Cock rate thread

Cock rate thread.

Pic related, it's me.

Come on fags, show me what you've got.

No.

nice/10

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Moar you say?

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nnever had my cock rated but theres chicks said im the biggest they had
idc tbh kinda curious tho

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its nice and big, and im super jelly of the size. but uncut peen is the most disgusting thing on the planet.

therefore 0/10

Don't knock it til you've tried it

nice 0.5/10

not bad at all!
0.3/10

weird
11/10

r8 mine

i have tried it.

sucked em and fucked em.

still gross.

super nice
0.314/10

wat

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hi rate my pen plis

Really nice, would love to see iit inside my gf's pussy

ratings please

is it huge?
my gf says it hertz

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Rate me

the old "invisible ink in the lotion" trick

i'm pretty self-aware of that huge wart

Think she could make it hard for me?

had surgery
should be fine in two weeks

ugly pants
11/10

now r8 mine, dont hate

she said it looks weird and smells

no opinion of my dick? whatevrr

9/10 looking tasty

Slightly above average length, but good girth

Is this really what you do with your time?

sucks
ugly mast
curved like the streets in san fran
wouldn't even fit a sink pipe
loser

r8mine

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nice size tool, but could use a shave.

Ask for my Kik if you want more

I hire underage Indians at 10cent/h

but you're a ginger

Length ?

We are experiencing a new level of autismo. I don't even browse these threads but I saw this shit and it really made me feel a lot better about how I spend my free time.

MODS

That's a yes then :) Would love to make her scream.

Yeah, I'm in a 5 year long relationship though, so we kinda stopped caring

holy fuck yeah. you do tributes?

so you feel "better about yourself" and still browse Sup Forums
are you in denial?

Length?

Yeah, i got a niche though. Seems like spanish and black chicks like red

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You have to understand though, there are people who browse Sup Forums AND spend their time photoshopping dicks. It's all relative.

8in about as thick as my forearm

Not any more. Too much like hard work.

like you've never wasted your time on lulz
dick rate threads are cancer
I did these shitty edits with content aware fill, took me like half an hour total
now I spam dick rate threads

what's your fucking problem?
like this is the first time you see someone doing something stupid?
give me a break

other people drink tea and stare out of the window in their free time
get fucked

Everything on Sup Forums is cancer.

She's waiting

10/10 - Would fuck until red raw :p

There you go OP. Now you're even bigger.

Cock tribute maybe?

There are also people who make long posts defending their dick photoshopping.

There's probably some retardation overlap if you'd make a Venn diagram.

best cock in threat

LOL, that would be nice...

Nah

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Thanks, user.

Touched it up

you're welcome ;)

moar with more light?

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Sure thing

touched it up a little OP

i love how it looks the big head... in this pic :)

Thanks, glad you like it!

Big white uncut dicks are my fetish, so this thread is great.

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10/10.
8/10.
Hey. Its you.
8/10.
8.5/10
6/10.
7/10.
9/10.
I love you.
4/10, shave.
Choking dick is bad for pictures, love. 8/10.
Cute. 8/10

LOL, someone found my reddit account.

>8
Thanks!

Hey, it's you! Always enjoy getting a 10 from you :p

rate

Can provide moar if you'd like it I'll drop contact info

r8 please

r8

Please dont

hmmmmmm

rate mine?

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Lmk

9.5/10

Be my cutie boyfriend.
6/10.
Cute. 8.5/10
9/10.
6.5/10

what is kik name?

best in thread, please do one hard as well.

Am I cute enough to be your bf though?

Gimme a R8 plz

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>Am I cute enough to be your bf though?

Whoops, forgot pic

pic is me..i'll uncensor if anyone wants to see/rate my cock?

rate us???

This is it hard: