Colonel, are you there?

Colonel, are you there?
I think i'm running in circles here, This place is a mess! And i still don't understand why they love to talk about "traps" all the time...Do you think Sup Forums is planning a big ambush on someone? Disorganization is law here, but i can't avoid the feeling that they have a plan!

Just hide under the bed..

dont forget to ketchup

Snek it's me.
I need you to find anything you can on the nature of these "traps" see if you can find out what they're planning. Try interrogating some of the people here and find out as much as you can about traps.

I'm already under the bed, i waiting the alarm to stop. But who are you? How do you know this communication channel? ANSWER ME!
Colonel, your voice...it's different...
And what's this smell of fried chicken?
Are you okay?

Don't worry about something so trivial snek. You have a mission to complete. I've heard there are 11 secret documents in the are to create some kind of weapon to surpass metal gear. All I know so far is that it it's been called the K.F.C and is chemical in nature. See what you can find snek. We're counting on you.

its me snake . the LA LI LU LE LO or some ching chang DEEPTHROAT shit . listen up , you need to retrieve some fukin card to activate metal gear or else liquid will use the metal gear

Forget it Snake. Go find me some chicken!

hmm...K.F.C. ...surpass metal gear...that must be dangerous, i will look into it Colonel.
The "traps" this place talk about Colonel, i think they are a new breed of spies...they genetics are different, they can infiltrate even the opposite gender! I don't understand the value of something like this in warfare, but they've been working on this for a long time.
>!
LA LI LU LEI LO!
WHAT? WHO ARE YOU?!? HOW DID YOU GOT A HOLD ON THIS CHANNEL! ANSWER ME!!

This thread is just like one of my japanese animes!

Snek, I need you to find the documents and bring them to me. It's a matter of national security. From what I can find it's a means to control lesser creatures.
An instant task force which can blend in with any environment. You can't let it fall into the wrong hands. Get it and get out. Don't get caught.

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OTACON! Are you okay? This no time to mess around!
Colonel has been acting weird and there's this new weapon, they call it "K.F.C.", do you know something about it?
i'm working on it Colonel, i will retrieve find K.F.C!

Snek report back to me when you've found the files.
I'm leaving it in your hands from now.
Good luck soldier.

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???
HUH??
SHOW YOURSELF???
DID THAT BOX JUST...
Nevermind, probably just my mind playing tricks on me

[Bird noises]

Snake, Intelligence reporting in.
Those bodies found in the Niggumbo Oil field, they seem to have been exposed to the same disease as the body of our soldier in quarantine. Either way we have word that Skull Face has changed his identity.
After that encounter with the Man on Fire he seemed to have burnt his face even more, causing minor frontal lobal damage. Point is Snake, he is not the man we have intel on anymore.

Snake, Skull Face has changed his codename to Clown Face. I'm sending you a witness report of his new face. All we know is that he is even more unpredictable than before, and will try to eradicate all his links to the K.F.C programme. Expect higher security at all encampments and less trails toward him. Good luck, Snake-you might need it for once.

...hmm...fried chicken smell...
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Skull face? Who's that? The only intel on skull face is back in 198X, in iraq. I'm in Shadow Moses Now intel, i don't think your information is right, but i will keep an eye out for "clown face"

Yes Snake, the K F C programme seems to be a mind altering chemical, which when injected into food will make certain groups of people react in an addicted braindead state. This so far only affects ethnic blacks, caribbeans, african americans and aborigines. Don't you see! Skull Face is making an army of mindless zombie soldiers, like the Skulls-but on a mass scale! You have to stop it!
New intel has also came up about Skull Face and what happened with the warehouse fire. He has changed-in fact one of the intel team should be sending you a report right now.
Good Luck out there Snake!

Dumbass. That's the wrong snek

[TIME PARADOX]

(Fukken saved)
Snake what is it. That weapon belongs in the hands of the Us military. You have to bring it to me. (Play along for now my guy)
Nah it's animals ;^)

>Solid Snek
>Liquid Snek
>Gaseous Snek
>Plasmoid Snek
>Black Snek
>White Snek
>Right Snek
>Wrong Snek

(There appears to be a glitch in the transmitter. Snake ignores the message and he resorts to smacking it against the floor a few times to get it working again)

Pic related

The wrong snake? What do you mean? Is Liquid in here...or...is it Solidus?!?
Otacon! What is happening here!?!
People, they are talking about things i don't understand! This place, i think Psycho mantis is involved with what is going on in this place!
I will change to port 2 and see if this will help.

I fucken love you guys

Hey Snake, Comms here, word is there is a darn good Sniper in the area you are infiltrating. Keep your head down you here me?

A sniper? hmmm...i need to pay attention, elite soldiers that are specialized as snipers can be dangerous, Thanks Comms.

[Port 2 connected]
Snake, there seems to be some kind of local timespace shift occuring near Shadow Moses... an instantaneous electromagnetic wormhole has opened up, bringing with it multiple separate radio wavelengths in at once!
What you are hearing now are actual messages to you, but are slightly altered along an unknown spectrum. These messages appear to be for you-but in a different universe! I'm working on a script to block these apparent .4chn.pepkek signals from reaching your receiver, but until then you may get random messages for you in different dimensions on different missions. It will take around 200-300 posts before I finish the code, but until then, try not to think too hard if something doesn't make sense to you-it is most likely for an alternate version of you.

Just focus on your mission from the Colonel, and retrieve the K F C serum.

Junky Janitor here
I got a mission for you Sneak

The man called Himler Smurch just stole my fucking cat
Yes he fucking did that
But i think there might be a bigger conspiracy behind that all ...
Be discrete
Viva satanis

Caw

COBMAT UNIT HERE ON GROUND, WE ARE SURROUNDED! I REPEAT WE ARE SURROUNDED. THEY CAME FROM NOWHERE, IN A THICK FOG. J-JUst, just (sigh). Tell my wife I loved her. Please, before the sniper ge-

*leaving the place with my precious steal*

:^)

Our forces are retreating .... roger that sir

The colonel is an A.I. that's been stimulating cortical activity in the dormant part of your brain through signal manipulation of your own nanomachines. The colonel is, in part, your own creation.

Snake, look in that crate over there. It will have an M4 assault rifle.
*sound of a fedora tipping*

(I think someone should make a screencap pic of this thread)

Colonel here guys
I was excited to take part in this thread as I just bought the metal gear legacy collection yesterday on impulse.

I shall conquer all your land Snak
You will die horribly without any honor you filthy peasant

Lurk, or, sneak more

Snek don't listen to him. It's the nano machines. They've made you think you're receiving codec messages from people. Finish the mission.

YOU MUST CONTINUE YOUR M-MISSION. YOUR ROLE, THAT IS, JOB, IS TO STOP METAL GEAR

SNAKE THATS NOT ME, PSYCHO MANTIS IS MESSING WITH YOU. SNAP OUTTA IT ALREADY
Look Snake, this wormhole is outta control, I'm putting all my effort into blocking it off. Anything you hear from me from now on, you gotta ignore it. Good Luck

Liar !!!
You shall die with your friend together filthy mudsucker

Snake, is important.
GO TO BUY SOME CICWUAL

>!
Different dimensions? So this K.F.C. project is really powerful...i would never guess Sup Forums had so much power in his hands...
R-RAVEN?!?
Your spirit is really watching me?!?
hmmm...the sniper, i better be more careful...
>!
W-What?!? My own creation?
What do you mean Otacon? Is this all a simulation?! I-It can't be!
I'm here to retrieve K.F.C and Metal gear plans! I'm here to finish once and for all what started in Shadow Moses! It can't be a lie!
Otacon!
>!
I...
I need to finish my mission...

LIARRR

Does something like a "self" exist inside of you?

Calm down snake. Here, take some if these.

Oh hey there mylady

My group of adventurers are waiting for your go my lord Snuk
Just say a word and we shall come to help you with lethal force
Sir Robin.

Heh, Enjoying the show Snake? I'm afraid you will never get hold of the K F C serum. You are in too deep, only Clown Face can be called the next Burger King, your Colonel is nothing more than an errant fool.
See you in 20, buffoon.

Snuk ???
Are you there ???

Snake is now under my full control
Do not try to take him away from me
We are one soul
Together
We shall rise

>{Secretly the best poster in the thread. Godspeed Robin, Godspeed}

Snek, I came from the past to warn you about the K.F.C, It turns the minds of those that eat it into mindless drones who sit and do what they call "lurking". Look more into this matter.

I need to finish my mission...
For Meryl, Otacon, Master Miller...
I need to put an end on all this.
Not just for me, but because the world needs me to do it.
We live in a time were war is routine...We are desensitized, and we believe that war is just another way to get things done. I need to stop this...
My mission here is one, i need to expose the truth and help the world see life for what it truly is, no matter how sad and messy it can be sometimes, people need to understand that there's always a reason to keep going.
That's my mission in the end! Maybe i will take down Metal Gear and K.F.C. today, maybe someone will build more in the future. But i...we...ca never surrender. The things i will past on, they are based on my ideologies in what i believe is right and true, but that doesn't mean all people will agree, but they have the right to see, we all have a right to see what how the world really looks like.
Sup Forums...Shadow Moses...Circa...I've been in a lot of places, and i know, there's always a reason to keep fighting!
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I will keep in touch Colonel, i will finish my mission. You can count on it.
Until the next Codec Call brothers.

Oh my ...
Thank you sir

You're pretty good.

"Random metal gear shows up"

Snake?
Snake!
SNAAA-AAAKE!!!!

ENOUGH

The KFC HQ is now under my full control
you are nothin compare to our organization
Mark my words
Those damn secret recipes will be mine

You're already too late, brother!

this is a good thread, it makes me feel like 2011 again
you've made my day a little better, anons

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You're a good soldier snake.
A real asset to the military.
You'll be a hero for this

You didnt count me fags
Let the massacre begin

I will call tomorrow Colonel

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Report back on the mission in 24 hours snek. We're all counting on you.


Will snake find out who is the real manipulator?
Will otacon stop being a fucken weeaboo?
Will snake be able to decide on whether or not traps are gay.
Will the Colonel find the 11 secret [redacted]

Find out next time on
/mgs/

Pic related. I'm just retarded

Snake, it's Plisskin here.

Intel has informed me that the terrorist organization known as KFC is developing a chicken-grease powered walking bipedal tank capable of launching buckets filled with depleted uranium. You need to infiltrate Metal Gear Kentucky's hangar and obtain photographic evidence of this weapon.

I'm totally not you, by the way.

2011 was pretty chill still. About 2013 was the downturn wasn't it old freind. I mean who knows, supposedly gook moot is making a new containment boards for the traps, furfags and general modern Sup Forums cancer (Misc porn or somethingorother)

don't think you can really pinpoint any downfall, it was always shitstrewn, there was just a higher quantity of dudes who got stuff done back then

there were always furfag threads and shit

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