aged like wine

Why would you want to live in a dome for pussy? He could get amazing pussy outside, that girl was ready to give it to him, even tried telling him it was a TV show.