Hey Sup Forums, I caught this little snake crawling between my legs and I caught it...

Hey Sup Forums, I caught this little snake crawling between my legs and I caught it. Dubs gets to decide what I do with it.

wrestle it to the ground

Put it down and clean under your fucking fingernails

reroll to wrestle the snake

friend has the same mouse noice

Post a pic of it grown

Make it puke

Cut it's head off

Put it in your mouth until it bleeds

Should I feed the mouse to the snek?

Reminds me of the snake my uncle used to chase me around the play structure with

It's just a baby. Let it go.
Either that or slam a door closed on its head.

Reroll

Winrar

Pull its skin back

Roll

We have a winner.

What head? I dont see a head?

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timestamp you weirdo

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Cut it in half lengthwise

Let it go, it's too small to do anything

Reroll

suck its dick

WHY IS YOUR HAND WHITE BUT YOUR DICK BLACK?

cut it off at the root.

cut the head off

cum in your own face

put it in my butt

I set it free, it started screaming when it saw the door and I couldn't do it. Have you ever heard a snake scream? It's terrifying.

I'm gonna need some photographs of where exactly you think it should be inserted.

Rate

7/10 it needs more girth, too skinny

^^

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Yeah I just found this out. Thinking about an implant. Maybe I'll just yelq my dick off.

Your foreskin looks like the poop emoji

we own literally the same d

Watch these trips

Nice

Whereabouts are you from?

New Zealand sadly

Why does it have to be so HD

so you can catch the snake that's crawling between your legs

So you can stare right into it's soul

WTF
I HAVE THE SAME DICK AND MOUSE
ITS LIKE IM LOOKING AT MYSELF TROUGHT A COMPUTER SCREEN

how big does this snake usually get OP?

HD huh?

Woah look at those graphics!

About 5 and a half inches, it's not a huge one but it can pack a punch.

how keen is mr. snake on being fully displayed?

Mr. Snake is gone, I set him free

Why is your wang a different color to your hand?

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Probably, it's pretty much been this way for so long I don't remember it being the same color ever.

I'm only a little sad.

Well, here's a photo I took before I caught it when it was sneaking around not making a sound.

winner winner

well hot damn, kik?

I don't kik, sorry

no prob fam...if dubs will you post more of mr. snake?

RIP

Nah, I told my friend to stab me in the neck if I post my dick on Sup Forums again, so this'll be the last of Mr. Snake :c

chop its head off

Cut it in half

Stroke it tenderly

Occasionaly, they release love liquid. It should be slightly sticky, more clear than white and about a teaspoon full if its its first time.

reroll

Skin it and make yourself a pair of boots.

aw damn that wouldn't be fun.

winrare

thats okay its gross anyway and probably has smega

I'll consider this one if I catch it again some day, thanks for the suggestion!