Random dude just texted my number, dubs decides

Random dude just texted my number, dubs decides

Wanna see my pussy?

Sorry, bro. This isn't Karen. Looks like she gave you the wrong number.

this

roll for that kek

how fucking dare you rob

nigger

winrar

well you couldve fucked with him first and then told him that...

what a waste

Sorry, Karin can't text you right now, my dick is in her mouth.

(that used to be funnier on the phone, 20 years ago)

Why waste the fun on such a lame comment, try again bois

"Just finished sucking off some homeless dude, and you?"

winner here and i feel sad. that's a really wasted chance. dont reply that give us another chance. i retreat

I'm eating a microwave, what about you my nigga?

My day was just fine until you texted me, you cis male scum.

oh hey! its that really cute guy from last night ;) Been thinking about you all day...

send dick pic

fisting is 300 bucks

ask for his snapchat

I sucked a few cocks. How´s your day?

Oh my.

Sorry, I was drunk.. you're not really very attractive. I'm sure we'd never work out. Have a nice life. Goodbye.

kek

winrar

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absolute madman

i wanna touch your brains with my dick through your eye

roll

Well we might have scared him off with that one bois but yall got his number now so send him a friendly reply to remind him about karen no?

kek. based OP

Did he at least read it?

Say sorry was responding to someone else.

This.

somebody text him and be like "that's my girlfriend you texted, i will end you motherfucker. unless you're into three ways and totally heterosexual male eye contact?"

This this.
Play it off as if you were texting a friend.

Only maniacs choose to have "mark as read" on their phones.

I was thinking a client.

Oh fuck that was meant for my dad srry

Gonna try and salvage this shit

"No seriously, 300 bucks.
We doing this or what?"

have you been thinking about me?

GAS THE DYKES
RACECAR NOW
VROOM VROOM

WINRAR

Charge your shitphone

fuck, this morning sickness is kicking my ass

Im not gonna lie, lets be upfront about this. There was something between us. I know you had thoughts and so did I. It was sexual ... and im not opposed to it ;)

U fucked up, now he's gonna think karin is a lesbian.

the fisting really scared him off. must have had a bad experience

Rob lives bois

Lets try keep him around this time, dubs again

>whats fisting
lol

google it Rob.

AHAHAHA
Who doesn't know what fisting is?

>the ass you retard

Hehe, nothing. Some dumb inside joke. :) send me a selfie. I wanna see that cute face again!

>What's fisting

I hope he's playing innocent

Send him a pic of a girl fisting herself and say "It's when you do this"

Have some fun.

Tell him you are so happy he texted and you fell asleep last night after masturbating while thinking of him.

win

...

roll

gimme sexy time or a fuck banana for you papi

What did i just say about being nice

STOP BEING SLOW OP
HURRY UP NEWFAG

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wasted

>what's fisting

>the ass u retard

Topkek

your dick is a jew and my pussy's the oven, let's get busy ;)

show me your cock, babe. I'm so wet thinking about it

Seems like robs got some game, dubs bois

fuck off faggot

You wanna dance baby blue eyes ahuahuu? boom lol jk i just dropped acid with my priest

rerollan

have a client from 6-8 then no plans. you?

hahahahaha

reroll

kek this

hey i made this: ezvz.co, it lets you spoof messages on verizon iphones, have fun

I think about you when I flick it to STILLBORN PORN

praise kek

W-w-w-WINRAR

got a pay for play date then free if fancy doing something?

wanna watch me get fucked by a nigger?

WinRAR again

jej

sometimes i like to fuck a jar

And again!

this OP
say youare acid

Reroll

how kinky have you been?

Poor rob why we gotta be so mean? Keep it rollin

lol

I feel like the chick gave him the wrong number on purpose

Show me that cock, Robert

send him a dick pic, followed by "oops ;)"

Fuck how old is rob lol

no shit you mong

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YESS

was wondering something, but idk if I should ask. Uhm roommate just left and I have this thing with uhmm.. Cock pics. Is it possible to see yours?