Ok Sup Forums, I will grant you any wish on the condition that in exactly one year, the opposite will happen.
What is your wish?
Ok Sup Forums, I will grant you any wish on the condition that in exactly one year, the opposite will happen.
What is your wish?
I wish to get laid.
I die in private
Simple, I'd wish for 10 million dollars, by the end of the year I should be able to at least double it, if not more. Then give the 10 million back
>he thinks he can double ten million dollars
Lol
I wish for 200 million dollars. I'd like a challenge in doubling it in a year so I don't go broke.
Some runecrafting XP boii, them sweet sweet double nats
I wish to be mortal.
by get laid you mean put a dick in a girl?
if the opposite happens wont you get a dick in you?
whats the point in dying for 1 year?
not hard just invest it...
idk about doubling it though but at least make a million
what if you become a jellyfish?
if i wish i was sick...in a year will i become completely healthy?
I wish I was a lonely poor faggot with bad skin and social anxiety
The genie can't grant wishes that don't change anything.
i wish my cock would refrain from doubling in size specifically.
I want to still be alive.
I wish niggers can't think about suicide.
+1300xp in Herblaw skill
I wish to lose the world's largest power ball jackpot
675 Herblore exp please
REKT
>/THREAD
So you win the world's smallest powerball jackpot?
Wish that i had the winning tickets for the 5 biggest lotto tickets. In a year I guess i get 5 losing tickets.
I win.
>The genie can't grant wishes that don't change anything
>shit Genie is shit
>"heres your half a dollar winning sir!"
Ok I wish to win 100 million dollars in the lottery
In a year I will not win 100 million dollars in the lottery, and I'm sure I'll get over that.
lose unfame
niggers tongue my anus
>675 Herblore exp please
Fuck me my sides just became lvl 99 Strength and went into orbit
to not roll septuples
I want to not be eternal God emperor of the universe
I wish that I was immortal.
neoliberalism to be wordlwide
I won't fly to Chicago.
Nooo, do 1 million, then put into a savings account with a high interest rate. By the end of the year you'll have at least a few million to depend on. Doubling is much more difficult
I wish for nothing.
To get trips
To be unknown for bad music
To get singles once.
Stock market crash
Give me quads genie!
i want to die
So close!
If the wish lasts for life after the first year then.
I wish to be unhappy.
If i can keep away the noose for a year then i will have true happiness for the rest of my days and thats enough
And then user was a zombie.
What a useless fucking genie. I wish for you to immediately die. See you in a year, bitch.
Checked
I wish to be poor. Now in a year I'll be rich.
let y be the year in which the transaction takes place. (by the gregorian calendar)
I get - (y - 2016)^y USD on my account.
(yeah, I could optimize in order to make it 0 this year, but I'm willing to invest at least a bit)
>My dick gets 1/2 as big
trips don't lie. genie is dead faggot