Hey Anons, it's my 20th birthday today. I'm a kissless virgin and I'd like to spend that evening with You...

Hey Anons, it's my 20th birthday today. I'm a kissless virgin and I'd like to spend that evening with You. I'd be very happy if some user girl could post some nudles for me.
Also funny pics thread
pic partialy related

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girls on the internet ?
op u are a faggot

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so kissless virgin
why are you not getting a hooker for your birthday to fix the problem?

Well, I thought about that, but to be pleased with it, I'd need to feel that the other person finds me attractive, and for obvious reason I wouldn't feel that way with a hooker.

I came here to say the same. Get a hooker you fucker kissless Virgin

Same here user except ill be turning 23 next month, i live in my moms basement and im an alcoholic. Shitty fucking job also but atleast i give my mom money everytime i get paid to pay for groceries, makes me feel a little bit better

Sorry i forgot to say i hope you have a good birthday

Thanks m8

I have never understood this. $50 bucks and you at least get the virgin thing off your record.
You only live once faggots and it goes quick. Live a little you plebs

Virgin?

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Thank You!

Happy birthday. There's all of your friendt there

I'll be there with you in a week and a half my man. Not too worried about it though, not sure why, maybe I'm defective.

>> friends

QuickFix

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basically you'll remember for life your 2th b'day as the Beg For Porn b'day.

and you'll start lots of cringe threads about it.

At least I'll be famous, ye?

Not OP, the other guy. Im just scared to get an STD or something worse

Yeah, STD is also a reason I'd rather do it with a non-hooker,

They make these things called rubbers.
You put them on your dick, and the bad things cant get through.

Also, the only STDs I have ever gotten were from non hookers.
I always wrap my dick with a hooker but the real whores are the ones who have the shit.

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>via 9gag.com

Fucking normies! REEEEEEEEE!

As an heterosexual man, I'd fuck that guy..

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