Hey Sup Forums fags. I am in need of your infinite wisdom and intelligence, what is the best way to remove PPP (Pearly Penile Papules - Image related) at home? I don't have the actual money to get rid of it through surgery and I know that they are harmless, but I just simply don't like the way they look and I want to be rid of them.
INB4 CUT PEEPEE OFF, Fuck you.
Hey Sup Forums fags. I am in need of your infinite wisdom and intelligence...
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James Rodriguez
Do you have boxcutters and rubbing alcohol? They don't have any bloodvessels or nerve endings it's just empty meat. So long as you're careful and use a sharp knife you can slice them off easy
Juan Bennett
Yeah, uhm, no, and they are very sensitive so that's a bad idea either wise.
Ian Ramirez
So what you come here for ideas only to end up shitting on them? Go fuck yourself ungrateful piece of shit
Andrew Kelly
is this ylyl
Gabriel Adams
I came into this thread to read this very answer, thanks user
Charles Richardson
cut it off
Nicholas Bell
get
Jason Edwards
what a retard
Brody Gray
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Luis Jackson
FUCK SO CLOSE
Angel Hill
Use a dremmel tool
Film it and post the Vimeo
You'll be the king of Sup Forums user
Leo Turner
Everyone has those, but if their that big they are inflamed, stop ramming traps up the asshole for a month and keep it clean.
KEEP IT CLEAN, wipe off your piss and shit stains on your dick faggot
Cooper Thompson
>Everyone has those
Categorically not true
Jacob Myers
Being this new
Hunter Turner
Sandpaper
Connor Hernandez
Put eucalyptus oil on them before bed. Take Epsom salt baths, and put licorice powder on it. They should go away.
Evan Wright
Don't forget to rub a rose quartz across them exactly two days after the gibbous moon is dominant in the sky as well user. Not if you're a Scorpio though, use a piece of beeswax then.
Camden Perry
fuck off, if you dont have those you are some kind of mutant freak,youre eyes probably glow in the dark and probably order your steak well done, bake yourself.
Landon Perez
nailclippers
Andrew Rivera
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Henry Howard
You seem kinda upset or something.
There are tons of people who don't have them, and tons of people who do.
Chill, user.
Grayson Martin
Soldering iron
Gavin Green
What did you say to me you fucking bitch? I will find you and rip your head from your shoulders with my bear fucking hands, and then I'm going to cum straight into your exposed fucking throat you worthless piece of shit
Owen Scott
If it wasn't so fatal I'd probably be down for that
William Nelson
Well I can put your head back afterwards if you like, you'll be good as new
Justin Miller
its part of the anatomy of your dick, its not contagious or disease related. cut em off at your own want.
Matthew Gutierrez
200 grit sandpaper
Tyler Smith
1 in 10 adult males have them
don't fuck with your cock OP
stop being so insecure and just leave them alone, if your getting busy with a chick and she freaks, direct her to the wiki article and coach her into not being a fucktart child
Kayden Reyes
Ezpz jack off with sand paper
Adrian Miller
Why would you make a surgery on thing that no-one will see ?
Dylan Phillips
If you say so doctor
John Barnes
Don't be stupid. See a doctor. If you DIY you'll end up mutilating your cock.
Landon Green
boringfag detected
Logan Brown
Basically this
They're just a thing
Like having attached or detached earlobes
They likely serve some evolutionary purpose, though quite what I can't imagine as they make you worse at scooping cum out of a pussy.
Blake Watson
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Evan Wright
I lost
Angel Morgan
Great, the Australians are awake.
Leo Jackson
this
Blake Martinez
>if you're with a girl
>/thread
Andrew Gonzalez
Kek'd and checked
Nathan Gonzalez
>hey babe, I know you want to fuck but I think it's important that you read this, it's really interesting, did you know that they're called pearly penile papules ? Crazy right ? And 1 in 10 men have them, haha. All right, back to sucking it now.
Eli Watson
I don't, and I believe I'm part of "everyone"
Owen Sanchez
Christopher Martin
haha, i'm dying
Colton Thomas
Same...
Lincoln Peterson
I removed these by applying an ointment of vitamin E oil for a few days, then using an emory board on them, then vitamin E oil....until one day they all rubbed off. It works. I based on wart removal advice
William Cruz
Don't listen, OP. I used a pair of nail clippers and you can barely see mine now. But I could only do about five at a time. Clip clip clip, swab, hurt a little, but not much.
Ayden Hall
Looks like the durex dots. Doesn't it feel better for a woman?
Evan Rogers
haha, I have actally been asking myself that
Ian Cook
put a little bit salt on it and then press an ice cube against it for about a minute and this problem is gone for ever
Jaxon Perry
I can confirm this works.
Logan Powell
came here to say this
Alexander Flores
I did this and my dick fell off, did i do something wrong?
Jace Rivera
as long as it didnt fly off and exploded, it should grow back and you are fine
Michael Phillips
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Ryder Reyes
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