Step 1: Ask a 33 year old virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

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Why I love to smell my farts?

Everybody does.

Are you disturbingly ugly?

not OP
sometimes my farts make me hungry.
When I scratch my arse, it smells like smoky bacon crisps.
Am I food?

No. Just disturbingly boring and dull.

Feel better? I am sad and feel sorry for you :(

Don't be such a pussy.

Have you tried this?
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>wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistic

I haven't fucking talked to girls about Minecraft. Maybe thats the problem.

what makes your life live worthy?

I get pussy you dont...thats sad...

What's the furthest you've got with a girl?

I want to take revenge on existence itself.

Touché

If there's a girl near you ready to have sex, would you bother fucking her?

From your replies you seem like a faggot...

why havent u had sex yet?

A hug.

Yes.

Not literally.

Faggot=ahole...

autismo

Don't you know that there are a lot of girls easily available almost everywhere, ready to fuck with you for insignificant amount of cash (probably indirectly) or for false promises of some bullshit that girls actually want?

Hookers?

sluts

In my experience, the amount of sluts is smaller than the amount of men who would fuck them.

bump

You considered a hooker? just to get the monkey off your back

Well I am 19 and not a virgin but my uncle is 52 this year and still a virgin and never had a GF and lives with his parents. He sits on an old windows XP PC from 2004 playing half life and doom mods all day. Poor guy. So you are doing better than him OP.

my fucking god, im on the point of no return already , but i dont give a flying fuck i can fake everything EVEN social success, the moment i have enough money i'll go to a hooker.

what kind of mental problem he has?

>So you are doing better than him OP.

Slightly

Travel to eastern europe, almost every woman would fuck anyone from a country of the first world.

Been to the Czech Republic, Poland and Estonia before. Good beer.

Uhh I have no idea. As you might have guessed he is pretty damn awkward, sometimes he comes over for dinner and will just sit there in silence and stare at his food.

He tries to be nice though. I will say hi to him and he will be like "h- h- hello, you played doom lately?" and he has always given me a tonne of money on my birthday and Christmas.

I mean TBH as I have known him all my life, It doesn't really bother me when people are still virgins at an old age.