Roast or rate my gf

Roast or rate my gf

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Are yee dating a girl or a Dalmatian? Look at the spots. Do you call her spot? You should

Timestamp with her or holding a pic of her

looks like a tranny

A girl. Fap material?

are you a girl too?

Cute. More.

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Holy sheeeeeet.....after all these years...a girl I actually know! Post more please. I see her a couple times per week, (Im a mail man).

>fap material?

Hate short hair on a girl. So no.

Really?

hideous

Relly.

Hideous. I want moar

Can we see her ass? I like her.

Where You from?

Let's see his cock

Fake

Just because of this guy, don't post any more. He kinda ruined it.

test

Looks like she might have an obsession with Eggos...

looks like sjw trash. I don't fuck with girls with hair that short or with blue, pink, or any amount of green in their hair.

Test what

F

You fail

hazardous, keep away material

So you could have waited til nudes and this could have turned into a Raid thread, but you had to be a plebbit fag and not make a good decision.

sage

>I don't fuck with girls

More concise, more honest. You fucking faget.

You the mail man that knows her?

is she a he

i am confused

>sage

Stupid ass

>projecting

Negative Ghost rider.

yes

Zuzu Verk? from Texas? recent murder and BF caught because he used a friends credit card at the dollar store to buy the plastic she was wrapped in, in her shallow grave.

Im not here for your faps. Im...here...for my own tastes. I will be seeing her on my route. Glad i got to see the little sluts titties. Gunna love shredding those nipples. Everythings pointing to a face-to-face now boys!

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I have a feeling that you don't fuck with any girls because girls will not fuck with you.

Nope

Where You live at?

Let's see some vagoo and butthole.

You dumb mother fucker

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cringey hipster top to bottom

Well you hear that OP. The mail man's going to give her a dicking

Why? I needed direction. This confirms it.

gonna need you to post pussy and butthole for scientific examination

dude I am sorry I think your gf is an ugly sjw with a man's haircut.
I don't fuck with girls with boy haircuts and bright hair because they usually have mental illness
bright hair beware
dyke hair beware

It's fine OPs getting cucked by the mail man now

Great nips
Nice body
Navel jewlery turn off
Looks like a teenage boy from the neck up

6/10, would only fuck if super desperate/horny

Green sky at night, neighbor take flight.

6/10

Would fuck only under adult supervision

Big eyes, cute tits, fit, absolutely.

>under adult supervision
sounds like cuckolding

these guys talking shit are retarded. I think shes hot as fuck id gladly dump a load inside her

She is really fuckin hot!

>sounds like cuckolding
smells like teen spirit

did you just leave the shota thread?

Good job, you incredibly stupid faggot

does teen spirit smell like dried jizz on a towel in a small bedroom?

Good for you :)

Too good for you/10

short hair dont care ....bet shes look hot with a shaved head like natalie portman in v for vendetta

No, it smells like all the parties you were never invited to

Pink sky in the morning,
which one of you cunts fed me acid?

Lol I partied a lot and fucked a lot of bitches from 15 to 20, then i stopped because I got tired of getting arrested and risking STDs. Fucked a few girls since then though.

Boi you can't date a 12 year old boy!

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I'm pretty sure you mean boyfriend, dude she's got a bigger croch than you ma boi

lol don't worry I am overweight now and single so you can enjoy your win. I do make a 80k salary though :)

Attractive, I'd have sex with it OP.

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