I have two girlfriends, does this make me a chad?

I have two girlfriends, does this make me a chad?

You're a faggot.

OP is definitely a faggot.

Nah, it makes you a double cuck

jesus dude do you think thats how people actually talk?

Chads don't fuck band girls.

At best you're a musical theater-loving cuckdyke.

Yes

This reads like a twelve year old tried to write a porn script.

second this

She's only one of them.

Lmao true but I don't care.

you need to quit watching so much porn and engage with other people outside

"I wanna cum ON you"
"I want you to cum IN me babe"

Run dude

all i can say is you took an L

>girlfriend meme

You mean fuckbuddy

Stop the virtue signaling you pathetic peice of shit, dont call her your "girlfriend", you dont really care about her, you just want to show off so no one thinks you are a degenerate, which sharing her on the internet automatically makes you. this is why love is dead and bullshit if it ever really existed

Go fuck yourself

Fucking virgin.

I bet you don't know the difference between your elbow and your asshole...

a band geek that wants you to get them pregnant. gl with that capt faggot

This is a conversation between a cringy wannabe chad and himself when he responds on his other phone. This is what people think dirty talk sounds like.

nice dude drink squirt

hear* please double check your grammar, for it is a turn off that is scientifically proven by aperture science labs.

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fucking hell why did you say "you" so many times in the first sentence? You sound like a retard who can't form a sentence without it sounding like it came out of a 5th grader's mouth

This is autism. You have Autism. Id say the girl has autism too but you''re the one pretending to be a girl texting yourself.