Landwhale thread and any slampig stories?

Landwhale thread and any slampig stories?

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My wife is overweight. She is also a sweetheart and is very patient with me. And the sex feels really good.

That is one porkable landwhale. I'd fuck her gut.

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who's that ?

From her face and haircut, I'd say one of those "popular girls" who embraced her inner glutton & got sexy.

source

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ur lendwell

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

looks like she rubbed shit all over her cunt

Slam piggies are the best

Tried to make the image larger and cleaner.

But the format made for a lot of residual artifacts.

roll

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Yah I realized this a week ago and I've been doing nofap since. And have been more and more attracted to slampigs

Yes. Embrace the Fat Fetish.

In a world of fatties, the fat-fucker will get the Fuck-Blimp pussy.

As someone who doesnt understand this. What do you guys find attractive about fatties.

How do I easily fuck them? Just go to movies w them and make move?

Just hit on a chubby girl and be fuckable. They're mostly welcome to it.

Love her belly. Pussy looks good, too. Fat pussy looks way better to me than skinny pussy.

Gonna try this, also roll

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No thanks!

The appetite, the curves, the softness, the taboo of wanting a fatty, etc.

This model takes it up the butt. Good.

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beta fag, swallow the nofap pill and get laid, virgin

I love fatties who have that ex-popular girl look to them.

The average American woman is overweight. Being overweoght doesn't slow them down from getting dick...why should it slow you down from giving it to them? Someone out there is getting laid, why not you?

I'm married. Go fuck yourself.

Who's this breeding machine

Heck, most of the world is overweight or obese.

It's paradise for anyone who isn't utterly fixated on flat-body stick women.

idk either, my ex was like this but wasn't shit stained like she is i was desperate, the sex was shit and she was too fat to try fun positions

and i was ashamed being with her in public but at least i got my dick wet

What's the easiest method to get them to let you fuck them like a pig?

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Pretty sure that's just rough skin from the fat rubbing together.

This kind of thread always reminds me that no matter how much women let themselves go, there will always be some desperate beta faggot who wants to fuck them. Sad!

That's because your imagination was limited when it came to sexual positions.

>the sex was shit and she was too fat to try fun positions
>and i was ashamed being with her in public but at least i got my dick wet

welcome to the truth about fat girls... plus they're always complaining about not feeling good..and their inside are all fucked up, so the have constant "tummy issues" which means they spray your toilet with their fat girl shit.

Be a good date. You'll be porking her from behind sooner or later.

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>disgusting

Normie.

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any more? If I didn't know better I'd say that was my wife

>be 18
>slampig responds to my craigslist ad
>31, married and not getting enough sex from hubby
>she tells me she has a fetish for really younger and really older guys only
>diamonds.jpg
>we meet at the mall, hit it off.
>go back to her place
>super nervous, we sit on the couch and make out
>undoes my pants, blows me
>cum buckets, she swallows most but the rest drips down her face
>she smiles at me with cum all over her, instant diamonds again
>fuck for a few hours, first time barebacking
>drop loads of cum in her pussy
>worry about getting her pregnant, so never see her again
>she keeps texting me to hook up, I block her
>dealwithit.jpg

nice ball mouse

nice turd

moar

le meme of le easy fuck.

no matter how many times you try, if you aren't a rich Chad your chances are almost zero.

they know dudes fucking fat whales either are desperate guys who pretend "fetish" because can't get some decent girl, or are those interested in the most boring fuck'n'forget like this virgin in denial:

Not positive they're the same but I'd still fuck

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Post pics of your wife.

roll

I want a slam piggy
Any one have more of the slam piggy queen?

Id hit that every Monday Wednesday and Friday.

My ex was a landwhale, gots no nudes, her tits were too big so when she was on top of me they would trap air between me and her and make a farting noise - it didn't last long

Story about my oral LW slave met online

>Be me, good looking pull legit girls IRL and off dating apps
>Swipe right on tinder when horny, half black and latina, v cute face, but way too big for me (similar to OP)
>Text her a bit and talk to her on phone, talk about sex, eventually send dick pic
>Jerk off to her texts then totally sober up forget about her and move on with my life
>One night driving home from out of town (been ignoring her) and she messages she wants my dick
>Horny af haven't busted in days
>She lives kinda far but i'm coming in on the freeway by her place

continue?

Holy shit, more!! Love that fat booty

cont

friend's mom is a slampig

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Be 175 lbs
Have 186 lbs wofe with two kids
Fucked her hot friend cuz age encouraged me to.
She still acts like i cheated
Marriage failing.
Have 3 ways with dudes
Not good enough for her
Insists I have sex with more women
Me wife black guy and 250 lb woman
Fatty insists black guy wears rubber
Has me fuck her raw and cum inside
While we take turns drinking and fucking this big beautiful pussy watch wife get lifted from a kneeling position off the ground with a dick in her throat.
It was a pretty good time
Nobody got preggo from it.

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>Text and tell her I'm coming by
>She wants to watch a movie or some shit
>Nah.jpg don't even want to go inside tell her to wait out front
> Pick her up in my car and start driving to secluded spot
>Where are we going user?
>Tell her not to ask questions start feeling her up and pulling her hair and putting my hand on her throat
>No resistance = goodgirl.diamonds
>She's breathing hard and getting turned on
>Take her to a dark parking lot and explain to her she's going to suck my dick and swallow my cum that i've been saving up but first she needs to beg for it
>She begs and I take my cock out, fuck her mouth rough and pull her hair
>AMAZINGHEAD.png
>whole time i tell her she's my little mouth slut now
>Pull her super-suction mouth off my cock by her hair forcibly and slap her face, make her repeat back she's my mouth slut
>Stick it back in and bust huge load
>she swallows every drop
>drop her back off at her house, tell her i have to get up early

cont?

join our degenerate gay club nigga
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Any pics of her?

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More?

Unfortunately deleted everything when sobered up / got legit gf

Looking now to see if i saved anything lol, regretting the purge

Can someone explain how people like this manage to get this much discolored skin? do they simply wear the same clothing all year round and shit in it?

Its from your skin rubbing against itself

How? I don't understand how that can cause such discoloring.even then fucking use underwear or some shit to keep the skin apart like that shit must be hard to get off and just because you can't keep your weight under control or keep your legs spread.

Lola Lush

rollannn

rolerino rolerino

She's a cute slam piggie. Married too so that usually means they are extra slutty

>Set up oral sub/dom roleplay
>Everytime I'm drunk, head over to her place and make her suck me off, leave right after
>Use her mouth however whenever I want
>Go to her work and make her suck me off on her breaks
>Always in the car never go inside
>Start telling her she has to suck my friends off too
>Start warming her up on an oral gangbang / training her at a gloryhole

Especially the real smooth Rubenesque ones without the
stretch marks and lumpy cellulite