Ok Sup Forums, I will grant you any wish on the condition that in exactly one year, the opposite will happen

Ok Sup Forums, I will grant you any wish on the condition that in exactly one year, the opposite will happen.

What is your wish?

I wish to get laid.

I die in private

Simple, I'd wish for 10 million dollars, by the end of the year I should be able to at least double it, if not more. Then give the 10 million back

>he thinks he can double ten million dollars

Lol

I wish for 200 million dollars. I'd like a challenge in doubling it in a year so I don't go broke.

Some runecrafting XP boii, them sweet sweet double nats

I wish to be mortal.

by get laid you mean put a dick in a girl?
if the opposite happens wont you get a dick in you?
whats the point in dying for 1 year?
not hard just invest it...
idk about doubling it though but at least make a million
what if you become a jellyfish?
if i wish i was sick...in a year will i become completely healthy?

I wish I was a lonely poor faggot with bad skin and social anxiety

The genie can't grant wishes that don't change anything.

i wish my cock would refrain from doubling in size specifically.

I want to still be alive.

I wish niggers can't think about suicide.

+1300xp in Herblaw skill

I wish to lose the world's largest power ball jackpot

675 Herblore exp please

REKT
>/THREAD

So you win the world's smallest powerball jackpot?

Wish that i had the winning tickets for the 5 biggest lotto tickets. In a year I guess i get 5 losing tickets.

I win.

>The genie can't grant wishes that don't change anything
>shit Genie is shit

>"heres your half a dollar winning sir!"

Ok I wish to win 100 million dollars in the lottery
In a year I will not win 100 million dollars in the lottery, and I'm sure I'll get over that.

lose unfame

niggers tongue my anus

>675 Herblore exp please
Fuck me my sides just became lvl 99 Strength and went into orbit

to not roll septuples

I want to not be eternal God emperor of the universe

I wish that I was immortal.

neoliberalism to be wordlwide

I won't fly to Chicago.

Nooo, do 1 million, then put into a savings account with a high interest rate. By the end of the year you'll have at least a few million to depend on. Doubling is much more difficult

I wish for nothing.

To get trips

To be unknown for bad music

To get singles once.

Stock market crash

Give me quads genie!

i want to die

So close!

If the wish lasts for life after the first year then.

I wish to be unhappy.

If i can keep away the noose for a year then i will have true happiness for the rest of my days and thats enough

And then user was a zombie.

What a useless fucking genie. I wish for you to immediately die. See you in a year, bitch.

Checked

I wish to be poor. Now in a year I'll be rich.

let y be the year in which the transaction takes place. (by the gregorian calendar)

I get - (y - 2016)^y USD on my account.

(yeah, I could optimize in order to make it 0 this year, but I'm willing to invest at least a bit)

>My dick gets 1/2 as big

trips don't lie. genie is dead faggot