Hey Sup Forums, I caught this little snake crawling between my legs and I caught it. Dubs gets to decide what I do with it.
Hey Sup Forums, I caught this little snake crawling between my legs and I caught it...
wrestle it to the ground
Put it down and clean under your fucking fingernails
reroll to wrestle the snake
friend has the same mouse noice
Post a pic of it grown
Make it puke
Cut it's head off
Put it in your mouth until it bleeds
Should I feed the mouse to the snek?
Reminds me of the snake my uncle used to chase me around the play structure with
It's just a baby. Let it go.
Either that or slam a door closed on its head.
Reroll
Winrar
Pull its skin back
Roll
We have a winner.
What head? I dont see a head?
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timestamp you weirdo
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Cut it in half lengthwise
Let it go, it's too small to do anything
Reroll
suck its dick
WHY IS YOUR HAND WHITE BUT YOUR DICK BLACK?
cut it off at the root.
cut the head off
cum in your own face
put it in my butt
I set it free, it started screaming when it saw the door and I couldn't do it. Have you ever heard a snake scream? It's terrifying.
I'm gonna need some photographs of where exactly you think it should be inserted.
Rate
7/10 it needs more girth, too skinny
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Yeah I just found this out. Thinking about an implant. Maybe I'll just yelq my dick off.
Your foreskin looks like the poop emoji
we own literally the same d
Watch these trips
Nice
Whereabouts are you from?
New Zealand sadly
Why does it have to be so HD
so you can catch the snake that's crawling between your legs
So you can stare right into it's soul
WTF
I HAVE THE SAME DICK AND MOUSE
ITS LIKE IM LOOKING AT MYSELF TROUGHT A COMPUTER SCREEN
how big does this snake usually get OP?
HD huh?
Woah look at those graphics!
About 5 and a half inches, it's not a huge one but it can pack a punch.
how keen is mr. snake on being fully displayed?
Mr. Snake is gone, I set him free
Why is your wang a different color to your hand?
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Probably, it's pretty much been this way for so long I don't remember it being the same color ever.
I'm only a little sad.
Well, here's a photo I took before I caught it when it was sneaking around not making a sound.
winner winner
well hot damn, kik?
I don't kik, sorry
no prob fam...if dubs will you post more of mr. snake?
RIP
Nah, I told my friend to stab me in the neck if I post my dick on Sup Forums again, so this'll be the last of Mr. Snake :c
chop its head off
Cut it in half
Stroke it tenderly
Occasionaly, they release love liquid. It should be slightly sticky, more clear than white and about a teaspoon full if its its first time.
reroll
Skin it and make yourself a pair of boots.
aw damn that wouldn't be fun.
winrare
thats okay its gross anyway and probably has smega
I'll consider this one if I catch it again some day, thanks for the suggestion!