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south africa edition

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cara

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*hakks your path*

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doesnt everyone hate this now

t. haven't been to a dance thing in years

kev >>> tim
t b h

I'm a newfriend so I don't know kev... :(

sam in series 3 of fresh meat is the goal gf

making fun of an autist is better than making fun of a schizophrenic i guess

kek that's genuinely the only time of the week I can't go really, sorry lad

>fresh meat
normie drone fuck off

agreed

I feel ill

I've fucked up my life so much. the only thing I live for is shitposting about politics and I'm too cowardly to get involved because the left hates me for being a straight white male virgin and the right hates me for being a shy poor lazy failure
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What do normies do on normie dates?

this 2bh

Which one is ant and which one is dec?

reeeeeeeeee dont you DARE warn me for posting susan reeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mind scares me. The way that I think. Sometimes I can’t even control it. I try to stop doing things or saying things but I just can’t. I really want to kill someone. Sometimes, I just have urges to hurt people. I am a compassionate person and I don’t like to hurt people, but I want to, if that makes sense.

My hands shake a lot.

I do have anxiety.

I am really extremely paranoid.

I have had a fear of being kidnapped since a very young age.

I don’t like to be alone or go places as I believe everyone is watching and out to get me.

Recently, I’ve even began to think that my family is plotting against me.

kev is schizo too tho

The QT chubby girl from Workaholics is the goal gf, imagine cuddling up with that madgal on a Sunday night

Back to the gym after an 8 months hiatus. R8 the gainz m8s no h8.

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@497
fuck off

lol lefties are all straight white male virgins mate

going to grow a beard like this lads

really don't want to go out tonight

quite funny

no they're not
all the ones i see are turbo normies and often non-white and women it's such fucking bullshit i just want to die

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doing a tuvan

we can't go on like this

>it's an alone on a Saturday night for the 16th weekend in a row because your 'friends' decided to cut all contact with you episode

cara

>not carice her sister

Eat shit and die, lads.

>16th weekend in a row

fuck OFF normie

who /never been out on a saturday night/ here

just occurred to me that valve have lined it up perfectly to drop portal 3, half life 3 and team fortress 3 all at once

Have this brit colleague of nigerian descent who always bring up the fact that he voted for brexit and likes Trump. It's exhausting.

>not cutting contact first

i like to keep ahead of these things

Hopefully you will die in your sleep tonight.

Valve don't make video games.

here
what are you doing tonight

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apologies janny didnt mean to post this will promptly delete it xx

huh

I've got a date tomorrow

laying in bed
maybe crying later

people like paul joseph watson, stephan molyneux and alex jones are our generations great philosophers and thinkers

that dutch girl in fresh meat who i forgot the name of is carice van houten's sister

Seriously though, if they announced that the internet would be in meltdown for a day or so

IMAGINE MOI SURPROISE

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>youtube reactionaries
gas them all.

and dota3

i fucking hate reddit

pjw and alex jones are average iq at best and conspiritards
molyneux is a good lad though

What books you lot reading then?

Emilia

got an ulcer on my tongue
wish I was dead

very good
have some food, comfort eating always makes me feel better

Ate but still hungry lads

Why can't people get the lying in bed and laying something on the bed correctly.
Even in movies they say it wrong all the time.

>books
Fuck off you ponce

make a right noise when I eat sandwiches

>Ethiopia
>ate

Doubtful

laying in bed lads

with a man or a women?

Broke up with all the GF to focus on this lovely little McKinsey consultant of a gf. Brilliant girl with close to zero experience with guys. Studied in girl's schools all her life and then started to work all the time. Her dad is also a very powerful person. Can see myself giving him a descendant and enjoying a comfie south east asian bourgeois life tbqh.

Got a pizza from Sainsburys in the fridge but still want to order a Dominos, what do?

sounds good, best of luck

dont corrupt her please lad xx

>his country isn't good at rugby and cricket


Lol you shouldn't even be posting here

My fridge is full, mein freund

on my way home now from dublin

order one and eat the sainsbury's one tomorrow

shame on you fucking paki enablers.

A very pretty women, she's got big tits too

Gonna start lifting on Monday. Need to sort my diet out too.

Bru... ;_;

Like a girl but she fancies my best mate

You should only fear globalisation if you're dumb and have no skills tbqh.

>power is out again

Reeeees

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don't bother m8

Can't have pizza on a Sunday, are you a Rasheed? Fuck it I'll save my money and cook the Sainsburys one.

I got dragged out for a mate's birthday once and just sat in the corner of the club being racist with some other boyo. Dreadful night.

You could've been great....

don't bother sweetie. you'll never make it

Too late lad. Mind's been made up.

literally 9/10 of /brit/ posters desu. explains a lot.

>living with your parents

diversity makes people less trusting and less happy statistically

Teach us senpai and we'll stand strong against Aussie cheaters together.

Why did Twitter in particular become so left wing on aggregate

don't do it lad

Of course I will. I always do.

devastated slag
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What? I haven't live with my parents since 2006, I'm serious.

why can't you have pizza? because you're a wankstain northerner eating a roast?

have both you runt

T-thank you, leaf
They're unironically still cheating to this day, not even memeing

Ridiculous statement
Fuck off