Why are there literally 0 oldfags left on Sup Forums?

Why are there literally 0 oldfags left on Sup Forums?
A triforce won't prove me wrong btw.

I'm 12 and what is this?

ived been here since 2010

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I'm 41 and I've been here since 2006.

Still can't triforce. Just tried again in another thread.

They went h8 chin after Sup Forums harbor

ive been here since 2007

it was pretty much the same just less people obsessed with black men, and less gay shit

That kind of talk right there is why Trump won the election.

And there is no "real" world. There is just living and trying to be happy.

If we want to argue the real world, you city folks have no clue what it's like to live like I do.

I've got 50 chickens, 15 hogs, three dairy cows, and 6 acres of land I farm for my own benefit.

Aside from internet(which I can live without), I have officially become 100% self sufficient last month.

I live on a well, my power is drawn from a homemade windmill, I have plenty of iron to make the tools I need, I have a foundry, and soon to have a wife.

You city folk only know life by living off of others, you know nothing of struggle and hardship that isn't self inflicted.

You city folk think you're so high and mighty, so important, like you run the world.

Except you don't. The earth runs herself. You folks in the city keep addressing self inflicted problems, and making them worse. You city folk have an opportunity to make millions of dollars with your big corporations.

I don't care about big corporations, I don't care about getting the most updated things. I only care about the things I can make, and the means of surviving in the most natural and humane way as possible.

Go fuck yourself, yellow belly.

got old, job hobbies and stuff and pretty much lost my edge. also it was always shit. was here first time at year 1 so you can probably guess which age range I have to be in

if they were on Sup Forums they would not be oldfags, they would be cancer

Been here since 2007.

there are no oldfags or newfags only fags

this, Oldfags grow up and leave for other boards

I've been here since 2009

There are some trolling about

>pic related

We invited a bunch of idiots over who now seem to run the show. There are agendas at work here that so fundamentally divert from what Sup Forums used to be, it's way beyond unsettling.

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That's actually a great quote.

Were here. Sup Forums is only good for porn and b8ing. Go to the other sites you fucking cuck. There are plenty.

Never give up, user.

>obsessed with black men
you mean lesser nigger tolls. If this is the only thing you remember you never realy have been here

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we did not invite them

Indirectly, we did. Starting with trolling...when you fuck with each other in a more or less public fashion, there'll be guys joining in who actually agree with the statements you troll about. They're not going to leave, and at some point, there are more idiots than trolls.

Now that you are full of gaiafags and newfags the truly anonymous has left

I can't remember if I cried, but someone called the FBI the day that Sup Forums died. Some good ol' lulz were had on this in age Sup Forums, posting 'this'll be the day we get banned'. Bye... I bookmarked this other chan were mods were cool and didn't ban. Bye bye