Poorly described video games thread. I will start

Poorly described video games thread. I will start

>playing hot lava
>zombies

I bet this is fun to play

>blood
>mops

Postal 2

>wander around
>drink
>next level
>repeat
>pro

RED PACMAN

witcher 1

>boring as fuck

Dead Rising

nope

>"wtf ur a fuckin draenei haha noob not even lvl100"

>fish must kill seat to sit on it

Viscera Cleanup Detail?

Dark souls estus spam?

Nope

Yes.

Diablo 3

For the first one, it is cleanup detail.

Get good faggot.

Any video game reviewed by Sup Forums

>ok, let's go

you dingus you're supposed to describe it poorly

>A tournament around the world where if you win, you can request any kind of desire, but if you fail, your soul will doomed into a little ring.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr...

>rocket jump is cruise control for win

Walk around fight things solve. puzzles

Legend of Zelda

Ride into Mexico feeling like a badass.

>have 7000 skeletons
>undefeatable
>necropolis op

>gimme another soup while my kingdom is falling apart

Nope but with that description technically is still I right answer

Max Payne 3?

ITS BRAZIL NOT MEXICO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>You are under the command of an Auschwitz version zoo.

Mortal kombat fool

Nope. In this game you drive, not fight.

>No matter how much I feed, it's your fault we lost.

Maybe Vigilante 8?

Twisted Metal, you need to make it harder you cuck

We have a winner.

Nope.

Undertale?

1) man says what boy does

2) no skin trying to reach love

3) plant seeds to grow and reach the stars and grow your hub

3 should be impossible. Rest is easy mode.

second is a no

I had this fucking game. it was so shit. but damn it felt good to be a gangster.

>push blond child off spaceship

silver ear

Any MOBA ever

>helmet mounted sniper rifle
>robot dog sidekick

Yup

>ww2 but anime

mega man?

nope

Oh then twisted metal. Too easy

Yelling alot

any legend of zelda

any fighter game

I choose to read that as "Shouting". Skyrim.

Scumbag deadbeat daddy leaves job with international responsabilities to hang around. Leaves terrible mess with shitty intern in place.

Daddy secretly sends you to solve intern fuck up.
Daddy secretly sends you to solve intern's intern fuck ups.
Daddy secretly sends you to solve big bro fuck ups.
Daddy secretly sends you to solve bigger bro fuck ups.
Flashback: daddy starts being an asshole.
Daddy reveals he is history's fuckin biggest asshole: has been hiding to have fun and taking credit for the fuck ups.
Flashback: fuckin intern fucks up so fuckedly he fuckin believes he is fuckin daddy.

>shit physics but still fun
>you basically drive paper with wheels
>new updates with new shit instead of fixing shit wrong with game
>spend half of time in cloud loading screens
>carry around way too many fucking guns

Diablo?

Everybody's Gone To the Rapture.

Wanted to blow my fucking brains out an hour in.

oh noez zombies are everywhere and this city has hallways for streets

That is the best description of metal gear I have ever seen

>Follow some dumb hooded cunt around who thought it would be a good idea to shove a huge fuck off stone in his head.

Chivalry

Soda drinking simulator

Rollercoaster tycoon

My hair is fuck and my friend become a fuking red shit animal,need to fiend the erudit of my world for my friend

Gta 5

Tomb Raider, fuck that shit

>kidnapped by weird cultist robe guy
>put on cruise ship with 9 other people
>9 hours until cruise ends
>your girlfriend is a murderer

Blood

Diablo?

Valkyria chronicles

Fig

Jak and daxter

9x9x9

You got it friend

You are a leader that can turn into dragon and shit and you can have either a generic elf, a economic bitch lizard, a dwarf with big jugs, or a corpse bride as your wife

Heroes of Might and Magic 3

nicely done friendo

yep

H1Z1

Dying light

The enemy of your enemy is your friend. Black vs green

If anyone gets this one i'll be amazed

Necromancer spam in Warcraft 3?

Two Kings, a bunch of Towers , goblins and stuff, a tower explodes beacause of knife Stab, cryface cryface cryface ops ops ops thank you wow, emote Limit reached

Darkness

minecraft

nanomachines

Dota

Two Kings, a bunch of Towers , goblins and stuff, a tower explodes beacause of knife Stab, cryface cryface cryface ops ops ops thank you wow, emote Limit reached

Word nerd

>Ayy lmao
>Exploding brain
>Do it again underwater

Not even close. It's an oldie

Armored marsupial on a high flying quest.

Thats Not an answer

>playing turtle stomp
>mario

Some one actually got it some what. Not the correct name but the is the basic game idea.

You loose your powers and your sword. Spend the game killing your previous bloodsucking subordinates and getting new magic from them. Kill the green guy that took your sword. You rule again