Hey Sup Forums
I've been thinking for a while of getting one of these horse dildos from bad dragon. I just haven't seen any good posts recently on the bad dragon adoptions page for large size.
I already have a medium size which i believe is about 11 inches long, but have been thinking of getting a Large since I can pretty much take the medium balls deep quite easily. I never ran into any problems, though it is the biggest toy I have used
The large is 14 inches long and the base is about the width of a coke can, so it seems like quite a big step up from the medium.
And to everyone who is going to say that I'm gay, or a zoophile: Just so you know, I am neither of those. I am a straight guy who just likes the idea of being bent over by a big fantasy monster creature and used as a servant. Just because someone likes the idea of being handcuffed, doesn't mean they like the idea of going to prison ;). Therefore you can agree dragon dildos =/= zoophilia.
I only have about 8 dildos, all of which are from bad dragon. I wouldn't ever fuck a dildo that looks like a real human penis. Those things are creepy and weird (Uncanny valley).
Thoughts?
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>Thoughts?
You are gay as fuck user.
>And to everyone who is going to say that I'm gay, or a zoophile: Just so you know, I am neither of those. I am a straight guy who just likes the idea of being bent over by a big fantasy monster creature and used as a servant. Just because someone likes the idea of being handcuffed, doesn't mean they like the idea of going to prison ;). Therefore you can agree dragon dildos =/= zoophilia.
tbh in general i agree, but you reek of insecurity
this. that whole fucking sentence is just so pathetic. and the smiley makes me wanna punch OP in the face
buy it. I love porn with girls riding these thing why should guys dont do it
i totally want one, they are so expensive though...
If it make you happy
You're gonna break your butt bro.
Anal is a lot of fun but it needs to be done sparingly and with no larger objects than a human penis.
I was analing myself with a 12 inch dildo one day about 10 years ago and ever since then I've had a slow leak after I poop for about an hour. It's just clear fluid and it doesn't smell shitty but it does smell a bit like ass. I try to only poop at home for this reason.
I still do anal but only with normal sized dildos and only once in a blue moon. It's honestly the greatest sexual pleasure for guys (those prostate orgasms are explosive), but you need to be careful with that shit.
I can only imagine what those extreme insertion porn stars with prolapsed anuses go through. I can only include that they probably have to wear diapers. And likewise OP, if you are sticking something like that up your butt, you're liable to break something....
Don't say you weren't warned.
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if u can take the medium balls deep easily then u can take the L chance almost to the sheath. I went from M to L and now i never touch my M, the L is too fun.
But the head on that thing destroys ur insides quickly, so it feels great but it is INTENSE and i can't last more than 5 minutes of hard riding before its too much
tldr buy it
Is OP going to post a timestamp?
I would like to see a pic of you riding it right now
>I am a straight guy
I got some bad news for you sunshine
idk wtf youre talking about nigger. i ram an xl chance up my arse and ive never had this problem
sounds like you were just too trigger happy and fucked your rectum
Listen to this guy here OP.
Do yourself a favor, wait until they put up an adoption for an UN-flared Chance. The flare on the medium alone rips my ass sometimes, it's just too much to pop in comfortably, for me at least. Once it's in though it's incredible but I dont think it's worth the pain the flare causes to get in.
Just wait. Everyone who gets to crazy on anal eventually gets issues from it.
I've been fisted, pegged, and had big objects in me.... it's enjoyable but not that much more than a regular sized dildo or vibrator. Don't get too crazy on the anal stuff.
You'll break something. Also, you know all those extreme insertion stars with prolapsed anuses. People with prolapsed anuses have fairly major problems with anal leakage and shitting themselves, most are in diapers.
>Mfw my parents found all my gay stuff (Lube, enema, dildos, etc) and threw it out
>Mfw it was like $300
Fuck homophobic parents. I'm 22 ffs. I really gotta move out
12 inches in nothing, you were just a retard and damaged yourself. for reference, the arse is a muscle and clearly youve fucked it in such a way your butt doesnt shut properly. sucks to be you, but dont go blaming your mistakes on anal in general
We couldn't get a naked timestamp of you could we?
>I got some bad news for you sunshine
fucks bitches in the ass, I got some bad news for you faggot..
I haven't shaved in forever, I look like garbage
Well, you can lead a moron to knowledge but you can't make him think.
Like I said earlier, don't say you weren't warned.
Every time I see a thread about extreme insertions I feel obliged to drop the warning, it's always received like this.
Go shave hot stuff I can wait
Is this an alright toy for prostate orgasms? I've heard nothing but "prostate orgasms are the best thing ever!", so I thought I'd try it.
I have 0 attraction to males, and I don't want a 12-inch animal-shaped dildo. I'm just curious what a prostate orgasm feels like.
I KNOW Sup Forums is the best place to ask.
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If you can take the Medium chance easily, the Large will be a comfortable step up.
Personally, I think it's a waste of money to get the same dildo one size up. Exotic-erotics.com has life-cast horse dongs in a wide variety of sizes, you might find something to like there.
You'd have to lend me a hedge trimmer
Get flared
I remember hearing something similar from a girl friend of mine. Whenever her aunt was over, she would clean the house from top to bottom and throw out all her dildos and toys.
The aunt must have tossed about $600 worth of stuff before she confronted her about it.
However bad of a day I am having, I like to remember that I do not have to have that conversation.
A horse cock is far more arousing than a human cock imo
Play with one of these my self (girl) and can fit it in my snatch and ass (with lots and lots of lube).
Medium/small I think. There was much bigger ones in the shop where I got it.
Fag
Forgot pic.
Lube it up, put it in, timestamp, post pic
destroy your ass with this user
>condom for a dragon dildo
Nice coloring. How much was it? I want to get one with pink/brown marbling or white base pink shaft
the more stretch your ass the more feeling with the prostate you are welcome user
I'd kill for a hyper realistic one that looked, smelled and felt exactly the real thing.
I don't want to "stretch" my ass, that turns me off more than anything.
All I want is the best, cheapest toy for prostate orgasms. Can I get some recommendations?
Just before you're ready to leave, throw out 300 worth of their bibles and crucifixes.
Fingers work good
I've tried, I can't orgasm from just fingers : (
Like 189 bucks I think but I got a big bottle of lube and some cleaning products (special soap and towel) for it as well.
You have to work up to it, have any toys?
Guy i hear you not.. have listen on my ears ok
I throw anger out of you
Cool story.....
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THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN ASKING
Guy are you not funny
OP is indeed a faggot
Have anything you can use as a toy till you get a real one?
Wasn't trying to be?
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Got any more of this?
Are you dodging my questions on purpose?
For the 4th (FOURTH) time, what's the best toy I can buy for prostate orgasms?
Is this one alright? amazon.com
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It should work fine
Ok dont shit me on
nice feet
You seem like fun post a pic of yourself with a timestamp
Do better toys exist? Is there an OBJECTIVELY best toy for prostates? This is what I'm asking.
This isn't something I can research through facts, like finding the best monitor or TV.
>What's Sup Forums's favorite toy for prostate orgasms?
This is a knockoff of the njoy pure wand, which is $100
Don't buy sex toys on amazon, lots of fakes
If you want the real njoy, this site is good
shevibe.com
Both have perfect reviews
How is it a knockoff when it's something entirely different? The one posted here vibrates and has LED's, the one you posted is something different. Not even him but you don't make sense.
I wasn't recommending he gets that vibrating probe, I was recommending he either gets an njoy pure wand or a knockoff
Ohhhhh, my bad. I thought you were calling the vibrating one a knockoff of what you posted. My bad.
>I'm not gay, or a zoophile
>I just want huge horse cock in my ass
I can only take a relatively small dildo but I like watching others take the monsters, have quite a few vids but way too big to post here.
I think OP pretends its an ass rapey minotaur or something like that
I was also not recommending he gets anything from amazon, you can supposedly get a pure want on amazon for $73 but I'd rather get a high quality knockoff than a low quality fake. I have titanium body jewelry from thechaingang and it's very well made
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>I'm not gay, or a zoophile
>I just want huge horse cock in my ass
Why spoil the surprise?
I'm basically incontinent at this point, the nerve damage from the electric pads has pretty much done for my ass.
Uh prevents dragon pregnancy retard.
Oh god that's fucking disgusting
What the fuck is he wearing
How does anyone not burst their guts using this?
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I do feel sad for traps. Most are (probably him too by the look off his room) very lonely as most are introverts who stay inside shut out from the world. Hence they seek attention and communication as humans are social creatures and they often get depressed by the state of they not getting it :L
Now I know that they will be extremely defensive and say otherwise, but they can't hide it from themselves.
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Yenno... I'm almost 6 and a half feet tall and my dick is probably as big as it gets, and that's barely pushing over 8 inches. Why would you want to buy a sex toy that's a foot long? Most dicks are 5 inches long. Most vaginas are about 5 inches deep. I've never pushed mine all the way in. That would be rude as fuck.
>Oh god that's fucking cute
>Luv what she's wearing..
I'll agree with you on some aspects, but i wont on others as i'm also a trap. Most traps are just attention whores which is fairly sad, but so many guys want to know about us and since yeah, most of us are extremely introverted. But the reason for it is i think that most traps want to be more girly etc like me, and that makes us think normal people will hate us for how we look, i feel the same way. Most will give me strange looks on the street and it hurts, i like how i look but i also don't. You make some good points user, feelsbad for us, we're just fucked in life until we find sugar daddies
Uhhh what was the question again?
That is a very nice ass, is it yours?
Us traps are indeed attention whores :^)
For the 5th (FIFTH) time, what's the BEST toy I can buy for PROSTATE orgasms?
Loving the body, have time for requests?
user are you fucking retarded. It depends on a lot of things like shape of your ass etc, it would usually be a vibrator tho and something that hits all the walls of your ass for maximum feeling, obv you'd need lube for that but looking for something along the lines of: filling ur ass fully that vibrates
nah sorry, ima bout to head out to work :p If you have Name Sync / Appchan X look out for the name Meeq tho
Your colon goes straight up almot to your ribs, there is only 2 bends in that part and both can be straghtened out without serious damage.
Width of colon is easy to streach with patience and lube.
So there, reasons why humans can hilt a 20 inch horsecock
>we're just fucked in life until we find sugar daddies
I have a few cd/tv girls I have fun with but don't really want a daddy as I hate being controlled and told what to do but each to their own, great ass by the way ;)
>use mega
Yeah, sorry i was using the stereotype that all traps are subs, being fair that is the case 9/10 times. And thank you bb
Sorry was going to toilett and make shit
Hear my foto
mg is running like shit and messed the key up will try again.
Lol
Get it, they feel fucking amazing. I have 2 bad dragon toys
Pics or it didn't happen