YOU CAN'T WATCH A 15 RATED MOVIE IN THE UK IF YOU ARE UNDER 15 EVEN IF YOU GO WITH AN ADULT

>YOU CAN'T WATCH A 15 RATED MOVIE IN THE UK IF YOU ARE UNDER 15 EVEN IF YOU GO WITH AN ADULT


HOLY SHIT! WHAT A BUNCH OF KEKS!!

feel sorry for u since you wont be able to enter the theater.

Fucking Britain why won't they just die

CUHRAAAAAAAAZY

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How is the American system of either it being for 13, R or NC17s better?

15??!?!?!

MOMS GONNA FREAK!!!!!

Because we're not obese and riddled with health problems like you Yanks are.

>he actually wants whiny teenage underageb& and screaming kids running around the cinema while he's trying to enjoy his kino
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Well that's kind of the point of having cutoff points.

...

You can go into an R movie with a parent senpai

>You can go into an R movie with a parent senpai
How is that a good thing? It just leads to moronic rednecks using horror movies as babysitters.

MUM'S GONNA LOSE THE PLOT

>be me, a British Gentlemen on holiday in USA
>go to watch an R rated film
>"with an R rating thankfully there will be no obnoxious children destroying my kino experience"
>Cinema is full of hyperactive 12 year olds with their "dont give a fuck" parents.

so your rating system is actually pointless?

kids stay home.

This is not a flick, this is kino

NC-17 is the rating you are looking for.

>has rating that makes sense
>we don't have to worry when watching a film like the wolf of wall street that some 5 yr old kid might start throwing a tantrum in the theatre
>don't have to deal with preteens laughing and talking the whole way through
>butthurt americans get mad

Who goes to the movies while vacationing abroad?

>britcucks

All of us watched R rated movies when we were like 13 dude and we all turned out fine, sorta

>Sup Forums is actually 15
yeah I thought so

You do have to worry about random things like ninjas and neck snapping being edited out.

>NC-17
>aka dead-on-arrival since most cinemas won't even screen films with this rating unless they're porno cinemas
>meanwhile, in glorous bongland, we don't let little kids ruin our kino experiences in the first place
Why is America so shit?

to be fair america sounds like the shittiest vacation possible and why he'd even go is the better question

Yes, that was exactly my point. Not "little kids and loudmouthed teenagers fucking ruin the cinema experience for everyone else and should be kept the hell away from everything that isn't marketed directly at them" - my concern was clearly the mental stability of the children.
>Americans are literally defending their bonkers system

no we don't, you guys have to worry about that
15-rated films are still profitable because highschoolers are more likely to want to watch them to exercise their newfound ability and hopefully grab a sneak peak at some tits
(American Pie and all those films were rated 15 for example)

Deadpool had Morena Baccarin's tits in the UK (even if only briefly)
I hear you americans had that shit edited out

Well we're here in the same board so

>americans talking about age restrictions
>when they cant buy beer before they are 30 or something

and I take the same commute to the city working as an intern as the bankers do so

good. children shouldn't be exposed to bad meme movies

No, you absolutely do. I downloaded a torrent of Street Fighter and it turned out to be the British version. They literally edited out Raul Julia snapping people's necks. The UK is too much of a baby country to handle uncut Street Fighter.

Who cares about people under 15?

>America: Land of the Free
>where they sell guns specifically for children's use
>where you can't have sex until you're 18, the same age you can be sent overseas to die for your country
>and where you can't buy an alcoholic beverage until you're 21, 3 years after you can be in a porno
>what a country

>caring about movie rating
underage pls go

>being this mad about living on a small ass island with a shit military and dirty teeth

kek, we could bomb your entire shithole in 3 seconds. dont forget who runs this world

Did you know people still try and seriously defend Florida as a holiday destination?
If I wanted to be eaten alive by swamp-dwelling insects on a shitty roller coaster while surrounded by fat illegible morons I'd go to M&D's Scotland's Theme Park.

>dont forget who runs this world
Your masters?

>ratings
>hollywood
>mpaa
>journalism
>critics
>2016
This is why it all deserves to fail

>every time

>kek, we could bomb your entire shithole in 3 seconds

No you couldn't. Your Muslim President with a Tranny wife would not allow such a haram attack on us.

>60% white country talking shit about a 93% white country

Lol fuck off back to your ghetto, Tyrone.

>this one example of a videogame is proof that the entire country has everything edited
Coming from the same country where the book "A Clockwork Orange" had the entire last chapter removed because Americans couldn't be trusted with it.
A fucking book.

The same country where cable channels won't show any nudity in fear of upsetting parents. Meanwhile, in the UK, our tax-funded channel, the BBC, shows nudity literally all the time because we're not children scared of sex

I guess they are all worried that young kids are going to turn into an evil Joker

YESSS THANK GOD!!!! YOU WONT RUIN MY CINEMA EXPERIENCE AGAIN KIDS.

ITT
>butthurt americans jealous that us brits get to experience kino uninterrupted by screaming children

>''''''''''land of the free''''''''''
>foreskins, kinder eggs and alcohol not included

FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH ASS BASTARD NIGGER LOVER CUNT FUCK SUCK MY DICK WHILE I DEVOUR YOUR TITS IM GONNA SLICE UP YOUR VAG WITH MY PENIS PENCIL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

inb4 this post shocks americans because they don't know what swearing sounds like anymore, without the tv men telling them whats what.

I'm american I lived in london for a bit and it was the nicest place ever senpai. I want to go back

ITT
>butthurt bongs jealous that us americans get to experience a country where government censorship is unconstitutional

>where government censorship is unconstitutional

Europoor here. have been in about 15 states while and florida was by far the best.

London is a shithole compared to the rest of the country, to be honest.

Avoid Scotland, and you've got a 93% white country, filled with cheap booze and absolutely no niggers.

Great times.

>amerilards think preventing 3 yr-olds from watching violent films in public classes as censorship
TOP KEK M8

The only "good" part of the country is the home countries. Everything else is post-industrial shithole tier.

>Avoid Scotland

why abdul

>Scotland: 96% white
>England: 85% white

What, Britain is one of the fattest countries in the world.

>Europe's fattest women

>bribongs BTFO

how does it feel knowing we could wipe you off the planet in literally a few minutes? your military is a joke.

>moron brits set up colony
>residents of that colony armed with sticks take over
>push britfags out even tho theres more land
>america literally cucked the brits out of their own country

kek

>your military is a joke.

Because you cucks cried for years about
>GIBE FREEEEEEEDOM

Then we let you have a referendum, and you voted No.

You voted No to fucking freedom.

And then when we decide to Brexit, you all throw your toys out the pram and start screaming
>OK NOW WE'RE LEAVING

You are now, and forever will be our bitch. You absolute weakling of a country. Go eat a battered mars bar, shoot some heroin and stab your nan, you skirt wearing faggot.

I don't like cities but compared to american cities its nice as fuck.

>your military is a joke.

Didn't you faggots get beaten in by a bunch of Vietnamese farmers?

Like, actual peasant farmers.

And then, you invade Iraq or whatever shithole middle East country, and they send shit tons of your troops home in body bags, while the best you can do is bomb civilians?

You guys suck at war.

your daughter comes home smelling of curry lol

Goodbye shekels

Because I'd take multicultural normal people over white heroin addicts any day
t. half-scottish

Your daughter comes home smelling of heroin and shame.

>This exact Scot poster will vote "No" in his next independence referendum

Remember Scotcuck, you're here forever.

Immediately makes seeing the film a more enticing prospect as no screaming whelps is always a plus in my book

That said obviously this could hurt its box office performance in the UK, though I'm not sure if really young kids are dying to see this one anyway.

The only two heavy hitters in the film are Joker and Batman but I'm fairly certain the film will be surprisingly light on both despite their prominence in the marketing so far.

The age restriction is for the sake of the adults.

>flick
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Brexit seems to be going great for the UK...right Sup Forums?
top kuk

Filmmakers, Jews etc.

can't really be more shameful than giving birth to a paki LOL

at least you've got a few brown nephews to molest now lol

Only because your have to spend your food budget on a licence to watch TV.

>we
Holy kek! Good fucking goy!

>This Scotcuck, despite being the most leftist region in the UK, somehow thinks shooting heroin and being a junky is not as bad as a woman giving birth

Oh you Scots, when will you learn?

Don't worry mate. You'll be free one day. Right? You won't be our bitches forever, right?

>multicultural normal people

being a paki isn't normal.

unless you're an englander.

>RIGHT THAT'S IT, WE'RE REALLY LEAVING THIS TIME.

Says the Scotsman, high on heroin and fleeing police capture from stabbing an elderly woman (who was also high on heroin) to death.

Shag your sheep one more time before they throw you in prison m8. They don't even do battered mars bars there! Its not humane at all!

>giving birth to a paki is perfectly normal in england

i like how you keep posting reaction images instead of trying to counter my points.

because they're all true.

Nah instead your women are riddled with explosive belts LUL

>being high on heroin is worse than being a cuck to pakistan

engpaki logic people

And you britcucks got beat by us, so think about where that places you

Points? What points?

All I see is the deranged shouting of a heroin addict wearing a skirt, sorry, "kilt".

So when you gonna have your next referendum, claim you're leaving, then your entire population votes "No, we like being bottom bitches" again?

Last time was funny as fuck.

>be born in england
>100% chance of having paki genes

That's a movie, chief. Also, the last chapter of A Clockwork Orange was rubbish. His character turns a 180. He gives up ultraviolence, wants to settle down with a woman, and he carries a fucking picture of a baby around with him.

>man from pakistan who owns a deli and the flat above it and is supporting his family
vs
>white neet shitposter who lives in his mum's basement

Yeah, I'd rather be friends with the former

Fuck, trips.

You win.

Good luck in next referendum, chap.

>mfw you leave the union soon
Can't wait to see the back of you workshy communist fucks.

I don't get why this is still an issue. I can't tell you the last time I heard someone refer to a film's rating IRL. I couldn't tell you the ratings of anything I've seen in 10+ years. Who still buys into the MPAA? Who's giving it power?

well, you are an englander with a brown baby after all LOL

>english fans raped by russians
>english players raped by iceland
>english girls raped by brown men

absolute pottery

4/10
here's your (you)

>Projecting your fetishes THIS hard

Holy shit you are mentally ill.

>dude alcohol lmao
>man sex rofl
kys

Brits lacks concept of free speech.
They are pathetic people only fit to serve moralizing authoritarians.

>MFW we leave
>MFW pakistan now has legal claim over engistan and wales
>MFW you become the islamic north korea of western europe.

>this much projection
user, where did they touch you?

>daughter halfing her life and becoming a numb useless shell is better be-because you... you... BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BIRTH SOMEONE WITH DIFFERENT COLOR! Yeah! That proves we are a better country, r-right guuise?
You are like a child laughing at bypassers while you squirm in a mudpit

>you are mentally ill
>pakistani men are allowed to rape our english women, it's only logical

WEW LAD

>Holy shit you are mentally ill.
This is normal behaviour for the average Scottish subhuman.

>dude my country doesn't trust me to act like an adult until I'm 21 XD
what's it like being a statecuck?

>alcohol
>adult
no really
hang yourself

>there are more mosques in england than the entire middle east

makes you think