Random dude just texted my number, dubs decides
Random dude just texted my number, dubs decides
Wanna see my pussy?
Sorry, bro. This isn't Karen. Looks like she gave you the wrong number.
this
roll for that kek
how fucking dare you rob
nigger
winrar
well you couldve fucked with him first and then told him that...
what a waste
Sorry, Karin can't text you right now, my dick is in her mouth.
(that used to be funnier on the phone, 20 years ago)
Why waste the fun on such a lame comment, try again bois
"Just finished sucking off some homeless dude, and you?"
winner here and i feel sad. that's a really wasted chance. dont reply that give us another chance. i retreat
I'm eating a microwave, what about you my nigga?
My day was just fine until you texted me, you cis male scum.
oh hey! its that really cute guy from last night ;) Been thinking about you all day...
send dick pic
fisting is 300 bucks
ask for his snapchat
I sucked a few cocks. How´s your day?
Oh my.
Sorry, I was drunk.. you're not really very attractive. I'm sure we'd never work out. Have a nice life. Goodbye.
kek
winrar
...
absolute madman
i wanna touch your brains with my dick through your eye
roll
Well we might have scared him off with that one bois but yall got his number now so send him a friendly reply to remind him about karen no?
kek. based OP
Did he at least read it?
Say sorry was responding to someone else.
This.
somebody text him and be like "that's my girlfriend you texted, i will end you motherfucker. unless you're into three ways and totally heterosexual male eye contact?"
This this.
Play it off as if you were texting a friend.
Only maniacs choose to have "mark as read" on their phones.
I was thinking a client.
Oh fuck that was meant for my dad srry
Gonna try and salvage this shit
"No seriously, 300 bucks.
We doing this or what?"
have you been thinking about me?
GAS THE DYKES
RACECAR NOW
VROOM VROOM
WINRAR
Charge your shitphone
fuck, this morning sickness is kicking my ass
Im not gonna lie, lets be upfront about this. There was something between us. I know you had thoughts and so did I. It was sexual ... and im not opposed to it ;)
U fucked up, now he's gonna think karin is a lesbian.
the fisting really scared him off. must have had a bad experience
Rob lives bois
Lets try keep him around this time, dubs again
>whats fisting
lol
google it Rob.
AHAHAHA
Who doesn't know what fisting is?
>the ass you retard
Hehe, nothing. Some dumb inside joke. :) send me a selfie. I wanna see that cute face again!
>What's fisting
I hope he's playing innocent
Send him a pic of a girl fisting herself and say "It's when you do this"
Have some fun.
Tell him you are so happy he texted and you fell asleep last night after masturbating while thinking of him.
win
...
roll
gimme sexy time or a fuck banana for you papi
What did i just say about being nice
STOP BEING SLOW OP
HURRY UP NEWFAG
...
wasted
>what's fisting
>the ass u retard
Topkek
your dick is a jew and my pussy's the oven, let's get busy ;)
show me your cock, babe. I'm so wet thinking about it
Seems like robs got some game, dubs bois
fuck off faggot
You wanna dance baby blue eyes ahuahuu? boom lol jk i just dropped acid with my priest
rerollan
have a client from 6-8 then no plans. you?
hahahahaha
reroll
kek this
hey i made this: ezvz.co, it lets you spoof messages on verizon iphones, have fun
I think about you when I flick it to STILLBORN PORN
praise kek
W-w-w-WINRAR
got a pay for play date then free if fancy doing something?
wanna watch me get fucked by a nigger?
WinRAR again
jej
sometimes i like to fuck a jar
And again!
this OP
say youare acid
Reroll
how kinky have you been?
Poor rob why we gotta be so mean? Keep it rollin
lol
I feel like the chick gave him the wrong number on purpose
Show me that cock, Robert
send him a dick pic, followed by "oops ;)"
Fuck how old is rob lol
no shit you mong
...
YESS
was wondering something, but idk if I should ask. Uhm roommate just left and I have this thing with uhmm.. Cock pics. Is it possible to see yours?