Was she autistic?

Was she autistic?

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she was a RAT!

More importantly, did she do anal?

Maybe

How did an insecure, druggy manlet like Christopher score such a qt? Adriana was easily the prettiest mob waifu in the show

Meadow is the hottest Sopranos waifu by a huge margin

>not the boo-boo in pink in ep. one
>not the born-again Christian at Barrone sanitation

>not the bipolar thicc princess

Maybe these days. She didn't look amazing in the show, even late into it. During the Jackie Jr. romance she straight up looks like a kid

Because Adriana herself was an insecure drug addict who felt cool by dating a mobster

>ANYONE but Svetlana

Wrong answer, friendos

They were already together before Chrissy was a made guy though. She probably guessed it was inevitable given he was directly related to Tony

the nose knows.

Because she was a low IQed impressionable spineless addict who fell for someone willing to buy her all of the tacky overpriced clothing and coke she could ever want

>not Dr. Milfy

Your opinion really doesn't have a leg to stand on

>Chrissy never got the threesome

10/10 breeding sow

>not paula garces flaunting her tight ass on the construction site

You can't be serious. Early on she had too much babyfat, but the last two seasons she was a 10/10. That striptease she did for her boyfriend was quite boner-inducing

this is the correct answer

I think Gloria was my favorite.

Bottom tier goomar. Valentina was better, and Irina better than both

NOBODY'S GOT AUTISM

Who /D-girl/ here?

>no Irina

Shit taste all of you fanooks.

Wasn't she on The Shield?

why did all the goomahs had mental issues?
is this what women actually are?

She was so crazy it turned me on. Could probably have gotten her to suck her own ass juice off his salame if he wanted.

Tony was attracted to women that were like his mother

sopranosautopsy.com/season-3-2/amour-fou-3-12/

There's some good stuff on this site about Gloria in particular

>I missed you To'nnyeh

...

i loved that she couldn't act for shit.

the kind of women that seek out gangsters to date are probably a little off mentally, i think it's fair to say.

Nope, just a woman.

YOU KNOW WHO'S TURNING INTO A LITTLE MINK? THAT MEADOW SOPRANO

Charmaine > moody bitch Meadow

Pretty much, apart from girl next door types but even they have their moments.

Charmaine was a bitch. She kept bullying based Artie

Tina Francesca

Because Artie had delusions of grandeur and she was trying to tell him to know his place.

He didn't have illusions of grandeur, she was just (purportedly) worried about him getting involved with Tony

But is there even one scene of Charmaine being nice to Artie in the entire series? It's like bitch bitch bitch divorce proposition

Charmaine is the voice of reason in the entire show

Artie is a weak, depressed spineless man lacking the charisma or balls to be the man he wants to be

But Artie wants to be a chef/have a restaurant. He doesn't want to be a mobster. He wanted to upscale his business a couple of times and failed, but he remains the owner of a high-class restaurant. Hardly "spineless" if you actually try

His failure is his inability to find true love (which is also everyone's problem in the show except maybe Johnny Sack's) and his vanity getting the best of him often (self-conscious about being balding, putting the earring back after breaking up with Charmaine, etc.). He's still relatable being one of least sociopathic character in the entire show which actually earns his living honestly

?

Artie is consistently attempting to work with the mob throughout the series, only Charmaine stops him from doing so. Charmaine is the one that wants the honest life. She had a fling with Tony in High School and decided that the mob life "wasn't for her". She's the only inherently good character on the show (aside from Bobby maybe).

There's an entire episode about Artie "falling in love" with Adriana in season three because he really wants the mob life for himself. He's jealous of Tony's crew, tries to put money on the street, tries to go into business with Tony creating a Satriale's branded sauce, lends money to that French guy pretending to be connected etc.

All these propositions were straight joints (Like the pizzeria which Richie's long-time associate owned). Being helped financially by Tony is not a crime. He never once expressed the desire to actually be made or even part of a crew

Artie wanted real acceptance and a real relationship. The plot goes back to him shooting for that (and failing) incredibly often for a reason. His major concern in life wasn't getting whacked or busted by the feds and thus being unable to provide, it was just finding himself

Artie only wants to fuck bitches.

Nope. Just a typical idiot from NJ.

and that pic is AFTER her nose job

Takes off belt...
Beats Zellman down with it.

who was that one Russian/Polack/Czech girl that Tony was fucking early in the seasons?

Irina was played by two different actresses.

The first one was a blonde.

The brunette they finally settled on was way hotter.

because he was more alpha than you, faggot.

Bloody onion rings why?

Yep. That's why.

best waifu

>her father abandoned her
>Chrissy was the cool gangster badboy with the connections
>she's a druggy too
>Chrissy isn't that bad looking
>she grew up around gangster her whole life and feels comfortable around them

Why was he so fixated on the Kennedy assassination?

What's showing on the tv??

did they recast her in the 6th season for the other Puerto Rican whoo-wah who ended up being AJ's gf? or was the other girl just a completely different character?

I know they re-casted a few actresses throughout the show

>Barbara Soprano
>Chrissy's mom

"I'm getting such a belleeee!"

Junkie rat desu senpai

Who is the woman on the left in that pic?

who was the lesbian tennis instructor

...It's fucking Adriana. Girl from OP's pic

Someone photoshop Junkrat onto the OP picture

>Tfw you realize Chrissy and Adriana finally seemed really happy and in love after the Tony incident

Then she had to fuck everything up


Also why the fuck did she want to fuck Tony? Seemed out of no where.

>tfw Artie and Charmaine had a kid who they neglected for years after her coach molested her friend.

Probably the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Quite possible it was the Gulf War. Can't really recall in which season that scene happened.

>sick undercover on chrissie
>chrissie plays moves
>foils cops plans

what a fuckin connoisseur this guy

seeTony was the ultimate Alpha and the father figure she never had. Adrianna has daddy issues and is attracted to wealth and power

Suck the giblets off my giblato

Suck the piss from my spleen

Adriana wasn't exactly a druggie. Sure, she liked drugs and did a lot of them, but she wasn't an addict. Druggie implies something that isn't Adriana.

>uses drugs doesn't mean druggie
u wot?
she might not be an addict but she was a druggie. she had multiple dealers and even Chrissy called her out for doing drugs around him when he was trying to get clean.

This one's better...

So you are telling me that is why out of nowhere she is all of a sudden attracted to Tony?

Druggie implies impurity.

best girls where the assistant to film or dunno that Chris banged (cute redhead) and the one that Tony was when he had peyote and played casino after Chris dies

It's called being the main character. A lot of people were inexplicably attracted to Tony. Very attractive women who didn't know he was de facto boss of NJ somehow falling for this fat balding guy like he was super attractive or something. Gloria Trillo for example, only found out what he did for a living later

she started spending more alone time with Tony when he started hanging out at the club. She even says something like "I wish I had a father like you" and Tony even tells Dr. Milfy he knew she was attracted to him because she saw him as a father figure due to her never having a father around

D-Girl was top tier

she was impure
>lost her virginity before marriage
>had an abortion
>coke whore
>drank whine in front of Chrissy when he was trying to get clean

fucking impure whooowah

jew.

Nuff said.

>sucked Penn Jillette's dick in a bathroom

she was so classy and smart which made her so fucking sexy

also I loved the fact she didn't wear a shit ton of makeup
of course she was a jew tho

She had BPD.

Her acting was disgusting.

Okay so another question Christopher had to know they were about to fuck and just took Tony B's bullshit excuse of no seatbelt so no BJ because he didn't want to die correct? Why did he even stay with Ade after that?

She has really admirably fathomable bazummers.

You missed that part? It's implied he helped with the assassination and is constantly worried that it's going to come back and get him arrested

lol no it isn't, Kennedy is just a hero of his

Someone has obviously never seen this show it's pretty obvious

Because if he left Ade, it would be proof to everyone that she gave Tony a bj.
That would destabilize Tony's family and the Soprano mob family.

It's the same reason Tony let Uncle June live and let Uncle June keep the title of Boss. If Tony would have killed Uncle June, everyone would know his own Uncle and Mother planned his assassination. Since they lived, they can keep the front it was a carjacking.

Same reason they killed Patsy's brother from running his mouth. Notice how everyone stopped talking about in public that his mom and uncle setting him up after they made up. Also, no one talked about Tony and Ade hooking up after Chrissy and Tony made up.

It is never implied that he had anything to do it, you're retarded

this

What was his fucking problem?

Good response. You think New York would have taken Chrissy out along with Bobby and Sil? Or do you think they would have went to him to try to take out Tony? I always figured Christopher was doomed even if Tony never took him out, because Phil more than likely would have.

>You think New York would have taken Chrissy out along with Bobby and Sil?
yeah they didn't know he was on outs with Tony.
Phil wanted to kill Chrissy before anyone after his brother was killed since he new that was Tony's favorite at the time

Only way I could have seen him somehow getting out alive would be NY knowing he is a loose cannon and trying to play up the fact that Bobby essentially absorbed his role. But, that's all irrelevant due to Tony being an impulsive prick.

I spoke to his unit commander... Nobody likes the guy. He's a goddamned rabble rouser. The guy's depressed or something. He's all wound up. They think he might have some serious mental problems.

funny how at the end of the ep Zellman and Tony are at Dinner and the councilman says he can reassign the cop and tony being tony says "you know what, fuck him", classic T

Because Kennedy, the Irish mobster from the Irish mobster family, was elected POTUS and Uncle Junior felt an affinity for him.

I've always wondered whether Meadow's charcoal briquette fucked her that time she showed up at his dorm room.

She was always depressed before... then after that visit she got real cheery.