Tfw no tourists in my town to help and have a chat with

>tfw no tourists in my town to help and have a chat with

Tu habites où ?

jimmy pell user, jay habeet londres, kell er atill?

I met two nips yesterday singing and giving pamphlets for a sushi store.Still have the pamphlet

jamah pell user, jabeet londres

>mfw my town if full of rich Europeans who still have their Euro plates on their Mercedes G Class they refuse to speak with plebs like us.

>oh look, its a local boy

parlay voo fransay?

oui, je parle français. qu'est ce que je peux faire pour vous aider ?

voo lay voo cooshay a veg mwa sesswa?

ca dépend si tu es une femme (féminin) et que tu me plais physiquement

I...err..

*runs away*

>mfw my town if full of rich Europeans who still have their Euro plates on their Mercedes G Class they refuse to speak with plebs like us.
wtf i love your town now

tourists are shit

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Do you have a feminine penis to begin with ?

Many Iberian tourists have started coming to Bulgaria, and not to the seaside.
Here in the capital.
I have no idea how to feel about this.

>tfw I'm the tourist

juh swee oon fi (garsson)

>une fille (garçon)

kys

>still have their Euro plates on their Mercedes G Class

I'm officially mad

> my countrymen are gentrifying prostitution abroad
I'm sorry, Plamen.

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>tfw no rapefugees in my town to beat and have a fight with

>many Indian restaurants here in Japan are run by Nepalese

99% sushi shops abroad are run by Chinese/Korean