Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

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Leslie Jones

some old hag like both previous versions

angourie rice
dj qualls

Idris Elba

>repost threads you're ok with

angourie rice
ryan gosling
rosamund pike

Lupita Nyong'o

Henry Cavill-Humbert
Some unknown 12 year old girl-Dolores
Jessica Chastian-Dolores Mother.

Chastain is not for kill.

It would be a movie about bestiality, not pedophilia.

>Lexee Smith

The best casting

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jade weber

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Maddie?

Have any of you so-called pedophiles ever actually been with a little girl? They're gross. They smell like piss and vinegar. I used to babysit my neighbor's 12-year-old daughter. She kissed me on the mouth once and she tasted like stale Doritos.

LOL!

bit sad that you make up and lie about weird stories on a taiwanese knitting board, maybe grow up a bit?

too old

lolita is supposed to be 12. you either do it right, or not at all.

Jordyn Jones

I know but I think it be a good performance for her to play a mother who just for ounce of her life could not love her daughter it be a good contrast to her mother role in Tree of life.

That isn't Maddie in the OP if that is what you are asking.

Dude, you are a pervert, why she should kiss you on the lips?

Too old for the role.

FOY is the only logical choice

Brynn Rumfallo

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MIllie bobby brown (eleven)

Way too old. Also she looks innocent, not like a nymphet.

mackenize foy and mattehew McCONAUGHEY

Is funny cuz she has 13yo and looks like a 9yo girl.
But......why?

dude shes 15 and could easily pass for 13

your concept of way too old is way out there

also she is an actual legit actress who could to the role justice unlike all these retarded 10yo instagram skanks people like you think would work

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Sonya M from 2010.

Make it foreign, subtitled flick.

I have fallen down the rabbit hole.

Humbert is supposes to be European.

MMMMUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPH

Looks like a boy though.

Jordyn or lexee.

I'm reporting you, pedo.

She looks like a young Elizabeth Olsen

No she doesn't. Not even close.

She looks like a boy. Even in the pictures where she has long hair, she still looks like a boy with long hair.

Well she certainly has real-life experience to draw from. Who knows how many hollywood jew cocks she's had in her throat by now.

Why what...?

That little cute robot in future land or whatever was the title

Sorry young lady, you are getting old.

None probably as she's never landed a role.

That's why they call her Jawrdin Jawns

>Who knows how many hollywood jew cocks she's had in her throat by now.

oy vey

Too soon.

Yeah, she kissed you, right.

You know I'm right

Lolita's supposed to be charming, if no cute. You can't have a potato-looking English play her.

looks too innocent. she's supposed to be a whorish little girl

Face ruins it.

dominic swain didnt look whoreish at all

She's 13 but she looks more young than that.

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>Eighteen

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she did. and she looked more 19 than 12

Potato, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Po-tay-to: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Po. Tay. To. She was Po, plain Po, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Chips in slacks. She was Yukon Gold at school. She was Russet on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Potato.

Sh-she's too pure for that

Ariel Winter.

thats a promo not from the actual film

you can make anything look "whoreish" if you slap some red lipstick on it

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the girl from the walking dead, no idea what her name is but she's a certified cunny on this board. another choice would be the mad men girl.

someone skinny and blonde, preferably

Isnt that a lie though. Like the part in the book where Humbert being honest and he said she has a plain face and a plain and undeveloped body.

If she wasn't a nymphet if he wouldn't care for her.

good

>the girl from the walking dead
God damnit, don't summon that guy

She looks like 16 to me, though she was 14 years old when she did the filming of Lolita.

kill yourself shes fucking heinous and such a shitty actress she got fired off a tv show

Ya agreed

mackenzie ziegler

Becca from Teens React

Maddie is better

Also my choice

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higher fat = earlier puberty. as a dancer she's very low bf and very active which keeps it at bay

maddie is also purer
maddie wasn't the one caught sending lewd pics to 15 year old boys when she was 10/11

could she be lolita?

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