/brit/

last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like you

edition

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I've realised something. I have an addiction to /brit/. I can't stop browsing this board. I follow EVERY thread. I post in most of them. You've probably replied to me many times. And guess what? I'm fucking sick of it. Endless name calling. People calling eachother rorke or rasheed. Or worse still, hurling racially charged epithets at one another. The hatposting in response to anything reasonable being said. The descriptions of mundane daily activities-such as using the toilet or masturbating. The achingly stupid discussion over politics-which most of you hold only a surface level understanding of. Yet, many of you hold views at one extreme or the other. And finally, the utter disdain for reading anything longer than 1 line due to your pathetically short attention spans. Often you reply simply with "shan't". I can't believe I ever posted here.

anime lads get the fuck in here

Feel like I'm over-stressing things at work

Everything seems like a world-ending issue and not getting things perfect hits me has me panicking about being sacked. But I'm a junior manager paid 30-ish grand a year, so anything I'm responsible for can't be all THAT important in the grand scheme of things.

Right?

shant

how do i stop being angry all the time

Funny, isn't it

anime nonces fuck off

anime is for strokey nonces

already sick to death of that fucking song

Turn up for the girls

Turn up for the boys

Turn up for the club

Turn up on the drugs

Turn up on the molly

Turn up on the xan

Turn up on the perky

Give it to my man

not really

ted heath was a wrong un

four on the floor, distortion
selling water at a rave, extortion

where do you lads get your news from?

me:

>order-order
>the express
>russia today UK
>BBC news
>westmonster

pulled some pork lads

mandy
dance music
cute girls

every day discovering something brand new

Better than his other one

Or the 14 others that now inhabit our Top 20

Seriously, he has 16 of the top 20 slots

It's fucking bonkers

bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/singles

SHUT UP YOU GINGER WANKSTAIN BELLSNIFFS

infowars
dredge report
breitbart

oh cheeky cheeky
oh naughty sneaky

make sure to do a bremain if you can

>I'd tell all my friends but they'd never believe me
>they'd think that I'd finally lost it completely
>I'd show them the stars
>and the meaning of life
>they'd shut me away
>but I'd be alright

telesur
RT
telegraph

what do you call a muslim in space?

t. tarquin wittock

need fresh crew pls

mongs need not apply

bit mad that the titanic wreck wasn't located until 1985

what server lad

will unironically join

reuters
guardian
aj
rt
haaretz
bbc

one less to worry about

dailystormer
Breitbart online
infowars full stop dot see oh em
Russia Today
Memri TV
Buzzfeed
Various youtube political commentators and philosophers, such as Milo or Rogan

Went on a "ciggie and drifting" drive with my lad in his E34

vapourised

still hopping around, you in the /brit/ steam group?

Lads it's not gay to fuck trans, right?

Hypothetically speaking, of course. She's got a woman's body and she's exactly a woman, so it's not weird to fuck a trans, right?

unironically:

my twitter feed
bbc app
Sup Forums
the spectator

>bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/singles
ffs galway girl isn't even his song, it's a cover of an irish song which is itself a cover of a song written by an american country singer

did you suck him off? I know how gay you stancefaggots are

>this post

>/brit/ steam group

not a fan 2bh lad

An alien threat

we've established this ages ago, of course not

patrician list

>russia today
>order-order
>the express
>westmonster
>al jazeera
>drudge report
>inforwars
>telesur
>RT


do NOT visit these fake news websites, hope you lads are joking

ft
Birmingham post
BBC

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hasn't been touched in 3 years

just so I can add you easier

>he doesn't want people to hear his virgin voice

fuck off swiss yank

you arent irish

How did an aspie nonce get to be PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Heath#Sexuality

t. Rasheed

nothing wrong with aj or rt
just have to read them as blatantly in favour of what they're in favour of

>haaretz
>guardian

Hahaha chill
Not stanced 100% just lowered a slight bit
I never sucked anybody off they suck me off

Everyday I'm shufflin

doing absolutely rank farts

entire room is just ponging of rotten egg

the BBC is just as biased as RT

bloomberg view
vox
twitter
the economist
Sup Forums

It's not that Galway Girl

Sup Forums

why is imogen poots a meme?
she's not even that attractive

you know that's bollocks

bit gay

unironically get around 99% of my news from the bbc news website

This, the other 1% comes from Sup Forums.

abovetopsecret.com
conspiracy theory facebook pages
pol
/x/

its not that bad until they do a piece on something you have niche knowledge about and you realise they are clueless

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Admitt you are so desprate you would let a twink suck you off

both solid newspapers
haaretz is a bit hyperbolic but you would be

bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-36765111
love the bbc (big black cock)

Evening Standard for Spurs news
The Metro if I'm catching the train in the morning
Daily Mail if I happen to walk past the kitchen table and my mum has put it down
8chn, BBC and Google when on the computer
BBC when in work because it's not blocked

>John Malkovich isn't Jewish

WTF????????????

Gustav II Adolf (9 December 1594 – 6 November 1632) was the King of Sweden from 1611 to 1632.

Gustavus Adolphus inherited three wars from his father when he ascended the throne.

Within only a few years of his accession, Sweden had become the largest nation in Europe.

In March 1632, he invaded Bavaria and forced the withdrawal of his Catholic opponents.

He sought a political solution that would preserve the existing structure of Protestant states in Germany.

Gustavus is reported to have entered battle without wearing any armor, proclaiming, "The Lord God is my armor!"

He was known by the epithets "The Golden King" and "The Lion of the North" by neighboring sovereigns.

Daily Mail
Guardian
Telegraph
Independent
Sup Forums
Reddit
WaPo
Breitbart
BBC
RT

Workplace stress is a killer.

Our bodies are not designed for prolonged stress.

When we're overly stressed our fight or flight mechanism kicks in.

This causes hormonal deficiencies and imbalances.

My dad has been so stressed at work he has to get testosterone injections.

The testosterone deficiency he has has caused him to be severely depressed and suicidal.

Unfortunately people never have enough leisure time to find ways to cope with stress.

Todays economy has people working 9 and a half hour days while taking their work home with them.

Eventually they reach deep into their middle age and don't have anything to show for it. Just endless stress and expenses.

wahey yiddo yiddo

just remembered youtube and ASMR exists. time to relax

>blogs
"no"

It's enough to be able to see through the bullshit they write in the news articles.

refugees are welcome here
(if they smash in my bollocks)

Good on ye la, how do you think >we'll do tomorrow laddo?

Update: I showered and then shit and shaved at the same time

The poo hurt my bum

doing alright for the old (You)s this thread lads aha

Fuck off. You don't speak for the UK.

no but I'd let a tranny succ me

Used to read the Telegraph quite a lot.

It got a bit stupid after the financial crisis because they predicted the EU was going to fall next week and have been doing so for about 9 years now.

Radical centrist as fuck

REMINDER that the UK should have never followed the yanks into Afghanistan.

Literally had no place there, the Taliban government were toppled in November 2001 and from then on it was just a wild goose chase for bin Laden led by the yanks, as well as them investing hundreds of billions into the new Afghan state to fund the military, education and social projects, ONLY to lose more and more ground to the Taliban which the yanks and brits had won during the Herrick ops in the mid to late 2000's. Now Afghanistan is seeing a resurgence in its huge drug problem and life for the average person has barely improved since the days of the Taliban rule.

REMINDER that the UK spent hundreds of millions to build Camp Bastion in Helmand Province, and now most of Helmand, including the main areas (Musa Qala, Girishk, Sangin, Nawzad and Kajaki) which UK troops died to protect from the Taliban, are firmly back in control of the Taliban.

REMINDER that the UK entering Afghanistan in 2001 was a worse mistake than the UK entering Iraq in 2003.

Everyone always screams about how big a mistake the Iraq war was or some shit, but the intervention in Afghanistan was just pissing away money (literal trillions of dollars) for nothing, all while Osama himself was chilling in Pakistan.

REMINDER that the UK should stop being a slave to the yanks.

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En tid styrd av mörker och krig,
En legend beskriver ett lejon
Den besten tar form av en man
Med en dröm att den skall bli sann

I just refresh the BBC news page once an hour and have the AP app on my phone for notifications desu

A-a-ah work out

>life for the average person has barely improved since the days of the Taliban rule.

there's one reason we were in Afghanistan, and yet almost nobody knows about it


globalresearch.ca/the-spoils-of-war-afghanistan-s-multibillion-dollar-heroin-trade/91

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>globalresearch.ca

shan't

Absolutely knackered lads but I always feel like I'm not getting the most out of my day if I go to bed early

i don't know sorry i just don't want to reply to this post at the moment i don't feel ok