Trying to enlarge penis to lose virginity at 40. plz help

trying to enlarge penis to lose virginity at 40. plz help

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doesn´t work, you could loose your ability to boner. Buy VR fucking Neckbeard.

loose the stretcher, take l-arginine, do a basic jelq routine, and say fuck it.

lose weight fatty

Larger dick wont helo you get laid dude...

Women don't know how big your penis is when you approach them at the bar, so obviously the problem is your face.

I would work on losing that fat and leg fur first.

i dont understand how would a chick know you dick size before agreeing to do something sexual with you?

Its ovs not size of D but maybe how its size makes you feel

I've been considering a penuma implant myself. Can't seem to find any good before after pics though.

I'm 7x5. Tired of having a pencil dick.

Have you considered these other options?

>Take showers more often
>be well groomed
>Wash your mouth
>Maybe shave if you got pubes for beard
>Actually be interesting and not some weebo
>Don't be some hairy ass nigger fuck?

Nasty fat ass virgin hahahahahah

Does jelqing really work? Skeptical but so many people say it does. Never seen proof.

try going to the gym you disgusting fat fuck.

Go to the fucking gym and get in shape before you're fucking 50 faggot.

You'll get chicks then I promise, it's not your dick.

lol even if this was real, it ain't your dick size you're repelling lovers with.

It's pretty unbelievable that men feel the need to make their penis as close to 9 inches as humanly possible. Girls don't give a flying fuck as long as ur not less than 4 inches. My dick is like 6.5in by like 5in, every time I fuck a girl they tell me I'm big. Your problem is definitely not your penis, ur hairy and fat and probably a spaghetti boy, work on that.

chicks don't like big dicks you fag

Half of the benefits from jelqing is better erection quality.

Most dudes "lose" size as they age, just because you're getting older. Jelqing helps promote the blood flow and restore that lost size.

As for permanent gains, after 8 months of minor jelqing. I can confidently say I've gained zilch in girth, and 1" in length.

I'm 25, and I think what really helped was l-arginine. Even before I started, heavy dosages of it gave me random erections throughout the day. Which that stopped before I was in my 20s

Lol 6.5x5 is fucking schmedium as fuck. Every swinging dick who's been with a couple birds have all heard the same shit.

mine is 3 inches erect, will these exercises really help or are they a meme?

I need like an inch more girth is the problem I don't think it works for that. Where'd you start and end up then? I'm 7x5 trying to get to 7.5x6.

You can't fucking enlarge your penis that way... fuck

Actually I think traction is the only way proven to work

That was the point dude girls don't care. They want you to feel good and confident so you can make them cum.

try improving your personality if you want to lose your virginity, forget about your penis

i also use bathmate hydromax

You're thinking about it all wrong.
You're just supposed to fuck someone without giving a shit about what they think.
You've been stretching your dick while you should have been hitting on women.
Instead of doing that shit, work out and get on a diet.

I started at 6.5x5.5 and now I'm a solid 7-7.5".

I tried the Bathmate for girth, because I too wanted 6", it works great for temp gains. I easily was over 6 in girth, but it never lasted.

I got nervous damaging my shit from it, and stopped.

If lesbianism exists you don't exactly need a huge disk to please women. Get in shape, practice dates with throwaway tinder matches and have atleast one normal hobby regular people can share a conversation with you about. Watch some series on Netflix that gave setting in modern reality to give you context on what is normal conversation, what to do on a date and what to dress like. Join a running club, you might get a few pity fucks out of it. chat to the plain women more than you pay attention to attractive ones so they don't think your as creepy as you are and will get you an approachable reputation. Be a little camp or go full Gay if none of this works at least for a while so at least you have some past relationship experiences that are true, there's nothing more cringe worthy that listening to someone who is Blatantly making up Stories about their ex.

iam desperate there is a girls that sems to like me and laugh all the time she is around me but i cant ask her out, to afraid cause my small 11 cm penis (4 inch)

Maybe the squares you fuck with but if you're trying to keep up with Tyrone at the swinging spot that lil shit ain't cutting it.

For your sake I really hope you don't believe that bro.

>Half of the benefits from jelqing is better erection quality.
This is false. The opposite is true.

Still that's pretty encouraging if you're being for real. How long did you keep at it for the results?

you've been watching too much porn and going into too many rate my cock threads

what you have is literally above average

abide

Penis size isn't your problem.

Kek, what the fuck makes you think that will help you get laid? Women don't even get to see your dick until you're already naked in the bedroom with them, so it's pointless. Work on not being a piece of shit human trash instead.

you really give yourself a lot of credit that you COULD get in her pants.

Just try. You will fail. Then you'll be happy you didn't have to show her your micropenis.

Some people are into different things and dick size matters to most girls, don't fool yourself. In my circles a big dick makes you the bull.

I've had lousy erections before PE, and much (MUCH) better after.

Google the beginner jelq routine, that's all I did. No devices (other than experiment with the bathmate).

I'm also uncut, I have no idea if that makes a difference. Since pulling a tight circum dick seems painful.

Just fuck a whore you retard.

An expensive one.

And you have yourself a fine time in those circles my friend, I'm fine with living in reality.

>most girls
G8 B8 M80

Shaaaaaaave your body!

Both girth and length doesn't last or just girth?

Appreciated man. Gives me some hope. Just don't wanna be so average, a lot of people don't seem to get that.

Without a doubt in my mind most I've known or been with have said something about it. It's not a coincidence. It's not a multi billion dollar industry for nothing.

Some people don't want a generic reality. You have fun in yours. You're the one that has to reconcile your listlessness with yourself in the end.

It's average and average sucks

i dont think its your dick that's keeping you from loosing your virginity. do you bring a chick home, hike of your pants, and they say "eww, im not fucking that.". no i think its more likely that they take a look at you before you get them home and say "eww im not fucking that.". perhaps you should stick that thing on your face.

At least keep that fucking hat out of the picture.

Even the sloppiest of pigs can get his dick wet if its huge

Wow save money on gadgets and get a hooker...

>trying to enlarge penis to lose virginity at 40

Certain penis size isn't a requirement for getting laid.

A lot of the girls I've fucked didn't see my dick prior to getting it in.

You are just a loser and it has nothing to do with your dick small or big.

You don't know what you're talking about

These will increase your chances of getting laid in the real world seeing as men don't walk around with their junk out.

LOL ok bud. It's as if there aren't piles of size queens out there who won't take a sloppy fuckers cock if it's huge. As if whores for the sake of being whores don't exist. You're a fucking moron.

Girth. Never had any length gains via the bathmate. It makes me nervous since I get alot of, what I assume, is broken blood vessels. Even with just minor pumping.

Feels pretty good to have a six inch penis and not be a virgin.

You're a fucking retard.

So length gains from jelqing are perm?, and when did you start seeing results?

Some people see gains in weeks some in months. Length gains are pretty much permanent. Some guys get some girth from yelqing too.

Be careful you can hurt yourself. Warm up.

Bathmate for temp girth gains.

Sweet fallacy bro. Kys

You know I'm right. You know your dick is inadequate if you really cut through the bullshit.

I've stopped for the last couple months, and haven't seen my length decrease at all, so i'm going to say yes.

About a month into it, I noticed immediate EQ go up, I quit ALL porn/masterbation on top of that, and 3-4 months into it I noticed 1/2" gain.

I'm pretty sure I hit a plateau, however. I can't seem to get any farther than an 1". But I'm happy.

Phallosan+Bathmate+Thousands of hours=Gains.

Gains women won't care about.

Say it enough and you'll believe it :)

If you use the sizegenetics you need to use the vlc tugger, because the noose is terrible for your dick. Phallosan is better yet.

Exactly. Gayfag here, and if I didn't have a dick I probably couldn't guess how big or small a guy's dick is within one inch in either direction

This.

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You can find the study elsewhere. Stetching is clinically proven to work, it just takes thousands of hours. Unless you mean that women do care. I find most don't.

yummy nice cock I would love to give you a shot my lovely hairy virgin bear !

You sound like a fucking tool.

lmao I have a below average dick and fuck my girlfriend every day. Fucking tards.

you cock size doesn't affect your virginity. she's only going to see your dick after she's already made the decision to have sex with you. idiot.

Yeah. I'm a fuck tool. I like it.

I've been turned away because of my small dick

You also simultaneously got turned down for being a beta fag.

Do you know what a small dick looks like? Now a big one?

Ok there ya go

No Literally saw it and awkwardly made her way to the bathroom and didn't come back out. I'm 6x4.5 in

Doesn't this also make your dick thinner too though? It doesn't seem worth it to me.