Bongs think sturridge is a world class striker

>bongs think sturridge is a world class striker

wew

fairly sure its mainly delusional liverpool fans

deffo not world class on his own because he lacks that finishing that Suarez, Costa etc.. have.
He complicates too much inside the box, and his timing isn't as good.

But when you pair him up with another striker he is brilliant.
He showed how good he is in a system with 2 upfront. He and Suarez where amazing together.

no one thinks this

he's like third choice for liverpool and third choice for england

he is still pretty good though

They also think Hart is a world class goalkeeper too, you know?

I thought his finishing was his strong aspect

What do Germans know of strikers?

apologize.

I'm sorry Poland

It was, until he had about 4 injuries in a row and is became scared to kick the ball.

KEK

>bongs think henderson is a world class midfielder

(He's not)

He might actually be the most UNDER-rated player the Bongs have had since maybe Emile Heskey desu

le dabbin'chimp

His hair and beard really piss me off. Stop and look at that image for 20 seconds and try not to form a negative opinion of him as a person.

you're right.

You now remember Kane and people thinking Kane was a good striker.

Same here, I just want to punch him.

Kane is a good striker. 20+ goals in two seasons and consistently scores for England. He's just injured mate.

Stat paddling is a good skill for a footballer too.

He used to be, but is not anymore.

When he's fit, which is never. So no, we don't

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>germastans think turning their country muslim is a great idea
Wew

You don't read Sup Forums very often, do you?

On Liverpool fans and or shitposters do.

He looks like a pencil with a rubber (eraser for Americlaps) on the top.

fuck, they even called Welbeck the new Henry

BTFO

>you will never be this fat and autistic

They did the same for Martial. Everybody is the next X. Barkley was the next Zidane, for example.

too bad they all end up to be the next Jermaine Pennant