User we got a tip that you have dubs

user we got a tip that you have dubs.

Not me sir, I'm clean, you can check.

what, me have dubs ?

You're kidding yourself I've done nothing wrong officer !

I assure you that I have no dubs in my possession. See for yourself.

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I'm clean officer, ever since I left prison

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DinDu Nuffin officer

I think you've got the wrong man

I am not harboring any illegal dubs, officer

am I being detained?

But is not possible, it's not mine.

Pull me over man im sober, nothing here but chips and soda.

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What say words on face?

No officer, it goes 'Hi, how are you'

no

Me? Never

Roll

Rollin

Eat my dubs coppa
*drives away slowly*

No dubs here

I had some earlier but i swear that was it

don't see any dubs here

*lights up a zoot* nah no dubs here officer

Im clean

I'm just holding them for a friend I swear

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its in estonian, drive sober

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No problem here, officer.

But...but...I got papers

I am clean officer but you can shoot me anyways

fuck you pig

no dubs here

fuck im so dead

sorry officer