STOP RIGHT THERE PEASANT

STOP RIGHT THERE PEASANT.

WHY HAVE YOU NOT JOINED THE CRUSADE YET ?

TELL ME WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HOLY CRUSADE AND I WILL PERSONALLY TALK TO THE CAPTIAN TO RECRUIT YOU.

Which crusade, m'lord?

I heard they all are faggots

The only crusade,the crusade to rid us of the islamic scum , and counquer Holy land.

Incorrect answer , peasant.

Checked
Surly by those divine digits you are following Kek's will I shall join you in your quest to reclaim the Holy Land.

ɪn hoːk ˈsɪŋnoː ˈwɪŋkeːs

O'right sir o mighty, prove me wrong then.

All mighty sir, now those are some quite elegant repeating numbers

>WHY HAVE YOU NOT JOINED THE CRUSADE YET

Because Jesus said love your neighbour.

Checkmate.

Jesus was a weak faggot, just obey yourself, dude...

Im no mere peasant, Im a land-freer like you, a mushlim-basher, a holy warrior set on the righteous path to free the holy land from demons and hellspawns, LONG LIVE THE POPE ALL GOD BE PRAISED

DEUS VULT
NOT IF HES A FUCKING HERETIC

because i can't find any armor in my shitty country

Bunch of faggy little whiners to me thees faggots in shiny metal buckets

Sir OP here, i do admit that i am defeated.
Though pope Urban is guilty of the murderous act they call crusades but we had our reasons ,muslims did alot more before the crusades even started , 300 years before they have commited all kinds of crimes.The Crusades were barely enough to repay for what they've done.
Inform yourself , peasant .
But i shall forgive you and not send you to clean the decks of our ships.

I Lucifer so you can fuck off with ya god squad, ya heard?

Deus Vult,brother.

Oh mighty holy one. As a citizen of this glorious land of god it is my sworn duty to protect this holy land.

I must help in any way to fight back the invaders.

thou art a blaggard and a knave

Lord, I have made it my mission to slay all undesirables and protect the holy land!

BY THE POPE
SARACEN DETECTED !
BROTHERS , LETS RID US OF THIS FILTHY HERETIC !

because there is no crusade near my town right now.
God, please, save the Europe from islamic scum.

>Captian

kek

totally different note but dose anyone know how to join the ypg?

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Deus Vult

I will fight against these invaders Saracens who wants to rape or women and slave our children to impose that sick religion then our descendants will have advantages to defend our land of these hypocrites who said the come with peace to later will try to stab us in the back but never gonna happen because our descendants will make sure that Europe will be always for the white men.

didn't you guys try that once already?

totally agree just need to know how to join though.

>our descendants will make sure that Europe will be always for the white men.
So what happens when Europe ceases to be then?

The only true heroes will get

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They killed all the cucks