Be me

>be me
>15 years old
>summer break
>parents planned to go to the beach with me and my childhood friend
>his cousin(female) from germany will be coming
>hanged out with her during childhood but didnt see her in years
>we arrive at the beach
>she 8/10 and thicc af
>later when my parents left my friend was taking pictures of her laying in the sand
>she asks "Hey user is my ass good?"
>i say "yeah i guess,but its too big"
>whydidisaythat.jpeg
>throughout the day she keeps asking me stuff like if she looks good or not
>answered almost all of them with "yeah you look good dont worry" or sth
>when we went to eat she sat next to me
>when my friend went to the toilet and i was
>alone with her there was just awkward silence
>time to leave came so we just said goodbye and leave
>fast forward to 1 week
>went to sleepover to the same friend
>she was there too
>thought to myself "user dont fuck it up again"
>we were in his room
>he was watching fairy tail (fucking weeb) and we laid in the double bed(two beds attached to each other) and talked about stuff
>she wore a tank top and her tits looked so fucking good
>when we were watching a movie she took a snapchat of me with her while i didnt look
>noticed it and asked her what are you doing
>she just giggled and send it
>the text in it was some german shit i didnt understand
>when the movie ended we said how shitty and not scary it was
>at around 5 am we decided to sleep
>apparently she was going to sleep in another room
>she said "can i sleep with you because im scared?"
>i said the most autistic thing ever
>"i take too much space when i sleep so i dont know"
it was the closest i got to losing my virginity and i decided to be a fucking autist.i hope she comes to greece this summer too because i want to fuck a girl do bad

lmaoooooooooooo how could you fuck that one up son, getting pussy handed to you on a golden plate and still fucking it up. Way to go buddy

I want to die fam

you really should kys my man

OP I gotta ask you something....
Are you fucking stupid?

My crush kissed me by surprise once and it took me by surprise, so I just shut down. It was a year ago, and we're still just 'friends' now. Dunno if she's still into me, but I fucked up bad

...

I repeated the word 'surprise' fml, that's jarring

I would have no idea what to do either bro.

Fuck this

>OP

Fuckin fgt

You beta's have to stop overthinking every little thing concerning women and just go with the flow. She kissed you? she asks to sleep with you just "because"? she's into you obviously and would fuck the shit out of you, so stop stressing and just talk like the normal human being you are.

op is prob a 14-16 year old shit like that happened to me in my teens when i was an autist

im actully a 25 year old virgin

any hope?

oh man
yes there is just hope you get another chance with her and this time play it fucking cool or by god i will come and shart in your ears

for the love of god change that hairstyle, you look like a grown man stuck in his teens because of that shit hair.

>be 10y/o
>hear about 'condoms'
>use pocket money to get one from vending machine ins shopping centre
>shitting brix
>think I'll get into trouble
>few days later summon up courage to open packet
>wtf is this.flac
>assume adults just wear them all the time for reasons
>roll one over my shota cawk and balls
>wear it entire weekend at scout camp
>feel like a fucking boss

Reminds me of South park

if you'd shave that neckbeard and get a decent haircut, you'd be a very good looking guy

Should I invite her into my room you think?
Or what?

i really think i was a little autist in my teen days lol until i got a girl, that changed my life

Jesus fucking christ, just end yourself

Why is your room full of faggot shit?

i second this. Fucking stupid as a mullet