So. You've come all the way to my lair. I must say I'm impressed that you've made it this far, but this where your journey ends.
Fight!
HP/500
Dubs: a hit! Dubs subtracted from HP
Trips: Heal! Trips heal by 25% of trips point value
Quad: Special Attack! Reroll and last two digits are what's removed.
No go! Before all hope is lost
Explained:
Dubs 55, he loses 55pts
Trips: 222, he gains back 55pts
Quads: refill and get 97, he loses 97 pts
nothing personal, kid.
You missed! No damage taken
I will miss this shot
Correct! No damage done. Try again!
Hai-yah!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You jumped right past him! No damage done!
"Is this all you pathetic weaklings have!"
He gets on his mobility cart and starts wheeling across the warehouse. Go after him!
Reloaded and ready to miss again
You almost got him! Don't worry, even if you did his HP can't go higher than 500.
With a slow motion Matrix style maneuver he slinks off his cart and halfway rolls onto his side.
He's vulnerable! Singles can attack, but only last digit is observed
not so fast kitaya
Fuck, last mag. This will result in failure. The boss is too strong
Strap on dragon dildo
>ENGAGE
is he a potato
You hit him for -3 points taking advantage of his vulnerability
DIRECT HIT!
HP/ 442
Oh shit I hit him, covering fire!
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FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
Right in the dick.
Captcha: coxcatalan basilic
check these trips!
MAXIMUM DAMNAGE
You had one job.
O n e j o b
Placing some butter fried sweet buns to lure the fucker
Nice dubs!
A direct hit! However your attack was deflected as your hand just slips across his greasy flop sweat
Knifefight
Hermie will save us!
You fools are powerless against me!
Failure is on the way, we can't beat him
Hermie has failed us
DIE FATTY REEEEEEEEEEEE
PRAISE KEK
reroll
Fucking dieeeee
allahu akbar
Arrrgh
Rool
Im running low on stamina..
Rolling for poison damage
DOUBLE HIT
We have been damned to a dubless death.
I'm gonna go see if I can kick him
rip
Roll
Goddamn it
fugg
roll...
I GOT HIM I GOT HIM
360 noscope
Direct hit!
HP/431
"Nooo!"
Fingerguns always work
OP come back, we need his health stats
fuggg
Take this
kill
CRITICAL HIT!!
HP/354
This will be my final shot, good luck bredren
take dis titay slap
CHARGING DIET AND EXERCISE BEAM! 0% SO FAR
I've been training years for this!
"Ooof! That's my titty!"
HP/288
I wish to call upon my summon. May I?
DICK SLAP ATTACK
10%
50%
gn fatty
Notices enemy.
OwO
What's this?
I've torched so many gooks, this will be no competition. I won't even remember hearing his and his children's screams as I burn their village and see them die in slow horrible agony with their skin beginning to peel off slightly from the heat.
SENT OUT A PRE DISTRUCTION BEAM, DID SOME DAMAGE! 90% SO FAR
rolllllll
Your dick hits him right into his belly button and knocks him back.
"You....you're stronger than I thought!"
HP/211
99%
Rolling for 99.
Motherfucker, looks like I'm a deficit to the fight and my mental state gg no re. But hey trips
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Direct hit!
HP/189
Shit turds fatone
100% ABOUT TO FIRE!
RELEAAE THE BEAM
PRAISE SOLAR
I summon a rather large white man! Attack!
so close
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DICK UPPERCUT
I summon the helicopter
HEAL!!
He reaches for a double quarter pounder and with mayo and ketchup dripping down his bare chest he takes a mighty bite.
HP/381
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rolling! anyone know how much HP is left?
FLYING DICK COPTER
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>Planting the bomb
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no, rush b.
Shows titties
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beep
Magic missile!
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Minigun bullet calibur not high enough to pierce his blubbery hide, low damage