Hey Sup Forums, what are some of the best ways to ruin someone's life?

Hey Sup Forums, what are some of the best ways to ruin someone's life?
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set them on fire

>I was thinking of sending FEDS by buying illegal drugs off the deep web and not encrypting my address when I send the guy it.

>Send pizza

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Marry him.

Destroy every thing they care for

Put on a mask, break his leg

Repeat when cast comes off.

Keep doing this, he will have permanent damage.

Tell his place of work that he said something racist xD

he will get fired and be branded a hateful bigot for the rest of his life :^)

Download illegal stuff on their computer

Staple a pork chop to the bottom of their office chair.

have him do whatever it is you did to ruin your own life

Why it's simple.... You kill The Batman

Did a fourth grader come up with this?

>Grab a picture of his sister/mother/whatever family member from Facebook

>Post as him and confess to Sup Forums you are a sick man masturbating to your aforementioned family member

>Some moron reverse searches your posted picture, finds "you", and then posts this to her and her family members

>Don't be stupid

Surprise ass rape with a shovel always works

kill yourself. that'll show them.

You grow up a bit and get a happy life.
And you stop worrying about the people you don't like, the less you think about them the better you feel.

This is called being adult.

Why? What's so bad you can't let it go? I'm not moralfagging here, it's a legit question.

Cancer

spray vegetable oil over everything they own!!!

Slap them really fucking hard; takes a crane

on the chance of them not getting caught you've sent them some free drugs!

This is very devious, especially if they don't have insurance.

bump

fuck you op, this thread is already active

trick them into falling in love with you, do whatever it takes. make it real for them and build it up as much as possible, marry them and have kids. slowly attempt to manipulate them to replace hobbies with self-destructive habbits, like a heroin addiction or something

drag this on for at least 3 years and then break up with them on their birthday. divorce them, take all their things, get the kids taken away and disappear from their life forever

OP tell us your story already.

Newfag.

Can confirmed, sprayed it all over the side of the house when I was 12. Sticks to the paint and ruins it in the summer heat. Plus it smells terrible after a while.

Succeeding in your own.

ok, listen up:

>they have to wake up at 8 o'clock in the morning
>ask them if you can just quickly check something on the internet since your phone is empty
>you're obviously lying and it's actually at 47%
>DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR PHONE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
>change time from 8 to
>8:15

>sit back
>crack open a bear
>look at them speedrunning their whole morning routine

>Went out with some psycho chick thinking it was a good idea
>Made a strong committed relationship spanning a years time
>I invest time and money into making a long relationship
>She switches schools and we keep in contact
>She grows more apart and I found out she cheated on me
>I block her
>1 month later... I make fun of her new boyfriend's instagram profile
>She threatens to send my dick pic to everyone at my work
>She makes me apologize
>Me being the cuck I am
>Now I'm looking to get back at her

>Not me

>It turns out she did send the pics to my coworkers
>I am getting a lot of hate and loose hanging friendships now and I need to get back at her.

Here's her phone number if you want it...
2672540882

Tell them that they're a poop head.

Too far user. We're not monsters.

Why would you give a single fuck if she sent your dick pic to people?

If anything that would make her look like a psycho bitch.

>false rape allegation
>post their nudes to their family

Right OP, consider this. You invested time, energy and money in a bitch that didn't deserve it. Is she really that important now, that you want to invest even more time, money and energy?
You "getting back at her" will mean fuckall in the long run, yet you're wasting your life on a person who you shouldn't even be talking with. My solution would be: don't be a cuck, don't give in to her shit anymore, and eventually she'll leave your life entirely, because you'd appear unhinged by her shit. You waste no valuable resources this way either.

Is your face in it? If not, just tell everyone that it's not even you, and she's just sending random dick pics to people. It'll cover you and make her look crazy.

I'm afraid my boss may get a hold of them and I will get fired, or they are posted to social media where future jobs I may get will see it.

Don't have her nudes... Sorry

my wife gave me aids
pretty much fucked up my life

Call 'em a pedo. That usually works

Yes it is.

Marriage

>2672540882
Gimme a general area she lives in, I can make some magic

aw shiet nigga, well I'm out of ideas.

based on your spelling and articulation I wouldn't worry about any "future jobs"

your accent sucks, your fired!!!!!

yes , i vote this way op .

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