ITT: Ask a guy who just lost his job anything

ITT: Ask a guy who just lost his job anything.

How long did you have it?

what's your favorite brand of shampoo?

You okay, man?

do you slip a pinky in your asshole when you fap too?

How long until you starve OP?

Who do you work for?

Only about 4 months, not long at all, but still a piss-take.

Whatever's cheapest and doesn't smell like industrial strength cleaning products.

Probably not.

How did you manage to fuck up so monumentally that the only recourse your employer had was to fire you?

Nah, don't want my pinky to get dirty, I'll stick to sharpies.

I doubt I'll starve, I'll have to continue mooching off my parents until I sort out something else. Better than them spending it on alcohol.

I worked for a gaming a comics store.

So, how'd you lost it?

Why did you get canned? I dont think you worked long enough to get unemployment but its worth applying
>quit my job
>filed unemployment
>former employer told state they laid me off
Lolk, but hey im not broke and i have no problem with my boss thinking he fired me if it gets me $400/wk

chicken nuggets?
or chicken tenders?

Owner claims he couldn't afford to keep me there as the business was struggling, yet my best friend who works there says that a new guy (one of the owner's best friends) was opening the store this morning. Basically got cucked, and he won't even admit that he's cucking me.

>gaming a comics store

Those are usually a secure bet..

Chicken tendies.

Gaming and comics*, my bad.

You were laid off then bro, file unemployment. As long as you didnt quit for do something really dumb to get fired, you should qualify

happened to me around 5-6 times last year ..
im a complete retard..
found good job - lost it cuz of drugs
found even better job - same story
so on and so on

>(one of the owner's best friends)
He could just be helping out a friend with a struggling business

A nice thought, but sadly untrue. He's already being paid.

Also, may as well dump my ex's nudes.

What a cunt - sorry to hear it user

Yup, I honestly don't even care enough to get pissed off about it, I just want to sort a new job out.

The nude dump begins, enjoy.

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Pls continue

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