Hey Sup Forums, what's your best dark joke?

Hey Sup Forums, what's your best dark joke?

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niggers

Whats the opposite of ageing like a good wine?

Ageing like a bad cancerpatient.

Ive got one..

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If two niggers nigg nogg niggers nogger.
Does nigg nogg nogger niggers?

Answer: Always niggers.

What do you do if you see a bleeding nigger on your frontlawn?

Stop laughing and reload.

What are 20 dead niggers on the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side.

Why should you never hit a nigger on a bike with your car?

It's your bike.

What do you do if there's a spastic in your bath?

Throw in the laundry and some washing powder.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?

You can't fuck a table.

What have a monkey and a chainsaw got in common?

They both fuck up trees.

A man walks into a bar
He is an alcohol and it is destroying his family

>Sup Forums

What is the difference between a duck?

A man comes into the workshop, his car badly damaged. There are leaves and branches all over the car, and what looks like blood on the hood.

"What happened?" Asked the owner of the shop.

"I hit a fucking nigger with my car!" Shouted the driver.

"Well, why all the leaves then?"

"The fucker tried to run into the woods".

How do you make a duck into a nigger?

Put it into the oven till it's bill withers.

Nice may mays

9 in 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Most people don't understand this joke, but I think it is pretty funny.

You too.

>funny
Its a dark humor thread, not a joyfilled candyland.

Agree to disagree I guess, I think it was funny.

A forty year old man with a ten year old boy are walking into some dark and forbidding woods late at night.
The boy looks to the man and says 'i don't like it here I'm scared'
The man replied 'you're scared? I gotta walk out of these woods alone'

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What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Getting the bloodstains out of the clown suit.

>knock knock!
>who's there?
>I hope you and chad are happy together, I'm sure you two will have a great life, don't let the kids forget me and the good times.
>who?
>goodbye becky

I got a better version

Little Sally and a pedophile are walking into the woods at night. Little Sally says, "Gee Mister! It sure is scary out here!" The pedophile replies, "You're telling me! I have to walk back alone."

this

A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar when a little boy walks in.
The priest sees the boy and points him out to the rabbi.
'Hey let's fuck that boy'
'Out of what?'

Kek

i used to tell that one at parties
got alot of laughs everytime
but there were always those few who just go silent and awkward
those are the ones ye want

That's just sad

What do you get when you skin a nigger? 70 kgs of dog food and a diving suit

what do you call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!

How do you get 30 jews into a car?

Via the ashtray

what's red black green blue purple and sitting on a porch?
my nigger ill paint it any color i want.

used to hear and tell it as

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?
1 in the passenger 2 in the back 3 in the trunk and about 6 million in the ashtray

Also a good one

so close to the superior quad 8's
i have failed you mein fuhrer

What is the best thing about putting a baby in a Blender?

. . .

. . .

The Hard-on.

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Where do you find the black jews?

In the back of the oven

>le thing i dont like is edgy and edginess is inherently bad
Why are you here

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>6 million in the ashtray
BS those numbers are fake

Disclaimer, this is not a joke.

what's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
The acne will wait until a boy is 13 before it comes on his face.

what do you call 3 mexicans a chinese and 4 black guys on your lawn?
A sprinkler
spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga nigga

>was waiting on the user that would comment about it saying 6 million
>should have put an inb4
>guess why i didn't
>it was all for (you)

>He is an alcohol
>no

>comes on his face
>comes
>COMES
-cums buckets-

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>The illusion of "Free Will".

>That is the joke.

>"Fuck, user! That's some deep shit!"

>"I know!"

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So a Mexican, a black fellow and a Jewish rabbi are standing on top of a skyscraper. They decided to have a race to the bottom by jumping off, all claiming they will be fastest. They all jump off at the same time. Who wins?

Society.

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>clicks on a dark jokes thread
>gets annoyed when people are posting dark jokes.

jog on faggot.

A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" The pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies, "not really, she just lies there and cries."

A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."

Oh jeez that sent shivers down my spine X0

Lights off.

What does a baby look like after five minutes in the microwave?

I don't know, I always close my eyes when I masturbate.

its legs are parallel, especially the left one

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fuck you and your trips

Dreads came from the egyptians. Egyptians are not niggers sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002929707631826

Nig Nog.
Who's there?
NIGGER!

ask me if i care either way

I like this one because it's two birds with one stone.

why do jews have such big noses?

>because air is free

good one

How do you make a baby cry?
Drop it.
How do you make a baby stop crying?
Drop it again.

Niggers.

what's the best thing about fucking twenty seven year olds?

There's 20 of them!!!

I bet I can

Haha that's your live cuck.

Not deep shit.
Just something you understand when you are about 15 years old. You are probably a subhuman right?

ask me if i care if you care either way

A man sees a little boy sitting by a cliff on the side of the road crying. He walks up, kneels down and says "What's wrong little buddy?"
The boy sobs "I had to pee so my dad stopped and after I got out the car it rolled over that cliff!"
The man straightens up, unzips his pants and says "Wow, this just really isn't your day."

do you care?

Why can't jesus eat m&ms?

they keep falling through his hands

Sup Forums

no

aw

>underrated

Dreads came from every society that didn't have indoor plumbing

That's literally everyone

What's the sexiest thing about twenty four year olds?
There's twenty of them.

Most awful thing?
Rape a deaf-mute girl, then break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

How do you go about getting a crushed fetus out of a small bowl? "Nachos".

How do you titty fuck an 8 year old?
You break her shoulders.

My love life.

What's the sexiest thing about twenty newborn fetuses?
There's twenty of them.

How does an Ethiopian celebrate their kid's 1st Birthday?
By putting flowers on their grave.

good times

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews?
Harry made it out of the Chamber alive.

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How do you make a dog stop humping your leg?


Pick him up and suck his dick

>implying i'm annoyed
>being this big of a nigger faggot

Two guys are talking in a bar.
First guy: Hey man did you know that I found a hot chick tied to the railroad, and after I untied her we had sex.
Second Guy: Cool man. Did she give you a blowjob?
First guy: Nah I couldn't find her head.

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