I'm stuck in bed with guillain-barre syndrome. Need a good chuckle. Help a guy out

I'm stuck in bed with guillain-barre syndrome. Need a good chuckle. Help a guy out.

Just look at your dick if you want to laugh.

no joke that's what my grandma has. how did you get it? what's it feel like?

Go to bread

Numb from the chest down. Right leg is paralyzed. Tired as fuck. Youre supposed to only get it once, but this is my second time. Hoping I dont have to be hospitalized. Mine isn't as severe as some peoples, and last time it cleared up sponateously.

Its a good suggestion, but my 4 year old is at home with me. Maybe later.

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I guess it could be worse...

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Hah, thats exactly how i look trying to walk.

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good bye and get well soon. hope you had at least a little chuckle

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Thanks mate!

did he died?

heartfelt get well soon user

also

op is a faggot with some faggot disease

OP is always a faggot...nothing new there. No medical correlation has been made between homosexuality and guillain-barre, but i'll be sure to mention this to me doc.

there is a correlation
A 48-year-old male homosexual developed the Guillain-Barré syndrome in association with acute hepatitis. The hepatitis A virus was almost certainly transmitted via anal intercourse and cumdumpstering.

Well fuck. Now what am i supposed to do for fun?

grand theft eato